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Nate

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May 6, 2010 11:21 AM
SQ_Crazies wrote: No, then you either just get plastered and go home alone--still having a good time. You get plastered and do one of the ugly bridesmaids and leave your pride at the door. OR you find some other hot chick at the wedding.

Either way, you don't pay for it therefore you aren't a douche bag.

How many incredible looking hookers do you think there are in the Cleveland/Akron area anyways?
You never do an ugly bridesmaids. That's stage 5 clinger type-o-shit. No thanks.

I'd never go to the hooker route but I've never had a problem finding ass.
May 6, 2010 11:21am
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SQ_Crazies

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May 6, 2010 11:24 AM
If you can't ditch a clinger then you're just as big of a pussy as some dude paying for it...just sayin', as long as you wrap it up and don't have any "accidents", ridding yourself of a clinger is easy business.
May 6, 2010 11:24am
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Nate

Formerly Known As Keebler

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May 6, 2010 11:27 AM
I'd never have to stoop to clinger/hooker level. Good ass isn't hard to find. To stoop to ugly/fat clinger level is slumpbuster material. If it major slump, I would consider it but it would be absolute last resort.
May 6, 2010 11:27am
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SQ_Crazies

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7,977 posts
May 6, 2010 11:38 AM
Well clearly we're talking about a last resort situation.

Like you, I wouldn't be worried either--I could have a date to a wedding in 5 minutes. LOL, who doesn't know ONE chick that would go to a wedding?
May 6, 2010 11:38am
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Mohican00

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May 6, 2010 11:52 AM
Websurfinbird wrote: All I know is there will be no escorts at my wedding ... if I don't know your bf/gf/fiance/spouse you're flying solo.
Really? You have to know everyone?

That's kind of shitty
May 6, 2010 11:52am
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Websurfinbird

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May 6, 2010 12:46 PM
Keebler wrote:
BORIStheCrusher wrote:
Websurfinbird wrote: ... if I don't know your bf/gf/fiance/spouse you're flying solo.
lol, you wouldn't let someone bring their SO to your wedding if you didn't know them? I'd tell you to fuck off and not come.
As would I.
Let me clarify. I just meant bf or gf's. If someone was engaged or married, we 100% are inviting their SOs. (I need to go back an edit my original post it seems)
What I meant was that if you are just dating someone and neither of us know him/her I don't think we should be forced to pay for them. (or I should say force my parents to pay for them). I'd rather extend that spot to someone we really want there.
May 6, 2010 12:46pm
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FatHobbit

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May 6, 2010 1:03 PM
SQ_Crazies wrote: Paying for pussy makes you a pussy. Just sayin'.
It's never really free. Even if you aren't paying for it in cash, there's usually a price that you have to pay.
May 6, 2010 1:03pm
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wes_mantooth

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May 6, 2010 1:04 PM
SQ_Crazies wrote: Paying for pussy makes you a pussy. Just sayin'.
No matter how you go about getting it....you are always paying for pussy in the long run.
May 6, 2010 1:04pm
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Con_Alma

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12,198 posts
May 6, 2010 1:06 PM
Websurfinbird wrote:
Let me clarify. I just meant bf or gf's. If someone was engaged or married, we 100% are inviting their SOs. (I need to go back an edit my original post it seems)
What I meant was that if you are just dating someone and neither of us know him/her I don't think we should be forced to pay for them. (or I should say force my parents to pay for them). I'd rather extend that spot to someone we really want there.
Am I to understand that if you had a friend you wish to have witness and celebrate your wedding with but you didn't know his/her significant other you wouldn't be compelled to invite them because you don't believe you should have to pay for their meal?
May 6, 2010 1:06pm
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Glory Days

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May 6, 2010 1:08 PM
wes_mantooth wrote:
SQ_Crazies wrote: Paying for pussy makes you a pussy. Just sayin'.
No matter how you go about getting it....you are always paying for pussy in the long run.
pffft not SQ_Crazies at the end of the night, chicks end up paying him it was so good!
May 6, 2010 1:08pm
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SQ_Crazies

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May 6, 2010 1:10 PM
Glory Days wrote:
wes_mantooth wrote:
SQ_Crazies wrote: Paying for pussy makes you a pussy. Just sayin'.
No matter how you go about getting it....you are always paying for pussy in the long run.
pffft not SQ_Crazies at the end of the night, chicks end up paying him it was so good!
Not the kind of payment I meant, and you know it wes!

I've never been paid, but I slept with a girl for about 2 weeks (weren't dating) and my birthday rolled around and she bought us floor seats for a Cavs game, does that count?
May 6, 2010 1:10pm
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Heretic

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May 6, 2010 1:16 PM
CinciX12 wrote:
Websurfinbird wrote: All I know is there will be no escorts at my wedding ... if I don't know your bf/gf/fiance/spouse you're flying solo.
Thats the best way to go. You don't want to risk some AA meeting walkout showing up with some guy hanging around the bar offering oral to people to buy her drinks.
W..why not? You have to have some sort of legit entertainment for the guests to make up for them sitting through your ceremony.
May 6, 2010 1:16pm
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Fab4Runner

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May 6, 2010 1:23 PM
SQ_Crazies wrote:
Glory Days wrote:
wes_mantooth wrote:
SQ_Crazies wrote: Paying for pussy makes you a pussy. Just sayin'.
No matter how you go about getting it....you are always paying for pussy in the long run.
pffft not SQ_Crazies at the end of the night, chicks end up paying him it was so good!
Not the kind of payment I meant, and you know it wes!

I've never been paid, but I slept with a girl for about 2 weeks (weren't dating) and my birthday rolled around and she bought us floor seats for a Cavs game, does that count?
Maybe she just really wanted to go to the game and that was a good excuse. Wildcats and I went to Cavs/Lakers for "my birthday".
May 6, 2010 1:23pm
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SQ_Crazies

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May 6, 2010 1:26 PM
LOL, no, I later found out that she just realized I wasn't into her for the same reason she was into me and thought that would help.

And you know what, I took a rare chance and changed my view on the whole situation and took it a little more seriously. Wouldn't you know, on my actual birthday a week later, she got pissed at the bar because I was DJing and "not paying enough attention to her" (???, on MY birthday and I was working lol) and left with another dude that night. That's what you get for trying to be the nice guy.
May 6, 2010 1:26pm
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BigAppleBuckeye

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May 6, 2010 1:31 PM
Con_Alma wrote:
Websurfinbird wrote:
Let me clarify. I just meant bf or gf's. If someone was engaged or married, we 100% are inviting their SOs. (I need to go back an edit my original post it seems)
What I meant was that if you are just dating someone and neither of us know him/her I don't think we should be forced to pay for them. (or I should say force my parents to pay for them). I'd rather extend that spot to someone we really want there.
Am I to understand that if you had a friend you wish to have witness and celebrate your wedding with but you didn't know his/her significant other you wouldn't be compelled to invite them because you don't believe you should have to pay for their meal?
PS -- our wedding space can only accomodate 200 people, which is the main motive for limiting the dates of some of our guests. Husbands, fiances and long-time bfs/gfs are in ... the rest are a case by case basis, strictly for the numbers reason.
May 6, 2010 1:31pm
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Con_Alma

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May 6, 2010 1:34 PM
That's a little different than what was presented....or at least what I interpreted. Thank you for setting me straight.....and more important, good luck.
May 6, 2010 1:34pm
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Nate

Formerly Known As Keebler

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May 6, 2010 1:42 PM
Still shitty. I live 4 hours away from most of my good friends. If they told me I couldn't bring my gf they don't know to their wedding, I wouldn't go.
May 6, 2010 1:42pm
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SQ_Crazies

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May 6, 2010 1:43 PM
LOL, but it's THEIR wedding...
May 6, 2010 1:43pm
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Nate

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May 6, 2010 1:49 PM
SQ_Crazies wrote: LOL, but it's THEIR wedding...
It is THEIR wedding but its usually common courtesy to invite someone's significant other if its known they have one of a somewhat long term status.
May 6, 2010 1:49pm
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BigAppleBuckeye

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May 6, 2010 1:51 PM
Keebler wrote:
SQ_Crazies wrote: LOL, but it's THEIR wedding...
It is THEIR wedding but its usually common courtesy to invite someone's significant other if its known they have one of a somewhat long term status.
Keebler, I respect your opinion. Put yourself in my shoes: what would you do? The space can hold 200 people. Our guest lists of family and close friends already teeters close to that number. Adding wives and fiances already pushes that number past 200.
May 6, 2010 1:51pm
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Nate

Formerly Known As Keebler

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May 6, 2010 1:51 PM
BigAppleBuckeye wrote:
Keebler wrote:
SQ_Crazies wrote: LOL, but it's THEIR wedding...
It is THEIR wedding but its usually common courtesy to invite someone's significant other if its known they have one of a somewhat long term status.
Keebler, I respect your opinion. Put yourself in my shoes: what would you do? The space can hold 200 people. Our guest lists of family and close friends already teeters close to that number. Adding wives and fiances already pushes that number past 200.
Get a bigger space.
May 6, 2010 1:51pm
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BORIStheCrusher

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May 6, 2010 1:52 PM
Keebler wrote:
SQ_Crazies wrote: LOL, but it's THEIR wedding...
It is THEIR wedding but its usually common courtesy to invite someone's significant other if its known they have one of a somewhat long term status.
I agree, I wouldn't even bother inviting someone to my wedding if I didn't want their boyfriend/girlfriend there.
May 6, 2010 1:52pm
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BigAppleBuckeye

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May 6, 2010 1:56 PM
Keebler wrote:
BigAppleBuckeye wrote:
Keebler wrote:
SQ_Crazies wrote: LOL, but it's THEIR wedding...
It is THEIR wedding but its usually common courtesy to invite someone's significant other if its known they have one of a somewhat long term status.
Keebler, I respect your opinion. Put yourself in my shoes: what would you do? The space can hold 200 people. Our guest lists of family and close friends already teeters close to that number. Adding wives and fiances already pushes that number past 200.
Get a bigger space.
Not an option, her parents already paid, and we love the space too much to give it up. The list got bigger over the past few weeks when we added our parents' closest friends (cause they are paying for it). Shit, I would love everybody to come along, but the expenses keep going up and the resources (space) are limited.
May 6, 2010 1:56pm
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Nate

Formerly Known As Keebler

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May 6, 2010 1:58 PM
BigAppleBuckeye wrote:
Keebler wrote:
BigAppleBuckeye wrote:
Keebler wrote:
SQ_Crazies wrote: LOL, but it's THEIR wedding...
It is THEIR wedding but its usually common courtesy to invite someone's significant other if its known they have one of a somewhat long term status.
Keebler, I respect your opinion. Put yourself in my shoes: what would you do? The space can hold 200 people. Our guest lists of family and close friends already teeters close to that number. Adding wives and fiances already pushes that number past 200.
Get a bigger space.
Not an option, her parents already paid, and we love the space too much to give it up. The list got bigger over the past few weeks when we added our parents' closest friends (cause they are paying for it). Shit, I would love everybody to come along, but the expenses keep going up and the resources (space) are limited.
I'd cancel the wedding then....

Kidding...
May 6, 2010 1:58pm
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muffy

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May 6, 2010 2:25 PM
If your invitation doesn't state you and guest or you and +1, you can't bring a date. Also if it doesn't say "and family" or list your kids by their names, it means - no kids.

If your name is Joe and the invitation says Joe on it and not Joe and Suzy or Joe and guest or Joe and +1 then it means just you. So possibly you don't need an "escort".

If it says Joe and Suzy and family, bring the kids. If it says Joe and Suzy and lil joe, lil suzy, and precious - bring 'em. If it just says Joe & Suzy - it means just the two of you.

Some people love kids at their weddings and want all of them to come, others don't want kids at their weddings - period.

When you take the cost of the entire wedding - or even just the entire cost of the reception - and divide the number of guests in it, it gets pretty expensive and given that most kids aren't crazy about adult food, it's a pretty expensive meal for a 5 year-old.
May 6, 2010 2:25pm