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thavoice

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Mar 17, 2010 5:31 PM
Have a friend, lets call him......yourvoice.

He is goin to be leaving for about 6 months with limited contact. Very limited.

The woman wants to 'break up' when they are apart. Why? Because if they are still dating she would miss him too much than if they were bf/gf.

Huh. that sounds kinda f'd up

yourvoice believes it wants to be done so she can "legally" play around during that time. She contests that is not the case but it will be easier on the feelings if they break up before he leaves and get back together when he comes back.

yourvoice has an issue with it about the whole playing around thing. her only answer is she wouldnt, but that he could also play when he is around. well....what he will be doing wont really be condusive to that.

So..what say you? so i can pass this info to my buddy..
Mar 17, 2010 5:31pm
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GoChiefs

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Mar 17, 2010 5:35 PM
I'll just get it out of the way early...do her best friend.
Mar 17, 2010 5:35pm
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Nate

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Mar 17, 2010 5:35 PM
She wants another penis.
Mar 17, 2010 5:35pm
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karen lotz

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Mar 17, 2010 5:58 PM
Keebler wrote: She already has another penis.
more accurate.
Mar 17, 2010 5:58pm
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Cleveland Buck

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Mar 17, 2010 6:10 PM
karen lotz wrote:
Keebler wrote: She already has another penis.
more accurate.
^ The correct answer. Tell her ok, then go fuck her mother. Then ask her if she still wants to get back together when you come back.
Mar 17, 2010 6:10pm
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Fab1b

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Mar 17, 2010 6:17 PM
Yep she is getting a pokin!!
Mar 17, 2010 6:17pm
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bcubed

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Mar 17, 2010 6:37 PM
Does she have a sister?
Mar 17, 2010 6:37pm
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SQ_Crazies

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Mar 17, 2010 6:47 PM
LOL, classic bitch. If your friend isn't smart enough to realize that what he assumes is fact regardless of what she says then he's in trouble anyways...
Mar 17, 2010 6:47pm
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gorocks99

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Mar 17, 2010 6:49 PM
Tell him to PIIHB before he leaves, then break up with her.
Mar 17, 2010 6:49pm
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Angel

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Mar 17, 2010 6:51 PM
Does seem odd. Break up permanently.
Mar 17, 2010 6:51pm
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darbypitcher22

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Mar 17, 2010 7:00 PM
she's ridin' the hobby horse with somebody else
Mar 17, 2010 7:00pm
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Apple

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Mar 17, 2010 7:47 PM
Not good for yourvoice. He should end it if he has the goal of a permanent relationship.
Mar 17, 2010 7:47pm
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se-alum

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Mar 17, 2010 7:54 PM
Does yourvoice have unique military training in which he can make people disappear?
Mar 17, 2010 7:54pm
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CenterBHSFan

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Mar 17, 2010 7:56 PM
Dump her. Tell YouVoice to find a miss who knows enough of what she's about than to strategize how to color outside the lines.
Mar 17, 2010 7:56pm
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Writerbuckeye

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Mar 17, 2010 7:56 PM
Tell your friend to run away.

And don't look back.
Mar 17, 2010 7:56pm
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sleeper

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Mar 17, 2010 8:20 PM
Yeah she's definitely either already banging some dude on the side or she has this dude that she wants to bang on the side.

Drop the hoe, but at least have sex with her one more time, extra lube, I hope you know what to do with that.
Mar 17, 2010 8:20pm
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detectivegibbles

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Mar 17, 2010 8:23 PM
Do we not curbstomp anymore on the huddle, I mean chatter...
Mar 17, 2010 8:23pm
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Nate

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Mar 17, 2010 8:35 PM
If she isn't willing to be away from you for 6 months than she has no intentions of being with you in the long run. End it now, save the wait and bang every piece of ass before you leave and make sure she finds out.
Mar 17, 2010 8:35pm
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september63

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Mar 17, 2010 8:38 PM
Sorry about ur luck thavoice...................err, urvoice....... Time to go fishing.
Mar 17, 2010 8:38pm
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thavoice

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Mar 17, 2010 11:39 PM
Yourvoice doesn't believe she bangin another right now. Some good stuff here and ill pass it along

Seems pretty cool and all now but the contention is when he s gone she's legal to do any dude she wants without breaking the rules.


Pretty fucked up if u ask me
Mar 17, 2010 11:39pm
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Mar 17, 2010 11:43 PM
Yea. nice hypothetical situation. Except thavoice, I think ur screwed! Sorry bout that.
Mar 17, 2010 11:43pm
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thavoice

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Mar 17, 2010 11:48 PM
Just wait till u hear the kicker tomorrow..
Mar 17, 2010 11:48pm
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Cleveland Buck

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Mar 17, 2010 11:54 PM
She's getting dicked right now.
Mar 17, 2010 11:54pm
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enigmaax

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Mar 17, 2010 11:56 PM
gorocks99 wrote: Tell him to PIIHB before he leaves, then break up with her.
Make sure its good and clean first...like, follow her to work and stuff to be sure she didn't see her other boyfriend that day.

Then that night, pound that ass til it hurts. When you're done, tell her that was a going away present for her boyfriend and throw the bitch out tha door.

Damn, some of these solutions are so easy.
Mar 17, 2010 11:56pm
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Cleveland Buck

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Mar 18, 2010 12:00 AM
'Yourvoice' should be out getting some strange pussy anyway, he shouldn't be worried about who or what the whore is doing.
Mar 18, 2010 12:00am