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June18

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May 5, 2010 10:33 PM
:heart:I have a couple buddies getting married this summer and am looking to take a working lady as my date. :heart:

Anyone have any recommendations for services in the Columbus or Cleveland area? (One wedding is in Cleveland and the other is in Newark)

I've tried googling it but I don't know if I trust the websites that are coming back.
May 5, 2010 10:33pm
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May 5, 2010 10:36 PM
Hahaha. Hahaa. ha
May 5, 2010 10:36pm
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May 5, 2010 10:49 PM
CinciX12 wrote: Hahaha. Hahaa. ha
May 5, 2010 10:49pm
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May 5, 2010 10:51 PM
So the rainbow indicates you really are seeking male escorts
May 5, 2010 10:51pm
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sonofsam

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May 5, 2010 10:55 PM
Fab1b wrote: So the rainbow indicates you really are seeking male escorts
lol anyone watch the Tonight Show last night? Maybe he should try "rentboy.com"
May 5, 2010 10:55pm
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Trueblue23

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May 5, 2010 10:56 PM
sonofsam wrote:
Fab1b wrote: So the rainbow indicates you really are seeking male escorts
lol anyone watch the Tonight Show last night? Maybe he should try "jjhuddle.com"
Fixed it for ya




PLZ DON'T BAN ME FOR THAT!
May 5, 2010 10:56pm
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May 5, 2010 10:56 PM
Craigslist? Someone had a 2 for 1 special they were talking about it at work.
May 5, 2010 10:56pm
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May 5, 2010 11:06 PM
Trueblue23 wrote:
sonofsam wrote:
Fab1b wrote: So the rainbow indicates you really are seeking male escorts
lol anyone watch the Tonight Show last night? Maybe he should try "jjhuddle.com"
Fixed it for ya




PLZ DON'T BAN ME FOR THAT!
LOL Good one!
May 5, 2010 11:06pm
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SnotBubbles

May 6, 2010 8:46 AM
This has to be a joke....
May 6, 2010 8:46am
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THE4RINGZ

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May 6, 2010 9:57 AM
so you are planning on hiring someone to be your wedding date? Your pick up skills must really suck.
May 6, 2010 9:57am
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SnotBubbles

May 6, 2010 10:14 AM
Leave it to BORIS to have a link.... :D
May 6, 2010 10:14am
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Drums of War

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May 6, 2010 10:19 AM
SnotBubbles wrote: Leave it to BORIS to have a link.... :D
Not that hard to copy and paste URL from your homepage.
May 6, 2010 10:19am
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May 6, 2010 10:21 AM
SnotBubbles wrote: Leave it to BORIS to have a link.... :D
They're my favorite service, just used them to get a date for a friends baptism.
May 6, 2010 10:21am
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SnotBubbles

May 6, 2010 10:22 AM
I can't tell if people are "fo rilly" or joking on this thread....either way.....I can't help but LOL.
May 6, 2010 10:22am
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Websurfinbird

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May 6, 2010 10:33 AM
All I know is there will be no escorts at my wedding ... if I don't know your bf/gf you're flying solo.

Edit to original post

I just meant I don't want random "dates" at my wedding is all.
May 6, 2010 10:33am
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May 6, 2010 10:36 AM
Paying for pussy makes you a pussy. Just sayin'.
May 6, 2010 10:36am
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CinciX12

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May 6, 2010 10:41 AM
Websurfinbird wrote: All I know is there will be no escorts at my wedding ... if I don't know your bf/gf/fiance/spouse you're flying solo.
Thats the best way to go. You don't want to risk some AA meeting walkout showing up with some guy hanging around the bar offering oral to people to buy her drinks.
May 6, 2010 10:41am
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SnotBubbles

May 6, 2010 10:45 AM
CinciX12 wrote: Thats the best way to go. You don't want to risk some AA meeting walkout showing up with some guy hanging around the bar offering oral to people to buy her drinks.
I want that woman to be at the next wedding I'm at!
May 6, 2010 10:45am
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May 6, 2010 10:47 AM
Websurfinbird wrote: ... if I don't know your bf/gf/fiance/spouse you're flying solo.
lol, you wouldn't let someone bring their SO to your wedding if you didn't know them? I'd tell you to fuck off and not come.
May 6, 2010 10:47am
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May 6, 2010 10:51 AM
BORIStheCrusher wrote:
Websurfinbird wrote: ... if I don't know your bf/gf/fiance/spouse you're flying solo.
lol, you wouldn't let someone bring their SO to your wedding if you didn't know them? I'd tell you to fuck off and not come.
As would I.
May 6, 2010 10:51am
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May 6, 2010 10:52 AM
June18 wrote: :heart:I have a couple buddies getting married this summer and am looking to take a working lady as my date. :heart:

Anyone have any recommendations for services in the Columbus or Cleveland area? (One wedding is in Cleveland and the other is in Newark)

I've tried googling it but I don't know if I trust the websites that are coming back.
Go solo. Then you don't have to ditch someone in order to rail a bridesmaid.
May 6, 2010 10:52am
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May 6, 2010 10:53 AM
NNN wrote:
June18 wrote: :heart:I have a couple buddies getting married this summer and am looking to take a working lady as my date. :heart:

Anyone have any recommendations for services in the Columbus or Cleveland area? (One wedding is in Cleveland and the other is in Newark)

I've tried googling it but I don't know if I trust the websites that are coming back.
Go solo. Then you don't have to ditch someone in order to rail a bridesmaid.
This is how you use both heads to think gentleman, take notes.
May 6, 2010 10:53am
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Nate

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May 6, 2010 10:54 AM
SQ_Crazies wrote:
NNN wrote:
June18 wrote: :heart:I have a couple buddies getting married this summer and am looking to take a working lady as my date. :heart:

Anyone have any recommendations for services in the Columbus or Cleveland area? (One wedding is in Cleveland and the other is in Newark)

I've tried googling it but I don't know if I trust the websites that are coming back.
Go solo. Then you don't have to ditch someone in order to rail a bridesmaid.
This is how you use both heads to think gentleman, take notes.
This is only appropriate if you know the bridesmaids are hot. If you know they aren't and don't want to risk nailing a slumpbuster, you go with the hooker.
May 6, 2010 10:54am
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SQ_Crazies

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May 6, 2010 10:55 AM
No, then you either just get plastered and go home alone--still having a good time. You get plastered and do one of the ugly bridesmaids and leave your pride at the door. OR you find some other hot chick at the wedding.

Either way, you don't pay for it therefore you aren't a douche bag.

How many incredible looking hookers do you think there are in the Cleveland/Akron area anyways?
May 6, 2010 10:55am