Haha fuck those guys is right. They probly have 3 players that have more salary than our whole team
Huh, guess I'd forgotten to start one earlier. Having a shit team playing for a future that will probably never come does that to you. In short: Some good potential with the offensive youth, but a pitching staff that could wind up with an "IS THIS FOR REAL!?!?!" bad season, especially with how top prospect Mitch Keller still seems to be in "doesn't get it" form and the team has to use fucking Chad Kuhl as their opening-day starter. Kuhl might be a decent #5 starter for a team hoping to luck into the second wild card if everything falls their way, but guys whom your happy for when they go 5IP, 2ER don't inspire too much confidence.
Regardless of the incoming 55-107 season, things opened with a win over the Cubs. Heh, fuck those guys. Had a solid day with the bats and used the "if the other team never gets comfortable with a pitcher, how much will they struggle?" strategy to perfection with Kuhl going 3 and six other guys going 1 each. And, to repeat myself: It's the Cubs, fuck those guys.