Glory Days wrote: ok now i see women posting more stuff, now seemingly more sexual haha. i have had several people who dont know each other post stuff like "8 inches " and "on top" and "side by side".

sleeper wrote: I don't understand the point of "awareness". Is there anyone with a pulse that hasn't heard of breast cancer? I won't devote a dime to breast cancer research since its probably one of the more heavily researched cancers, instead I'll donate to something like prostrate cancer, which will be more relevant to my life.

Then again, I'm not a pansy, and actually stand up for what I believe in, rather than selling my self dignity for the praise(read: sex) of women.

Follow along, let's see how many scenarios we can come up with. Mine is in the subject line. Post yours...

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9- ------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a Smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bed
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to..
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

GoChiefs wrote: So your IQ is now at negative 2? Nice.

Upper90 wrote: This girl Saturday night at a party kept saying "Because I'm sexy and I do what I want" almost to end every sentence.

It was hilarious for like the first 2 times, around 10, everyone started ignoring her.