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j_crazy

7 gram rocks. how i roll.

8,372 posts
Sep 14, 2011 8:49 PM
My wife keeps putting the fucking TP on the holder the wrong way. It goes over bitch.


what should i do?
Sep 14, 2011 8:49pm
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j_crazy

7 gram rocks. how i roll.

8,372 posts
Sep 14, 2011 8:52 PM
I voted for psychological warfare. I'm too lazy to do anything physical unless it's really good.
Sep 14, 2011 8:52pm
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wes_mantooth

Tomfoolery & shenanigans

17,977 posts
Sep 14, 2011 8:52 PM
Your wife is correct....so you should fuck off!
Sep 14, 2011 8:52pm
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THE4RINGZ

R.I.P Thread Bomber

16,816 posts
Sep 14, 2011 8:54 PM
She just had a baby and hormonal.
Sep 14, 2011 8:54pm
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brutus161

The Navy Guy

1,686 posts
Sep 14, 2011 8:59 PM
Piihb
Sep 14, 2011 8:59pm
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enigmaax

Senior Member

4,511 posts
Sep 14, 2011 8:59 PM
j_crazy;896318 wrote:My wife keeps putting the ****ing TP on the holder the wrong way. It goes over bitch.


what should i do?
Who would have to clean up an upper decker?
Sep 14, 2011 8:59pm
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LJ

Senior Member

16,351 posts
Sep 14, 2011 9:00 PM
I suggest you grow a pair of balls
Sep 14, 2011 9:00pm
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Curly J

Self Pwner in Training.

7,282 posts
Sep 14, 2011 9:13 PM
Do her sister !!!
Sep 14, 2011 9:13pm
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password

Senior Member

2,360 posts
Sep 14, 2011 9:15 PM
brutus161;896327 wrote:Piihb
If he would have done that in the first place, he wouldn't have these problems.
Sep 14, 2011 9:15pm
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O-Trap

Chief Shenanigans Officer

14,994 posts
Sep 14, 2011 9:27 PM
Do her sister. If no sister, do her mom. If no mom, or mom is fugly, do her best female friend. Make sure you PIIHB, too.

Then, tell her, "See? This is what happens when you don't put the TP on right!"
Sep 14, 2011 9:27pm
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THE4RINGZ

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16,816 posts
Sep 14, 2011 9:48 PM
Upper Deck is the only suitable revenge for this type of behavior.
Sep 14, 2011 9:48pm
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O-Trap

Chief Shenanigans Officer

14,994 posts
Sep 14, 2011 9:51 PM
THE4RINGZ;896362 wrote:Upper Deck is the only suitable revenge for this type of behavior.
If it wasn't also his toilet, I'd agree.
Sep 14, 2011 9:51pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Sep 14, 2011 9:52 PM
Ahh, but if he does right before he goes out of town for a couple of weeks, it works.
Sep 14, 2011 9:52pm
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Gardens35

Senior Member

4,929 posts
Sep 14, 2011 10:00 PM
I Voted.
Sep 14, 2011 10:00pm
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Big_Mirg_ZHS

Recovering Pothead

2,079 posts
Sep 14, 2011 10:12 PM
Put it in her sisters butt
Sep 14, 2011 10:12pm
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ts1227

Senior Member

12,319 posts
Sep 14, 2011 10:13 PM
Upper deck her sister's butt
Sep 14, 2011 10:13pm
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oletiger

Senior Member

166 posts
Sep 14, 2011 10:24 PM
upper deck sis butt and wipe off on her pillow
Sep 14, 2011 10:24pm
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quaker0764

Big Boss

108 posts
Sep 14, 2011 10:29 PM
ts1227;896393 wrote:Upper deck her sister's butt
What is this... I don't even...
Sep 14, 2011 10:29pm
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hasbeen

Excuse me, Flo?

6,504 posts
Sep 14, 2011 10:41 PM
O-Trap;896346 wrote:Do her sister. If no sister, do her mom. If no mom, or mom is fugly, do her best female friend. Make sure you PIIHB, too.

Then, tell her, "See? This is what happens when you don't put the TP on right!"

This is what happens when you fuck a person in the ass!
Sep 14, 2011 10:41pm
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O-Trap

Chief Shenanigans Officer

14,994 posts
Sep 14, 2011 10:56 PM
THE4RINGZ;896371 wrote:Ahh, but if he does right before he goes out of town for a couple of weeks, it works.

I like where your head's at.
ts1227;896393 wrote:Upper deck her sister's butt
What the ... I don't even ... er ... what?
Sep 14, 2011 10:56pm
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bigkahuna

Senior Member

4,454 posts
Sep 15, 2011 1:11 AM
Leave the seat up because that's the way you like it. When she complains say "I'll start putting the seat down when you put the TP on the right fuckin' way!"
Sep 15, 2011 1:11am
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Apple

Prost!

2,620 posts
Sep 15, 2011 1:27 AM
bigkahuna;896530 wrote:Leave the seat up because that's the way you like it. When she complains say "I'll start putting the seat down when you put the TP on the right fuckin' way!"
Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant. But she's female and won't understand the logic of this response.

also... WTF with O-Trap's hideous avatar? did you lose a bet too?
Sep 15, 2011 1:27am
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dwccrew

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7,817 posts
Sep 15, 2011 1:34 AM
Force her to put her mouth up to a truckstop gloryhole for many hours. That'll learn her.
Sep 15, 2011 1:34am
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O-Trap

Chief Shenanigans Officer

14,994 posts
Sep 15, 2011 10:28 AM
Apple;896536 wrote:Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant. But she's female and won't understand the logic of this response.

also... WTF with O-Trap's hideous avatar? did you lose a bet too?
No. Friend of mine did a seminar on marketing out of your comfort zone. As a visual example, he did the seminar in a mankini.
Sep 15, 2011 10:28am
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THE4RINGZ

R.I.P Thread Bomber

16,816 posts
Sep 15, 2011 10:30 AM
The mankini isn't out of my comfort zone. Nice try by your friend however.
Sep 15, 2011 10:30am