Everything can be joked on here. No person, place or thing should be neglected!
What is the useless flesh around a vagina called?
The woman.
Your turn, GO!
Who was bigger: Mr Bigger or Mr Bigger’s baby?
Mr Bigger’s baby, because he was a little Bigger.
Judge to defendant: You are here for drinking.
Defendant: Well, let’s get started.
When Americans are happy, the smile
When Europeans are happy, they skilometer
You’ve got to hand it to blind prostitutes.
You’ve got to be really low to pickpocket a midget.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman
One is a superhero the other is a command
The OP is going to be sorry she made this thread.
What do you call a lesbian on fire?
A LGBBQ
What do you call the female equivalent of tea bagging
A flapachino
Did you hear about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?
Dr Winston O'Boogie wrote:You’ve got to hand it to blind prostitutes.
In the same spirit…
BLIND PROSTITUTE: This is the biggest cock I’ve ever held.
JOHN: You’re just pulling my leg.
German traveler approaches counter at French customs.
FRENCH CUSTOMS AGENT: Occupation?
GERMAN TRAVELER: No, not this time. I’m just visiting.
After 40 years of marriage, it is inevitable that some times you’re gonna wake up grumpy..
Sometimes it’s better to just let her sleep in.
What do women do to their ass before they have sex?
They drop him off at work and head back home.
My favorite joke on Preakness Friday every year…
What do you tell to a black-eyed Susan?
Nothing. You’ve already told her once.
Laley23 wrote:My favorite joke on Preakness Friday every year…
What do you tell to a black-eyed Susan?
Nothing. You’ve already told her once.
That reminds me of that old one…
WOMAN: What’s a a good comeback for when my man says “Make me a sandwich”?
MALE OBSERVER: Well, you better come back with a goddamned sandwich.
Why do Mexicans suck at the Olympics?
Anyone who can run, jump, or swim is in America.
Asian man goes to airport currency exchange to trade Yen for US. Clerk hands him his money. Asian man says, “Hey, this doesn’t seem right”. Clerk says “fluctuations”. Asian man says “fluck you Americans”!
…….that was hard to type. :-)
