Wow seriously? WTF was the bitch's motive?justincredible;935706 wrote:I stand, always.
I remember back when I was a kid and still had contact with my father his old bitch of a wife made him sit down to pee. One of the many reasons why the man is a bitch. She tried to tell me that I had to sit as well but eff that noise.
I bet your boyfriend tells you this every night.Glory Days;935337 wrote:this would be false, if your dick was too big when you sit, it would never fit inside the rim.
justincredible;935706 wrote:I stand, always.
I remember back when I was a kid and still had contact with my father his old bitch of a wife made him sit down to pee. One of the many reasons why the man is a bitch. She tried to tell me that I had to sit as well but eff that noise.
I'm not bitter about that. I think it's hilarious.THE4RINGZ;935909 wrote:At least you aren't still bitter about it.
I believe I said glad to see you're not still bitter about it.justincredible;935925 wrote:I'm not bitter about that. I think it's hilarious.
Looked to be a sarcastic post.THE4RINGZ;935926 wrote:I believe I said glad to see you're not still bitter about it.
Ringz sarcastic ??? Never !!!justincredible;935934 wrote:Looked to be a sarcastic post.
You sit at urinals?mhs95_06;936094 wrote:If I have a belt on, or on rare occasion when I have suspenders, I stand. Elastic waistband, stand unless it is a urinal. Tied string such as a swimsuit, stand.
Curly J;935999 wrote:Ringz sarcastic ??? Never !!!
thats where i drop the deuce...WebFire;936122 wrote:You sit at urinals?
mhs95_06;936094 wrote:If I have a belt on, or on rare occasion when I have suspenders, I stand. Elastic waistband, stand unless it is a urinal. Tied string such as a swimsuit, stand.
maybe there is a stool set up infront of the urinal?WebFire;936122 wrote:You sit at urinals?
boyfriend? she said she was your mom? oops.hoops23;935903 wrote:I bet your boyfriend tells you this every night.
This raises an interesting question, how does someone not in the room know what you are doing? I've never peed in front of my wife (who would react to me sitting on the throne when I pee in the same manner as she would react if I shaved my armpits - note to guys that sit, most women like masculine men, even if what we do or how we look is a bit gross, because they like men. If they wanted a woman they'd be a lesbian). She couldn't tell you if I stood (I do) or sat (assuming I aimed straight down it makes as much noise).FatHobbit;936242 wrote:I'd never even heard of sitting to piss until I was with some friends at one of their boyfriend's for dinner. My brother in law went to the bathroom and the boyfriend yelled back "If you're taking a piss, you better sit because I'm the one who has to clean." Had it been me I think I would have pissed all over the floor.
Ouch.Glory Days;936201 wrote:boyfriend? she said she was your mom? oops.
Yeah, I had a discussion about this with my wife last night after reading through the thread. She assumed all men stood. She also said that all of you guys sitting to pee are a bunch of ****.Manhattan Buckeye;936253 wrote:This raises an interesting question, how does someone not in the room know what you are doing? I've never peed in front of my wife (who would react to me sitting on the throne when I pee in the same manner as she would react if I shaved my armpits - note to guys that sit, most women like masculine men, even if what we do or how we look is a bit gross, because they like men. If they wanted a woman they'd be a lesbian). She couldn't tell you if I stood (I do) or sat (assuming I aimed straight down it makes as much noise).
Back to FFT's original post, is his friend's wife sure he pees sitting down? If so, how does she know?
so what about guys who shave all their body hair? not very "manly" i would say. i mean, what girl would want a man with smoother legs than her?Manhattan Buckeye;936253 wrote:This raises an interesting question, how does someone not in the room know what you are doing? I've never peed in front of my wife (who would react to me sitting on the throne when I pee in the same manner as she would react if I shaved my armpits - note to guys that sit, most women like masculine men, even if what we do or how we look is a bit gross, because they like men. If they wanted a woman they'd be a lesbian). She couldn't tell you if I stood (I do) or sat (assuming I aimed straight down it makes as much noise).
Back to FFT's original post, is his friend's wife sure he pees sitting down? If so, how does she know?
