Dudes, when you're at home, do you pee standing up or sitting down?

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queencitybuckeye

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Oct 15, 2011 7:10 PM
tk421;934576 wrote:Up, why the hell would I sit down to pee?
I'm under doctors orders not to lift anything heavy.
Oct 15, 2011 7:10pm
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queencitybuckeye

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Oct 15, 2011 7:11 PM
Con_Alma;934793 wrote:Up. I have a urinal in our master bath.
Me too, it's called the shower.
Oct 15, 2011 7:11pm
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cat_lover

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Oct 15, 2011 7:18 PM
Stand up unless it is the #1&2 combo.
Oct 15, 2011 7:18pm
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Iliketurtles

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Oct 15, 2011 7:59 PM
Up!
Oct 15, 2011 7:59pm
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GoChiefs

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Oct 15, 2011 8:01 PM
queencitybuckeye;934870 wrote:I'm under doctors orders not to lift anything heavy.
OK, so luckily you're still able to be a man and pee standing up then.
Oct 15, 2011 8:01pm
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redstreak one

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Oct 15, 2011 8:03 PM
Standing up! last night after 10 beers woulda classified it as slightly slanted!
Oct 15, 2011 8:03pm
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Oct 15, 2011 8:07 PM
ZWICK 4 PREZ;934685 wrote:I can't believe any man would actually sit to piss. You guys are fucking around right?
This.
Oct 15, 2011 8:07pm
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fan_from_texas

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Oct 15, 2011 8:48 PM
Con_Alma;934793 wrote:Up. I have a urinal in our master bath.

This is my dream someday.
Oct 15, 2011 8:48pm
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FatHobbit

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Oct 15, 2011 8:55 PM
I pee standing up. Can you guys not aim?
Oct 15, 2011 8:55pm
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fan_from_texas

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Oct 15, 2011 8:57 PM
Here's the context: our son is 15 months old, so he'll start potty-training soon. Mrs. FFT was talking to some friends about this. My understanding is that boys are generally taught to pee sitting down (for aiming purposes). I'm okay with teaching that way.

But then Mrs. FFT mentioned that I peed standing up, and the C-monster would eventually do this, too (this sounds odd divorced from context, but whatever). The friend was aghast--her husband pees sitting down, and she was convinced that virtually all men did, too, for cleanliness reasons. Mrs. FFT relayed this to me, and my initial reaction was the opposite--while there are situations where some dudes pee sitting down, that would strike me as not the norm by a longshot. The friend's argument was basically that any guy who peed standing up was a neanderthal. Now, it's not like I follow friends around to see how they pee, so I couldnt say for certain that I was right, but I assumed it wasn't symptomatic of being a mouth-breather.

Long story short, this issue has come up several times since then. Mrs. FFT's friend insists that I'm the outlier, while her husband is the norm. I disagree, but wanted a sanity check to make sure I wasn't crazy. You guys have confirmed that I'm not way out in left field here, and it's her husband who is the weird one.

So thanks again, OC.
Oct 15, 2011 8:57pm
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Oct 15, 2011 8:57 PM
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Oct 15, 2011 8:57pm
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Oct 15, 2011 9:00 PM
fan_from_texas;934941 wrote:Here's the context: our son is 15 months old, so he'll start potty-training soon. Mrs. FFT was talking to some friends about this. My understanding is that boys are generally taught to pee sitting down (for aiming purposes). I'm okay with teaching that way.

But then Mrs. FFT mentioned that I peed standing up, and the C-monster would eventually do this, too (this sounds odd divorced from context, but whatever). The friend was aghast--her husband pees sitting down, and she was convinced that virtually all men did, too, for cleanliness reasons. Mrs. FFT relayed this to me, and my initial reaction was the opposite--while there are situations where some dudes pee sitting down, that would strike me as not the norm by a longshot. The friend's argument was basically that any guy who peed standing up was a neanderthal. Now, it's not like I follow friends around to see how they pee, so I couldnt say for certain that I was right, but I assumed it wasn't symptomatic of being a mouth-breather.

Long story short, this issue has come up several times since then. Mrs. FFT's friend insists that I'm the outlier, while her husband is the norm. I disagree, but wanted a sanity check to make sure I wasn't crazy. You guys have confirmed that I'm not way out in left field here, and it's her husband who is the weird one.

So thanks again, OC.
That dude is a vagina, and most likely has one.
Oct 15, 2011 9:00pm
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Oct 15, 2011 9:04 PM
fan_from_texas;934941 wrote:Here's the context: our son is 15 months old, so he'll start potty-training soon. Mrs. FFT was talking to some friends about this. My understanding is that boys are generally taught to pee sitting down (for aiming purposes). I'm okay with teaching that way.

But then Mrs. FFT mentioned that I peed standing up, and the C-monster would eventually do this, too (this sounds odd divorced from context, but whatever). The friend was aghast--her husband pees sitting down, and she was convinced that virtually all men did, too, for cleanliness reasons. Mrs. FFT relayed this to me, and my initial reaction was the opposite--while there are situations where some dudes pee sitting down, that would strike me as not the norm by a longshot. The friend's argument was basically that any guy who peed standing up was a neanderthal. Now, it's not like I follow friends around to see how they pee, so I couldnt say for certain that I was right, but I assumed it wasn't symptomatic of being a mouth-breather.

Long story short, this issue has come up several times since then. Mrs. FFT's friend insists that I'm the outlier, while her husband is the norm. I disagree, but wanted a sanity check to make sure I wasn't crazy. You guys have confirmed that I'm not way out in left field here, and it's her husband who is the weird one.

So thanks again, OC.
Is Mrs. FFT's friends husband named chaz??
Oct 15, 2011 9:04pm
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fan_from_texas

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Oct 15, 2011 9:07 PM
BORIStheCrusher;934948 wrote:That dude is a vagina, and most likely has one.

That's more or less what I told Mrs. FFT. We're pretty close friends with these people, though, so it'd be awkward to call him out throguh Mrs. FFT through his wife. I just needed a sanity check on this one.
Oct 15, 2011 9:07pm
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chicago510

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Oct 15, 2011 9:13 PM
I'm not saying I've never peed sitting down, but to be an exclusive sitter like that guy would be quite feminine.
Oct 15, 2011 9:13pm
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Oct 15, 2011 9:16 PM
fan_from_texas;934941 wrote:her husband pees sitting down, and she was convinced that virtually all men did, too, for cleanliness reasons. Mrs. FFT relayed this to me, and my initial reaction was the opposite--while there are situations where some dudes pee sitting down,
What does this dude do at a bar or a restaurant?
Oct 15, 2011 9:16pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Oct 15, 2011 9:22 PM
Why is everyone picking on the guy in the story, when we have some of our very own members admit to peeing sitting down.
Oct 15, 2011 9:22pm
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Oct 15, 2011 9:24 PM
ernest_t_bass;934995 wrote:Why is everyone picking on the guy in the story, we have some of our very own members admit to peeing sitting down.
Do you sit for #1 at a bar or restaurant? You probably sit due to your heart issues...
Oct 15, 2011 9:24pm
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Oct 15, 2011 9:27 PM
Sonofanump;934998 wrote:Do you sit for #1 at a bar or restaurant? You probably sit due to your heart issues...

I pee my pants
Oct 15, 2011 9:27pm
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Oct 15, 2011 9:29 PM
ernest_t_bass;935001 wrote:I pee my pants
I'll just call you Miles Davis.
Oct 15, 2011 9:29pm
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iluvz

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Oct 15, 2011 9:46 PM
I guess I always just assumed men in general went standing up, and because of that, I potty trained 3 boys that way... Cheerios solved the aiming issue. The sitting thing seems weird to me.
Oct 15, 2011 9:46pm
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BigYtownRed

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Oct 15, 2011 10:02 PM
Sitting @ home, aiming has nothing to do with it, it is a cleanliness thing. If you have ever peed while wearing shorts it still splashes all over the place. Carpet on the floor in our bath.

Everyplace else I stand, yes in your house I let it splash everywhere. :)

Since guys have brought up the #1 #2 combo. Can you do #2 & not do #1 at the same time? I always do both have never done just #2.
Oct 15, 2011 10:02pm
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baseball4

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Oct 15, 2011 10:08 PM
Mohican00;934856 wrote:and I.......pee in the tub.

#bachelorlife

This. Shower is where it's at.
Oct 15, 2011 10:08pm
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Oct 15, 2011 10:12 PM
Off my back deck. Right off the living room.
Oct 15, 2011 10:12pm
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Oct 15, 2011 10:29 PM
Cheerios
Oct 15, 2011 10:29pm