1. Chiefs. Another close win.
2. Lions. Crushed the stupid Titans.
3a. Bills. Took care of business against Seattle.
3b. Steelers.
5. Packers. They won but Jordan Love hurt again and Detroit is up next for them.
6. Commanders. I think Chicago lost this game more so than they won it but oh well.
7. Texans. Ugly win but it's better than a loss.
8. Ravens. Caught Jameis Winston at the wrong time. Hate when that happens.
9. Eagles. A road game against the Bengals always helps things.
10. Falcons. Offense got rolling again.
11. Broncos. They're feisty but next three are @Baltimore, @KC, vs Atlanta. Do they win any of those?
12. Vikings. Bit of bad luck with the narrow loss to Detroit and the missed face-mask against the Rams. But, their schedule is very favorable. Colts, Jags, Titans, Bears, Cardinals. If they're legit then they can win most of those.
13. Cardinals. Fun team, keep narrowly winning.
14. 49ers. Still think they're a top ten team but can't put them there yet.
15. Chargers. Finally got a legit win. Do it again next week.
16. Bears. Turned a victory into a loss.
17. Rams. Very resilient. Wonder if they still try to trade Kupp.
18. Seahawks. Maybe we can finally quit this team.
19. Buccaneers. Offense looked semi-competent despite the injuries.
20. Cowboys. Played 49ers close in the end but not good enough.
21. Colts. Anthony Richardson has been disappointing so far.
22. Bengals. Losers.
23. Jaguars. Weekly who cares team.
24. Browns. Whoever in that organization that insisted on keeping Watson playing should be banned from football.
25. Giants.
26. Patriots. Beating the stupid Jets won't get you much respect here.
27. Raiders. Good news they have a road game against the Bengals next week.
28. Jets. Poopy poop poopers poop poop.
29. Saints. A bottom team without Carr who may not be back next week, either.
30. Dolphins. Even with Tua back they still lose..
31. Titans. Traded Hopkins and will compete for the #1 pick
32. Panthers. With the #1 pick..