Cars to Animals

posted by MontyBrunswick

guys, you're off topic. keep it to animals you've murdered with your vehicles.

please make a donkey/coyote thread if you want to discuss that instead. thanks.

ass

posted by Ironman92

ass

please take it to the donkey thread.

I've hit a squirrel or three. Hit a big fat pigeon that was too slow to take off. That one cracked the grill. Aimed for and gotten a few groundhogs. 

Many moons ago I was driving behind someone who reduced a chicken to a cloud of feathers. unintentionally funny.

One dark and gloomy night while coming down an overpass, I ran over a deer that someone else had already hit and killed. Went right over top of it between the wheels. Smelled roasting venison for a couple months. It was not a pleasant smell.