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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Dec 9, 2011 1:17 PM
chicago510;997338 wrote:2+ times a day has to be a little rough on the ole pecker. Prayers to you both.
I would assume that it depends on what you use.
Dec 9, 2011 1:17pm
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mcburg93

permaban to basement

3,167 posts
Dec 9, 2011 4:48 PM
Where is the every time I get a spare five minutes choice? had to settle with the two plus choice. Damn the prejudices on these pages.
Dec 9, 2011 4:48pm
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Heretic

Son of the Sun

18,820 posts
Dec 9, 2011 5:08 PM
ccrunner609;1009333 wrote:worked out good this morning.....had someone do it for me.
Your reward for the top student in your gym class? JACK-OFF-THE-TEACHER Friday.
Dec 9, 2011 5:08pm
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gut

Senior Member

15,058 posts
Dec 9, 2011 5:51 PM
I used to play hockey with a guy who was a terrible masturbator, you know, couldn't control himself. Why, he would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't... you know...
Dec 9, 2011 5:51pm
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Fred Flintstone

Senior Member

366 posts
Dec 9, 2011 8:12 PM
You know who the greatest athlete in the world is? The guy that finishes 1st and 3rd in a masturbation contest.
Dec 9, 2011 8:12pm
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vball10set

paying it forward

24,795 posts
Dec 9, 2011 8:26 PM
ccrunner609;1009333 wrote:worked out good this morning.....had someone do it for me.
Dec 9, 2011 8:26pm
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Curly J

Self Pwner in Training.

7,282 posts
Dec 10, 2011 12:50 AM
Well I'm not going to say how often I do it now, but back in high school I was All State my Senior Year.
Dec 10, 2011 12:50am