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Fab1b

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Mar 16, 2010 8:11 PM
The Bomb!! Loved them as a kid but they are hard to find these days. I hit a hostess outlet about two weeks ago and bought them all (ok all they had was like 10 left) there was like 6 on the shelf and I told the lady running the store, can you check in the back and see if you have anymore? Bring me them all, the look on her face was priceless, she came back with 4 and said that was all that was left. I was expecting a few boxes. I will be making a return trip!!

There's nothing more American than apple pie, but millions of Americans would argue about their favorite flavor of Hostess Fruit Pies. Apple, cherry, pineapple, lemon, blackberry, strawberry, French apple - a trip to the snack cake aisle can be like visiting a country fruit stand.

Heat them up and let the fruit filled aroma fill the house. Put them out for dessert, serve them a la mode, or put a package in a lunch box - it's as easy as pie. However you serve them, they won't be around for long. No one can hold a Hostess Fruit Pie in their hands without making them disappear.
Man I agree!

Favorites:
1. Cherry

2. Apple
3. Lemon
The best is to put them in the fridge and chill them!!
Mar 16, 2010 8:11pm
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Lovejoy1984

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Mar 16, 2010 8:14 PM
I love them, and I agree they are to find.
Mar 16, 2010 8:14pm
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wes_mantooth

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Mar 16, 2010 8:15 PM
Those suck when you compare them to the fry pies in Amish Country....they are completely awesome.
Mar 16, 2010 8:15pm
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CenterBHSFan

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Mar 16, 2010 8:16 PM
I think they're too sweet. Sickening sweet. The crust to a fruit pie is supposed to be somewhat savory.
I know, I'm being a killjoy!
Mar 16, 2010 8:16pm
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Fab1b

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Mar 16, 2010 8:16 PM
Wes those are good too but of course even harder to find just anywhere. Every now and then I get lucky and see the Hostess or a generic brand at a corner store, etc...I have to buy them everytime!!
Mar 16, 2010 8:16pm
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Nick Mangold

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Mar 16, 2010 8:17 PM
Man, I used to eat those things all the time. Loved the apple and cherry.

I also liked these:
Mar 16, 2010 8:17pm
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Fab1b

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Mar 16, 2010 8:17 PM
CenterBHSFan wrote: I think they're too sweet. Sickening sweet. The crust to a fruit pie is supposed to be somewhat savory.
I know, I'm being a killjoy!
Do not degrade the goodness of this thread!!

:)
Mar 16, 2010 8:17pm
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Fab1b

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Mar 16, 2010 8:18 PM
justincredible wrote: Man, I used to eat those things all the time. Loved the apple and cherry.

I also liked these:
Hostess has a chocolate pudding one that is great as well!!
Mar 16, 2010 8:18pm
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DeyDurkie5

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Mar 16, 2010 8:20 PM
never had them!
Mar 16, 2010 8:20pm
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gerb131

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Mar 16, 2010 8:21 PM
Apple is the only one I like the rest are blah. I like them slightly chilled, a few times in high school thats all I woiuld eat for the day.
Mar 16, 2010 8:21pm
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CenterBHSFan

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Mar 16, 2010 8:22 PM
Fab1b wrote:
CenterBHSFan wrote: I think they're too sweet. Sickening sweet. The crust to a fruit pie is supposed to be somewhat savory.
I know, I'm being a killjoy!
Do not degrade the goodness of this thread!!

:)
AHAHAHAHA!!!!

:angel:
Mar 16, 2010 8:22pm
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se-alum

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Mar 16, 2010 8:26 PM
I love the Hostess Apple Pie! Put it in a bowl, throw it in the microwave, then drop a couple scoops of vanilla ice cream on it!
Mar 16, 2010 8:26pm
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Eric Taylor

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Mar 16, 2010 8:30 PM
Kroger carries them on a pretty regular basis.
Mar 16, 2010 8:30pm
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gerb131

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Mar 16, 2010 8:33 PM
se-alum wrote: I love the Hostess Apple Pie! Put it in a bowl, throw it in the microwave, then drop a couple scoops of vanilla ice cream on it!
I just may have to do that.
Mar 16, 2010 8:33pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Mar 16, 2010 8:38 PM
I buy the lemon ones every time I see them. They are awesome.

I used to work in Kidron and got fat eating Amish fry pies.
Mar 16, 2010 8:38pm
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Fab1b

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Mar 16, 2010 8:40 PM
Eric Taylor wrote: Kroger carries them on a pretty regular basis.
No Krogers where I live :(
Mar 16, 2010 8:40pm
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Ghost Rider

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Mar 16, 2010 8:46 PM
When I was in prison every Saturday was pie night. The Hostess guy would back up to the prison and unload all the outdated pies that he picked up during the week. It was my job to help him. I would always stuff many of the pies in my clothing. You dont know how many times one of those pies stopped me from being assualted.
Some inmates would heat the chocolate pudding pies up with a lighter, cut an end off, and use it to masterbate.
Mar 16, 2010 8:46pm
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Fab1b

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Mar 16, 2010 8:51 PM
^dude

this thread was wholesome goodness and you talk about inmates fucking the chocolate pudding pies.......ROFL!!!!! :)
Mar 16, 2010 8:51pm
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se-alum

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Mar 16, 2010 8:57 PM
Ghost Rider wrote: When I was in prison every Saturday was pie night. The Hostess guy would back up to the prison and unload all the outdated pies that he picked up during the week. It was my job to help him. I would always stuff many of the pies in my clothing. You dont know how many times one of those pies stopped me from being assualted.
Some inmates would heat the chocolate pudding pies up with a lighter, cut an end off, and use it to masterbate.
Why not the vanilla pies?? Racist basterds!
Mar 16, 2010 8:57pm
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Ghost Rider

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Mar 16, 2010 9:13 PM
When you're in the big house, you're subject to inspection at any giving time. Since this act was mostly done by the black population, by using chocolate pudding it would be hard to detect on their private parts.
Mar 16, 2010 9:13pm
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Fab1b

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Mar 16, 2010 9:14 PM
Ghost I got to ask, you being real here? I mean I might American Pie a Hostess Fruit Pie myself, they are that good!! :)
Mar 16, 2010 9:14pm
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superman

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Mar 16, 2010 9:22 PM
Wal_mart carries Cutie-Pies. They are smaller but taste pretty much the same.
Mar 16, 2010 9:22pm
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Ghost Rider

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Mar 16, 2010 9:24 PM
I'm being real. You can use any type pie you want. Plus you dont have to use a lighter since you have access to a microwave.

p.s. make sure you throw the pie away so nobody mistakenly eats it.
Mar 16, 2010 9:24pm
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Mar 16, 2010 9:26 PM
Ghost Rider wrote: When I was in prison every Saturday was pie night. The Hostess guy would back up to the prison and unload all the outdated pies that he picked up during the week. It was my job to help him. I would always stuff many of the pies in my clothing. You dont know how many times one of those pies stopped me from being assualted.
Some inmates would heat the chocolate pudding pies up with a lighter, cut an end off, and use it to masterbate.
If they're cream filled ,,,, then they're Twinkies.... or King Dongs.
Mar 16, 2010 9:26pm
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Timber

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Mar 16, 2010 9:27 PM
I may never be able to eat another one of these glorious treats after the visual now shattering my mind.... I am ruined.
Mar 16, 2010 9:27pm