In honor of C4F who makes up rules because he has no friends and no life outside of an internet message board, post a rule you would make up if you were a moderator. If you are currently a moderator and your name is ts or LJ, name a rule you will make up in the future because you have nothing better to do. If your name is C4F, please post a rule you have already made up.

I'll start:

#1 - No posting anything negative. All posts must be filled with flowers, sunshine, and the gays.

I don't and never have moderated outside of these rules

http://www.ohiochatter.com/forum/announcement.php?f=12

#2) You're banned because fuck you.

3. Skyhook and Cats Gone Wild are banned from the chatter. Reasons being..
a. way too religious
b. bandwagon trolls who literally add nothing to the convo(i may not add many things, but at least I bring some sort of humor to the chatter)
c. both are over the age of 35, with skyhook being a 40+ virgin with adopted kids
d. literally no one likes these two on the chatter. It's hard to find someone on here that everyone unanimously hates, and it's these two by a landslide
e. Skyhook claims to be a browns fan, yet loves the lakers and wants to jerk off tebow. CGW is the worst kind of fan. SEC inbred who likes LSU football, and Kentucky bball. It can't get any worse than that
f. Don't post anything of substance related to the topic, just troll threads and follow posters around(mostly skyhook on this one, as CGW is too busy getting fucked in the ass down in bama during the LSU offseason)

I could go to z, but I think my point has been proven

I wouldn't mind seeing 3a invoked.

Justin, thoughts?

justincredible;1128142 wrote:#2) You're banned because fuck you.

C4F used this one before. Good find.

sleeper;1128128 wrote: no life outside of an internet message board
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This made me laugh. If this isn't the pot calling the kettle black?

As for the rule. If you take this site so seriously that you continually cry about the mods on this site. You should kill yourself

genghis dong;1128164 wrote:This made me laugh. If this isn't the pot calling the kettle black?

As for the rule. If you take this site so seriously that you continually cry about the mods on this site. You should kill yourself

You have 385 posts. Enjoy!

LJ;1128135 wrote:I don't and never have moderated outside of these rules

http://www.ohiochatter.com/forum/announcement.php?f=12

Yeah, when pigs fly LJ, when pigs fly...

No honeybadger avatars

sleeper;1128180 wrote:Yeah, when pigs fly LJ, when pigs fly...

Oh?

Prove it

LJ;1128192 wrote:Oh?

Prove it

I would but you probably just went and deleted all of the posts where you made up rules.

sleeper;1128196 wrote:I would but you probably just went and deleted all of the posts where you made up rules.

Oh?

too bad I haven't deleted anything.

#Sleeperfails
#Sleeperlies
#delusional

#8 - Women: Tits or GTFO

justincredible;1128218 wrote:#8 - Women: Tits or GTFO

Probably explains why we don't have any womenz.

LJ;1128216 wrote:Oh?

too bad I haven't deleted anything.

#Sleeperfails
#Sleeperlies
#delusional

Yeah and ice cream doesn't melt. :rolleyes:

#17 - Men: dicks or GTFO.

/SnotBubbles'd

snotbubbles is gone right?

DeyDurkie5;1128233 wrote:snotbubbles is gone right?

Last ActivityToday 09:38 AM

FatHobbit;1128242 wrote:Last ActivityToday 09:38 AM

haha lurking but not posting. what a bitch.

In order for QQ4Fail to remain mod status he has to film and post to youtube a video of him punching himself in the face/nuts daily. It's funny because he would do it. Means that much to the little guy.

Commander of Awesome;1128293 wrote:In order for QQ4Fail to remain mod status he has to film and post to youtube a video of him punching himself in the face/nuts daily. It's funny because he would do it. Means that much to the little guy.

Would it be a backfire if that actually made him some youtube sponsorship money? I mean, something like that could get millions of views

LJ;1128296 wrote:Would it be a backfire if that actually made him some youtube sponsorship money? I mean, something like that could get millions of views

You bring up a good point.

Rule #17: All money that QQ4Fail makes from his youtube face punching account goes into the OC pizza party fund.

Commander of Awesome;1128300 wrote:Rule #17: All money that QQ4Fail makes from his youtube face punching account goes into the OC pizza party fund.

In that case, he better fucking make Donatos money and not Little Cesars money

You think of everything.

Rule #18: Justin forks over the vcash to cover for Donatos pizzas if QQ4Fail's daily face punching doesn't net enough money.