Dudes, when you're at home, do you pee standing up or sitting down?

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fan_from_texas

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Oct 15, 2011 3:36 PM
Serious Q. When you're at home, do you sit down to take a leak, or do you stand up?

There has been a debate about this. I don't want to prejudice the discussion, so I'll just leave it at that. I want to get the pulse of the OC on this oh-so-important question to find out if I'm completely out in left field on this.
Oct 15, 2011 3:36pm
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gerb131

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Oct 15, 2011 3:38 PM
If I sat down I'd get splinters. Standing up.
Oct 15, 2011 3:38pm
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fan_from_texas

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Oct 15, 2011 3:40 PM
Once we get a decent sample size, I'll give some context as to how this came up.
Oct 15, 2011 3:40pm
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karen lotz

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Oct 15, 2011 3:46 PM
Standing up
Oct 15, 2011 3:46pm
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ohiobucks1

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Oct 15, 2011 3:47 PM
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Oct 15, 2011 3:47pm
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jordo212000

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Oct 15, 2011 3:48 PM
Up?
Oct 15, 2011 3:48pm
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bigkahuna

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Oct 15, 2011 3:50 PM
Up unless it's the after sex leak or the the coveted #1 #2 combo.

After sex leak-too out of control, it's a safety measure

#1 #2 Combo- pretty obvious, taking a shit, might as well take a leak.


You should have offered a 3rd option of both/depends on situation.
Oct 15, 2011 3:50pm
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Glory Days

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Oct 15, 2011 3:54 PM
Because i am the one cleaning it, down. 100% accurate.
Oct 15, 2011 3:54pm
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Mulva

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Oct 15, 2011 3:54 PM
Down at night. Lights stay off. Larry David style.
Oct 15, 2011 3:54pm
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tk421

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Oct 15, 2011 3:58 PM
Up, why the hell would I sit down to pee?
Oct 15, 2011 3:58pm
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ManO'War

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Oct 15, 2011 4:48 PM
I sit....cause I don't want to clean up piss.
Oct 15, 2011 4:48pm
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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Oct 15, 2011 5:02 PM
I can't believe any man would actually sit to piss. You guys are fucking around right?
Oct 15, 2011 5:02pm
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BR1986FB

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Oct 15, 2011 5:18 PM
Ummm...standing
Oct 15, 2011 5:18pm
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Pick6

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Oct 15, 2011 5:23 PM
stand, because i am a man.
Oct 15, 2011 5:23pm
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Ironman92

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Oct 15, 2011 5:37 PM
Gotta stand up so snakes and things don't zap your ass or balls.
Oct 15, 2011 5:37pm
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j_crazy

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Oct 15, 2011 5:41 PM
Up all the time. Only difference is at home I try not to piss on the seat. Away from home I really don't care, I piss everywhere.
Oct 15, 2011 5:41pm
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ManO'War

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Oct 15, 2011 5:50 PM
ZWICK 4 PREZ;934685 wrote:I can't believe any man would actually sit to piss. You guys are ****ing around right?
I grew up with my grandfather living with us...he pissed all over the floor, and it was no fun going into the bathroom in the middle of the night and stepping in it. Besides doing it (sitting) out of a respect for others, I'm a clean freak and don't want urine on the bowl, seat, base, or floor.
Oct 15, 2011 5:50pm
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bigdaddy2003

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Oct 15, 2011 5:57 PM
Standing. I assume this is about the new law Canada is trying to pass?
Oct 15, 2011 5:57pm
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Con_Alma

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Oct 15, 2011 6:03 PM
Up. I have a urinal in our master bath.
Oct 15, 2011 6:03pm
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ManO'War

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Oct 15, 2011 6:06 PM
Con_Alma;934793 wrote:Up. I have a urinal in our master bath.
That would be freakin awesome.
Oct 15, 2011 6:06pm
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Con_Alma

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Oct 15, 2011 6:21 PM
ManO'War;934799 wrote:That would be freakin awesome.
My wife hated the idea when we were building the house. She gets it now and is glad it's in there.
Oct 15, 2011 6:21pm
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oletiger

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Oct 15, 2011 6:23 PM
water not deep enough to sit n pee
Oct 15, 2011 6:23pm
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Sonofanump

Oct 15, 2011 6:36 PM
I voted.
Oct 15, 2011 6:36pm
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Mohican00

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Oct 15, 2011 6:39 PM
and I.......pee in the tub.

#bachelorlife
Oct 15, 2011 6:39pm
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GoChiefs

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Oct 15, 2011 6:44 PM
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Oct 15, 2011 6:44pm