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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Dec 1, 2011 1:39 PM
I know that most people on here can't get laid.
Dec 1, 2011 8:39am
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Commander of Awesome

Senior Pwner

23,151 posts
Dec 1, 2011 1:43 PM
This thread makes me pissed off that I already handed out the Idiot Thread of the Week Award. You'll have to settle for Idiot Post of the Week etfail.
Dec 1, 2011 8:43am
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Dec 1, 2011 1:55 PM
Commander of Awesome;996101 wrote:This thread makes me pissed off that I already handed out the Idiot Thread of the Week Award. You'll have to settle for Idiot Post of the Week etfail.
LOL. Honored.
Dec 1, 2011 8:55am
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power i

Senior Member

1,296 posts
Dec 1, 2011 2:05 PM
A friend of mine says her husband never masterbates. I told her she needs to find out what other lies he's told her.
Dec 1, 2011 9:05am
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SnotBubbles

Master of teh QQ

4,492 posts
Dec 1, 2011 2:09 PM
I probably average once a day. Usually while viewing the Ohio Chatter webpagez.
Dec 1, 2011 9:09am
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Raw Dawgin' it

Just Ain't Care

11,466 posts
Dec 1, 2011 2:18 PM
Leave it to ETB to want to know how much dudes on here beat off...way to be, ***.
Dec 1, 2011 9:18am
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Steel Valley Football

Senior Member

4,548 posts
Dec 1, 2011 3:14 PM
Right now.
Dec 1, 2011 10:14am
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Steel Valley Football

Senior Member

4,548 posts
Dec 1, 2011 3:15 PM
Ok. Time for a nap.
Dec 1, 2011 10:15am
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bigkahuna

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4,454 posts
Dec 1, 2011 3:32 PM
Dec 1, 2011 10:32am
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Commander of Awesome

Senior Pwner

23,151 posts
Dec 1, 2011 4:07 PM
lol ETB obviously isn't getting laid and beating off like a madman.
Dec 1, 2011 11:07am
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Dec 1, 2011 4:10 PM
Commander of Awesome;996368 wrote:lol ETB obviously isn't getting laid and beating off like a madman.
I beat off while getting laid... like a boss!
Dec 1, 2011 11:10am
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NYFan54

I got deez cheeseburgers

570 posts
Dec 1, 2011 7:05 PM
My Grandpa used to say, "There are two types of liars in this world. A man who says he's never masturbated, and a man who says he quit."
Dec 1, 2011 2:05pm
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Laley23

GOAT

29,506 posts
Dec 1, 2011 7:08 PM
power i;996134 wrote:A friend of mine says her husband never masterbates. I told her she needs to find out what other lies he's told her.
Or what other women hes doing.
Dec 1, 2011 2:08pm
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gerb131

Senior Member

9,932 posts
Dec 1, 2011 7:10 PM
Just finished now I need to someone to smoke this cigarette.
Dec 1, 2011 2:10pm
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4cards

Ohio Chatter Legend

2,551 posts
Dec 1, 2011 8:25 PM
...If I voted Darby, does that mean my hand will find a reason to not have sex with me?
Dec 1, 2011 3:25pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Dec 1, 2011 8:30 PM
4cards;996731 wrote:...If I voted Darby, does that mean my hand will find a reason to not have sex with me?
Yes.
Dec 1, 2011 3:30pm
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SnotBubbles

Master of teh QQ

4,492 posts
Dec 1, 2011 9:00 PM
4cards;996731 wrote:...If I voted Darby, does that mean my hand will find a reason to not have sex with me?
Like anyone/anything needs a "reason" to not have sex with you.....
Dec 1, 2011 4:00pm
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chicago510

Original Chatterer

5,728 posts
Dec 1, 2011 9:16 PM
Voted.

Can't wait for Darby's "what does my hand mean?" Thread
Dec 1, 2011 4:16pm
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password

Senior Member

2,360 posts
Dec 1, 2011 9:17 PM
power i;996134 wrote:A friend of mine says her husband never masterbates. I told her she needs to find out what other lies he's told her.
Maybe she is being a good wife and makes sure that he doesn't need to masturbate.
Dec 1, 2011 4:17pm
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skank

Senior Member

6,543 posts
Dec 2, 2011 3:00 AM
I believe ETB is doing it as we speak.
Dec 1, 2011 10:00pm
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like_that

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26,625 posts
Dec 2, 2011 3:47 AM
4cards;996731 wrote:...If I voted Darby, does that mean my hand will find a reason to not have sex with me?
chicago510;996787 wrote:Voted.

Can't wait for Darby's "what does my hand mean?" Thread
Reps.
Dec 1, 2011 10:47pm
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chicago510

Original Chatterer

5,728 posts
Dec 2, 2011 4:22 AM
2+ times a day has to be a little rough on the ole pecker. Prayers to you both.
Dec 1, 2011 11:22pm