The New York Jets, ladies and gentlemen.

There's my score prediction. Hope it sticks.

How did the Jets beat the Eagles?  That was a bad football team.  Dolphins didn't play their best, but the Jets are not good at football.

posted by ernest_t_bass

How did the Jets beat the Eagles?  That was a bad football team.  Dolphins didn't play their best, but the Jets are not good at football.

The script wanted Justin to believe for a couple weeks that they could be good without Rodgers.

posted by Heretic

The script wanted Justin to believe for a couple weeks that they could be good without Rodgers.

This whole ordeal has made it extremely clear we're living in a simulation and its sole purpose is to destroy my happiness.

posted by ernest_t_bass

How did the Jets beat the Eagles?  That was a bad football team.  Dolphins didn't play their best, but the Jets are not good at football.

I can't imagine many teams win with the o-line injuries the Jets have had. Joe Douglas was supposedly an OL guru but I'm finding that claim to be suspect given the current state of the line. Fully healthy it's a decent line, but the depth appears to suck. The WR room was decent, and the Corey Davis retired abruptly and Douglas failed to address the loss. The offseason plan better be OL, WR, and QB. They gotta get a viable backup like Dobbs or Tannehill, probably draft a development QB late. Every other pick needs to be OL or WR. Go after the best FAs. 

And if it blows up again Woody needs to fire everyone in the building, sell the team, and live the rest of his life in absolute shame.

Record of opponents who the Cowboys have defeated this season

25-58

At this point, is there a team worth rooting for that actually has a chance? I guess the Lions? Jets and Bengals are toast. I would've even considered the Browns, but they're also done.

Sick of the Chiefs and Eagles and 49ers.

I don't think they have it in them, but I wouldn't hate seeing the Dolphins make a legit run because the offense is fun. 

posted by justincredible

At this point, is there a team worth rooting for that actually has a chance? I guess the Lions? Jets and Bengals are toast. I would've even considered the Browns, but they're also done.

Sick of the Chiefs and Eagles and 49ers.

I don't think they have it in them, but I wouldn't hate seeing the Dolphins make a legit run because the offense is fun. 

Bengals will be 6-5 after today

24-13

Let me try this:

Falcons by 3

Bengals by 11

Titans by 6

Colts by 2

Giants by 3

Texans by 4

Broncos by 1

Rams by 4

Chiefs by 9

Bills by 7

Chargers by 3

posted by Ironman92

Bengals will be 6-5 after today

24-13

Maybe, but they aren’t going on a run without Burrow.

I actually like the Jags and Texans. Would love to see either team knock off the usual suspects.

I’m in the minority, but I don’t necessarily think the Browns are toast yet. But they very well could lose in a few hours. 

Other than trying to ensure they get a top pick, why do the Patriots keep trotting Mac Jones out there? Guy is trash and they certainly haven’t given him much help, either. 

I'm just happy to see the Patriots spend some time in the wasteland for a change.

Offense looked better without Canada fucking it all up. Still a work in progress, but Pickett and Harris actually looked like NFL players for a day, so that's a start!

posted by Heretic

Offense looked better without Canada fucking it all up. Still a work in progress, but Pickett and Harris actually looked like NFL players for a day, so that's a start!

Dionte on that fumble….you see that bs?

Raiders getting hot at the right time. Not convinced they're contenders but they look pretty good after kicking McDaniels to the curb.

posted by justincredible

Raiders getting hot at the right time. Not convinced they're contenders but they look pretty good after kicking McDaniels to the curb.

They’ll be about 1 of 5 teams going for that 7th wildcard spot

Ok, they suck again.

posted by Ironman92

Dionte on that fumble….you see that bs?

Oof. I'd fine him his entire game check at a minimum.

Such a loser mentality by Diontae Johnson pic.twitter.com/cjzKfwQr0o

— Will Compton (@_willcompton) November 26, 2023

What a kick. Good lord

Pickett had 2 completions this year on balls thrown 20+ yards down the field.

Had 2 today

posted by Ironman92

What a kick. Good lord

59 yards in that weather? I thought it was way short/right off the foot but it had plenty of leg. Clutch af.

Hurts is fucking nails and the Bills are in fucking trouble