I'm surprised that didn't happen in Florida. Most stories like that seem to start with "A Florida man..."
What is the weirdest news, or strange stories, that you have heard lately? I saw this gem a few minutes ago:
https://wreg.com/2018/10/12/man-run-over-by-lawn-mower-while-trying-to-kill-son-with-chainsaw/
According to a Sullivan County Sheriff’s Office release, officers called to a home June 28 found Ferguson bleeding from his leg and head. A preliminary investigation indicated he had tried to attack his son with a running chain saw while he son mowed the yard.
I mean... I don't even...