Her (Putting leftovers in the box): There's no way this is going to fit in my box
Me: That's what she said.
She didn't get it and I wasted what I thought was my best thats what she said ever.
Mar 12, 2010 1:16pm
ernest_t_bass
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Fri, Mar 12, 2010 1:37 PMMar 12, 2010 1:37 PM
Her (to me): You fail at starting threads, just like you fail at sex.
Me: That's what she said.
Her: You fail at "that's what she said" come backs too.
Mar 12, 2010 1:37pm
dat dude
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Fri, Mar 12, 2010 1:54 PMMar 12, 2010 1:54 PM
capninsano wrote:
Last night at Olive Garden
Her (Putting leftovers in the box): There's no way this is going to fit in my box
Me: That's what she said.
She didn't get it and I wasted what I thought was my best thats what she said ever.
lol, thats a great one. I cant remember any personally but I did get this picture in an email awhile back:
Mar 12, 2010 1:54pm
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Fri, Mar 12, 2010 2:02 PMMar 12, 2010 2:02 PM
^^^Bahahaha...Jr High
Mar 12, 2010 2:02pm
j_crazy
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Fri, Mar 12, 2010 2:06 PMMar 12, 2010 2:06 PM
At a flow assurance meeting earlier this week:
Regarding the difference between 4" piping insulation and 8" piping insulation
Him: I've seen 4". But what does 8" look like?
Me: That's what she said.
Him: GTFO. (seriously he just laughed).
Mar 12, 2010 2:06pm
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Fri, Mar 12, 2010 2:21 PMMar 12, 2010 2:21 PM
Man...I have some good ones lately...I wish I could remember them...I'm a teacher and there are some that I could get my students on big time haha
I'd probably get canned
Mar 12, 2010 2:21pm
End of Line
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Fri, Mar 12, 2010 3:32 PMMar 12, 2010 3:32 PM
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Fri, Mar 12, 2010 5:14 PMMar 12, 2010 5:14 PM
Wife: You need help taking off your socks?
Patient: Yeah. Maybe if you just yanked it real hard, it will come...
Wife: That's what she said.
Patient: Off.
Mar 12, 2010 5:14pm
Laley23
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Fri, Mar 12, 2010 6:10 PMMar 12, 2010 6:10 PM
This is the best I ever heard. I think it was SVP and Mike Tirico on their radio show. It was when March was approaching and SVP was giving updates during the show.
SVP - South Carolina not gonna get that at large bid as they lose to Mississippi State by 14 (I think score and team is right)
Tirico - Man, the 'cocks got pounded
SVP - Thats what she said.
Mar 12, 2010 6:10pm
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Fri, Mar 12, 2010 9:06 PMMar 12, 2010 9:06 PM
dat dude wrote:
capninsano wrote:
Last night at Olive Garden
Her (Putting leftovers in the box): There's no way this is going to fit in my box
Me: That's what she said.
She didn't get it and I wasted what I thought was my best thats what she said ever.
lol, thats a great one. I cant remember any personally but I did get this picture in an email awhile back:
I like that kid. Reading that letter made me literally LOL.
Mar 12, 2010 9:06pm
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Sat, Mar 13, 2010 1:15 AMMar 13, 2010 1:15 AM
One of the hot managers was going some cleaning in the kitchen at work and in a sarcastic voice goes.
Manager: Man this is Really Hard
Me: Thats was she said.
Mar 13, 2010 1:15am
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Tue, Mar 16, 2010 5:47 PMMar 16, 2010 5:47 PM
give that kid an award not a detention
Mar 16, 2010 5:47pm
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Tue, Mar 16, 2010 5:55 PMMar 16, 2010 5:55 PM
Professor walks up to a group of my friends and me after the first day of class.
Professor: So what did you guys think?
Friend: We were just saying how it was good for a first lecture and we might actually come to class.
Professor: Well, after we're done you're not gonna want to come.
Me: That's what she said.
Mar 16, 2010 5:55pm
skank
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Tue, Mar 16, 2010 6:41 PMMar 16, 2010 6:41 PM
I was trimming the lawn one day and had my mower in the drive, blocking the garage, the wife pulls in, gets out, and says, "You wanna put it in when you're done?" Clearly meaning pull the car in the garage when I'm done mowing, my response, "sure, and after that I'll put the car in the garage".
