Guys, what do you want for V-day?

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ytownfootball

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Feb 3, 2010 12:45 PM
It's not only been asked but demanded...:D
Feb 3, 2010 12:45pm
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Feb 3, 2010 1:06 PM
I didnt think this thread could get any better and the Sage showed up. lol

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"Impossible because youre a bag of douche"

HAHAHAH
Feb 3, 2010 1:06pm
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Feb 3, 2010 1:42 PM
I cannot believe you guys turned a wonderful Valentine's Day thread into disgusting smut!!! (Well, yes, I guess I can believe it ;) ) Valentine's Day is for romance and flowers, not porn, and you all will rot in hell for asking for 'that' for such a glorious holiday gift.
Feb 3, 2010 1:42pm
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Feb 3, 2010 1:54 PM
darbypitcher22 wrote: What do I want for V-Day?

Preferably a tall broad with long legs who loves the Yankees and The Buckeyes and will go heels up whenever I want it.

this is an impossible dream, I know, but don't ruin my fun.
haha not too impossible, i know a short broad who loves the yankees(and baseball in general), buckeyes and loves giving more than receiving.
Feb 3, 2010 1:54pm
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El Jefe Grande

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Feb 3, 2010 2:31 PM
This thread is great.
Feb 3, 2010 2:31pm
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Feb 3, 2010 3:06 PM
power i wrote: I cannot believe you guys turned a wonderful Valentine's Day thread into disgusting smut!!! (Well, yes, I guess I can believe it ;) ) Valentine's Day is for romance and flowers, not porn, and you all will rot in hell for asking for 'that' for such a glorious holiday gift.
actually i think it turned out perfectly... now i know exactly what guys want as presents... you are all cheap and for some reason you consider something that has already been given to you a present... lol
Feb 3, 2010 3:06pm
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Feb 3, 2010 3:26 PM
1. I don't care that much for sex up the pooper, rather in the other 2 places.

2. Let's just say that some women truly LOVE it up the pooper for whatever reason, and I won't say much more after that. I'm one of the guys that gets to go up the pooper all the time and would rather not given the choice of the "3".

V-Day, sexual wise a BJ to the end.

V-Day, non sexual wise Indians tickets would be nice.
Feb 3, 2010 3:26pm
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Feb 3, 2010 4:07 PM
mexappeal12 wrote: actually i think it turned out perfectly... now i know exactly what guys want as presents... you are all cheap and for some reason you consider something that has already been given to you a present... lol
How was that ever a secret? :)

Guys only have two moods. Hungry and horny. If he doesn't have a hard on, make him a sandwich and everything will be just fine.
Feb 3, 2010 4:07pm
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Feb 3, 2010 4:25 PM
I was wondering how the hell a "what do guys want for V-day" thread got over 100 posts because most dudes hate that hallmark holiday shit and would prefer it not existing and anyone bringing it up getting five across the eyes....but after reading it, I'm glad this thread exists. Good stuff.
Feb 3, 2010 4:25pm
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Feb 3, 2010 4:34 PM
What is love?
What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness?
Is it not the sweetest flower?
Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds?
Does not the wind love the dirt?
Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to?
Are you with someone tonight?
Do not question your love.
Take your lover by the hand.
Release the power within yourself. You heard me, release the power.
Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper.
Conquer heaven with one intimate caress.
That's right don't be shy.
Whip out everything you got and DO IT IN THE BUTT.

By Leon Phelps

Feb 3, 2010 4:34pm
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Feb 3, 2010 4:35 PM
^^^ haha classic!
Feb 3, 2010 4:35pm
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Feb 3, 2010 6:16 PM
Butters has a response to this topic. "What, what in the butt?!?!?"

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Feb 3, 2010 6:16pm
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Feb 3, 2010 6:19 PM
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THE ORIGINAL
Feb 3, 2010 6:19pm
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Feb 3, 2010 6:32 PM
mexappeal12 wrote:

THE ORIGINAL
Yeah, but Butters is way more funny!
Feb 3, 2010 6:32pm
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Feb 3, 2010 8:15 PM
mexappeal12 wrote: actually i think it turned out perfectly... now i know exactly what guys want as presents... you are all cheap and for some reason you consider something that has already been given to you a present... lol
haha and you have never received jewelry, stuffed animals, or chocolate before as a woman? all we do is slap a heart on it for Vday and for some reason you guys like it.
Feb 3, 2010 8:15pm
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Feb 3, 2010 8:34 PM
FatHobbit wrote:
mexappeal12 wrote: actually i think it turned out perfectly... now i know exactly what guys want as presents... you are all cheap and for some reason you consider something that has already been given to you a present... lol
How was that ever a secret? :)

Guys only have two moods. Hungry and horny. If he doesn't have a hard on, make him a sandwich and everything will be just fine.
This!
Feb 3, 2010 8:34pm
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Feb 3, 2010 9:35 PM
Glory Days wrote:
mexappeal12 wrote: actually i think it turned out perfectly... now i know exactly what guys want as presents... you are all cheap and for some reason you consider something that has already been given to you a present... lol
haha and you have never received jewelry, stuffed animals, or chocolate before as a woman? all we do is slap a heart on it for Vday and for some reason you guys like it.
Yeah but I don't really care for gifts like that... I'd rather get something meaningful or something useful
Feb 3, 2010 9:35pm
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Feb 4, 2010 7:19 AM
I'm with Mex...how is giving a guy sex a present? He's already had it and if he's with a quality girl it will be on a regular basis. What makes it a good gift?

I give my boyfriend sex way more than he gives me stuffed animals, flowers and candy....then again I wouldn't really want anything like that for a holiday. Give me tickets to a sporting event please.
Feb 4, 2010 7:19am
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Feb 4, 2010 10:05 AM
power i wrote: I cannot believe you guys turned a wonderful Valentine's Day thread into disgusting smut!!! (Well, yes, I guess I can believe it ;) ) Valentine's Day is for romance and flowers, not porn, and you all will rot in hell for asking for 'that' for such a glorious holiday gift.
Did you manage to keep a straight face while typing that?
Fab4Runner wrote: I'm with Mex...how is giving a guy sex a present? He's already had it and if he's with a quality girl it will be on a regular basis. What makes it a good gift?

I give my boyfriend sex way more than he gives me stuffed animals, flowers and candy....then again I wouldn't really want anything like that for a holiday. Give me tickets to a sporting event please.
Me, too! But hey...makes it easy for us, right?
Feb 4, 2010 10:05am
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Feb 4, 2010 10:18 AM
^^ I didn't. ;)
Feb 4, 2010 10:18am
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Con_Alma

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Feb 4, 2010 10:22 AM
Since the females are missing or are surprised at the male's responses that have been posted I'll try and rephrase for clarity.

The continuation of sexual activity is more important than anything deemed as a gift on Valentine's Day. Just continue that and it's as good as any gift you could come up with for them.
Feb 4, 2010 10:22am
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Feb 4, 2010 10:46 AM
Con_Alma wrote: Since the females are missing or are surprised at the male's responses that have been posted I'll try and rephrase for clarity.

The continuation of sexual activity is more important than anything deemed as a gift on Valentine's Day. Just continue that and it's as good as any gift you could come up with for them.
That's fine...but I gather from some of the other responses that they legitimately want sex for Valentine's Day because they don't get it often enough. That may or may not be the case but that's how it seems.
Feb 4, 2010 10:46am
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Feb 4, 2010 10:57 AM
I'm not going to back and read this whole mess, but from what I gathered by skimming over it, is that they aren't asking for plain old sex, they are asking to stick it in your ass. If you give up that ass all of the time anyway, then I agree that it could be viewed as a silly request. Of course, to me, Valentine's Day isn't a holiday. I still have to work. I'll get the old lady something to shut her mouth, but I don't need anything. I have nothing to celebrate, not even a day off of work.
Feb 4, 2010 10:57am
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Feb 4, 2010 11:00 AM
...could be fab4. It that's the case it sounds like a great gift.
Feb 4, 2010 11:00am
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Feb 4, 2010 11:05 AM
Guys get shit for the girls so the girls dont bitch.

Guys dont actually want anything because its a waste of money and the holiday is retarded.

Since the girl will demand she get you something, guys just make it easy and ask for sex. Even if they get it every night, its still great.
Feb 4, 2010 11:05am