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ytownfootball

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Mar 16, 2010 9:29 PM
Am I the only one here who thinks that lighters in the hands of prisoners is probably not only disallowed but a bad idea?
Mar 16, 2010 9:29pm
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Timber

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Mar 16, 2010 9:50 PM
ytownfootball wrote: Am I the only one here who thinks that lighters in the hands of prisoners is probably not only disallowed but a bad idea?
Yes... I can picture that crazy assed smile of Donald Sutherland in Backdraft ... talking about the love and admiration for the beauty of fire. lol
Mar 16, 2010 9:50pm
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Angel

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Mar 16, 2010 9:57 PM
The thread title brought back memories. I haven't had a hostess fruit pie since I was a kid. It was a special treat that we didn't get often because they were purchased for Dad's lunch.
Cherry flavor was my favorite.
Mar 16, 2010 9:57pm
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Ghost Rider

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Mar 16, 2010 10:40 PM
Other memories of the hostess pie is some inmates would put them in the ass section of their pants. And whenever they sensed trouble coming at them, they would simply sit down on the pie creating a situation where the guards thought you was releasing bodily fluids. They would immediately take you to your cell, thereby saving you from an assault.
Mar 16, 2010 10:40pm
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Fab1b

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Mar 16, 2010 10:45 PM
Wow dude, but hey some hostess fruit pies saved some one an ass whoopin or ass raping so be it!


Note to self, ever get sent to prison smuggle in assload of hostess fruit pies!!
Mar 16, 2010 10:45pm
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mattinctown

Mar 16, 2010 10:56 PM
Ghost Rider prison posts: GOAT
Mar 16, 2010 10:56pm
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ytownfootball

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Mar 16, 2010 11:13 PM
Hostess prison fruit pie > prison shank
Mar 16, 2010 11:13pm
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tigerballonline

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Mar 16, 2010 11:23 PM
They has a vanilla pie that had a chocolate covered crust back in the late 80's, those things were awesome.
Mar 16, 2010 11:23pm
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DESCENTdmc

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Mar 17, 2010 12:09 AM
Fab1b wrote:
Eric Taylor wrote: Kroger carries them on a pretty regular basis.
No Krogers where I live :(
well if you state didnt hate unions we could provide you with lovely pies on a regular basis
Mar 17, 2010 12:09am
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Con_Alma

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Mar 17, 2010 7:31 AM
We used to call these Lard Cakes because of the ingredients used to make them.
Mar 17, 2010 7:31am
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Heelz

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Mar 17, 2010 8:06 AM
Love these things although they are not good for you at all. Cherry is bomb, I feel bad for most of you these pies are in every gas station around the Lima area.
Mar 17, 2010 8:06am
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BR1986FB

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Mar 17, 2010 8:21 AM
Well this thread is a surefire way to get you off carbs. Mmmmm....butt pie!
Mar 17, 2010 8:21am
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WebFire

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Mar 17, 2010 9:09 AM
They have these at my local gas station (town of about 1500). It's hard to imagine they are that hard to find.
Mar 17, 2010 9:09am
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baseballstud24

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Mar 17, 2010 9:14 AM
Ghost Rider wrote: Other memories of the hostess pie is some inmates would put them in the ass section of their pants. And whenever they sensed trouble coming at them, they would simply sit down on the pie creating a situation where the guards thought you was releasing bodily fluids. They would immediately take you to your cell, thereby saving you from an assault.
Good Lord!...That's genius!

I love me some chocolate Hostess pies!...The first few bites are heavenly...but then they get a little rich for me.

We have a ton of them at our local gas stations.
Mar 17, 2010 9:14am
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se-alum

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Mar 17, 2010 9:18 AM
I was also wondering why they were hard to find. The only thing close to me is a couple country gas stations, and they always have them.
Mar 17, 2010 9:18am
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september63

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Mar 17, 2010 9:47 AM
We have a Wonderbread thrift store here. I just bought 6 ea. of the Apple and Cherry on Monday. (.70 cents apiece). Also love the orange cupcake things.
Mar 17, 2010 9:47am
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Fab1b

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Mar 17, 2010 10:20 AM
They are hard to find in my area even at the gas stations/corner stores for some reason!
Mar 17, 2010 10:20am
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Nate

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Mar 17, 2010 3:10 PM
Fab1b wrote: They are hard to find in my area even at the gas stations/corner stores for some reason!
Would you like some shipped to you?
Mar 17, 2010 3:10pm
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Fab1b

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Mar 17, 2010 3:32 PM
Well hell yes my friend!
Mar 17, 2010 3:32pm
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GoChiefs

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Mar 17, 2010 3:50 PM
Fab1b wrote: Well hell yes my friend!
They are in every gas station/corner store up here. :D
Mar 17, 2010 3:50pm
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Fab1b

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Mar 17, 2010 3:57 PM
It’s a conspiracy Chiefs, they know I am here and now all fruit pies are banned from corner stores/food marts/gas stations!!
Mar 17, 2010 3:57pm
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Eric Taylor

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Mar 17, 2010 4:00 PM
Every gas station in town has them.

You could really clean up on them the next time your up this way.
Mar 17, 2010 4:00pm
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Nate

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Mar 17, 2010 4:23 PM
Fab1b: If you really want me to ship some down, let me know. I'm sure I could arrange a shipment.
Mar 17, 2010 4:23pm
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Mister Twister

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Mar 17, 2010 5:19 PM
Isn't it against the law to ship sex toys across state lines?
Mar 17, 2010 5:19pm
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Fab1b

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Mar 17, 2010 5:20 PM
Only the pudding ones I guess can be considered sex toys. Keebler I am gonna make another trip to the Hostess store and see if I can stock up, if they are low I'll shoot ya a PM we will set something up, thanks bro!!
Mar 17, 2010 5:20pm