lhslep134
Posts: 9,774
May 5, 2014 3:35pm
Automatik;1612764 wrote:
Oh yeah, and the whole passing out in his car while shitfaced thing...don't forget about that. Fucking moron.
Since when does sleeping off the drunk in your car instead of driving drunk make you a f'ing moron?

Automatik
Posts: 14,632
May 5, 2014 3:40pm
http://msn.foxsports.com/ohio/story/bradley-roby-alleged-911-call-nfl-draft-stock-042814lhslep134;1612768 wrote:Since when does sleeping off the drunk in your car instead of driving drunk make you a f'ing moron?
Depends if there is any truth to this..

Laley23
Posts: 29,506
May 5, 2014 3:48pm
Well, he would still be a moron for sleeping in the drivers seat instead of the back seat. lollhslep134;1612768 wrote:Since when does sleeping off the drunk in your car instead of driving drunk make you a f'ing moron?

ohiobucks1
Posts: 4,915
May 5, 2014 3:50pm
Could still get a DUI in the backseat if the keys are in the ignition or the cop thinks he had control of the car.Laley23;1612777 wrote:Well, he would still be a moron for sleeping in the drivers seat instead of the back seat. lol

Laley23
Posts: 29,506
May 5, 2014 3:55pm
You guys are both in law-school or done. What is the easier defense??ohiobucks1;1612780 wrote:Could still get a DUI in the backseat if the keys are in the ignition or the cop thinks he had control of the car.
I was drunk so I got in the front seat and slept it off or, I was drunk so I got in the backseat to sleep it off?

Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
May 5, 2014 3:59pm
I always heard sleep in car but throw keys in the trunk.

Automatik
Posts: 14,632
May 5, 2014 4:05pm
I've heard this as well.Commander of Awesome;1612784 wrote:I always heard sleep in car but throw keys in the trunk.
Regardless, he's a moron for even putting himself in that situation.
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Footwedge
Posts: 9,265
May 5, 2014 4:06pm
LOL. Come on man...I'm the dumbest Breowns fan to post here...right? Yet you're too pussified to bet me $500 clams.SportsAndLady;1612508 wrote:I don't make bets under $500 I'm not a loser.
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Footwedge
Posts: 9,265
May 5, 2014 4:08pm
Bumpity bump....bumpity bump. ROTF.SportsAndLady;1612388 wrote:Bortles is going top 5, definitely the first QB. Not sure Houston will pass on clowney though. They were the last team to take a defensive player first overall.
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Footwedge
Posts: 9,265
May 5, 2014 4:13pm
I guess the media has it slam dunked the Browns taking JMFF at number 4. Not really a good sign in that the media is never right. Besides, we all know Bortles will be the first quarterback taken.
lhslep134
Posts: 9,774
May 5, 2014 4:16pm
It depends on whatever the laws are in that state/jurisdiction honestly.Laley23;1612782 wrote:You guys are both in law-school or done. What is the easier defense??
I was drunk so I got in the front seat and slept it off or, I was drunk so I got in the backseat to sleep it off?
I'd say generally it would be better to be in the backseat and also put the keys in the trunk, but it's all irrelevant if where you're at it's still illegal to be drunk and in a car if you're the operator.
lhslep134
Posts: 9,774
May 5, 2014 4:17pm
Well yeah but once he was drunk and at his car he definitely made the wiser decision.Automatik;1612789 wrote: Regardless, he's a moron for even putting himself in that situation.

Rotinaj
Posts: 7,699
May 5, 2014 4:21pm
Are you on fire? Why are you rolling on the floor?Footwedge;1612791 wrote:Bumpity bump....bumpity bump. ROTF.
lhslep134
Posts: 9,774
May 5, 2014 4:35pm
Not that this really matters but 3 years later CBS' Peter Prisco is re-grading the Browns' 2011 draft as an A.
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/writer/pete-prisco/24551595/re-grading-2011-nfl-draft-the-time-i-gave-christian-ponder-an-a
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/writer/pete-prisco/24551595/re-grading-2011-nfl-draft-the-time-i-gave-christian-ponder-an-a

like_that
Posts: 26,625
May 5, 2014 5:40pm
It would have been an A++++ if they didn't fuck up the first round of the 2012 draft.lhslep134;1612800 wrote:Not that this really matters but 3 years later CBS' Peter Prisco is re-grading the Browns' 2011 draft as an A.
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/writer/pete-prisco/24551595/re-grading-2011-nfl-draft-the-time-i-gave-christian-ponder-an-a
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
May 5, 2014 6:02pm
Stupid decision, yes....moron? that's a little harshAutomatik;1612789 wrote:I've heard this as well.
Regardless, he's a moron for even putting himself in that situation.

bases_loaded
Posts: 6,912
May 5, 2014 6:11pm
It's obvious ESPN and Manziels agent are fucking each other. FW has taken the bait. Hopefully the Browns haven't. Most scouts not affiliated with entertainment money are calling him a late 1st round to 2nd round talent in this draft.
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Footwedge
Posts: 9,265
May 5, 2014 7:13pm
You sold me. We need to draft a fuckin right tackle instead of a franchise quarterback. The reason we've been so bad for 15 years is because we've never addressed the right tackle problem. Robinson or Matthews will get us to the Bowl...for sure.bases_loaded;1612822 wrote:It's obvious ESPN and Manziels agent are fucking each other. FW has taken the bait. Hopefully the Browns haven't. Most scouts not affiliated with entertainment money are calling him a late 1st round to 2nd round talent in this draft.
And btw, since my buddy wont fork over his 500 clams, I'll make a wager with you. JMFF late first round? Do you like to gamble? I'll book your action too.

iclfan2
Posts: 6,360
May 5, 2014 7:22pm
Scouts may rank him there. But out of the 3 qbs he is probably only one going top 10.bases_loaded;1612822 wrote:It's obvious ESPN and Manziels agent are fucking each other. FW has taken the bait. Hopefully the Browns haven't. Most scouts not affiliated with entertainment money are calling him a late 1st round to 2nd round talent in this draft.

Laley23
Posts: 29,506
May 5, 2014 7:47pm
Anyone believe the rumors out tonight?
That Browns are taking JFF? Robinson is JFF is gone?
That Browns are taking JFF? Robinson is JFF is gone?

Pick6
Posts: 14,946
May 5, 2014 8:09pm
sorry.. i have to bring it up..didnt you just have a Liverpool avatar?lhslep134;1612768 wrote:Since when does sleeping off the drunk in your car instead of driving drunk make you a f'ing moron?

Laley23
Posts: 29,506
May 5, 2014 8:10pm
He lost a bet.Pick6;1612845 wrote:sorry.. i have to bring it up..didnt you just have a Liverpool avatar?

SportsAndLady
Posts: 35,632
May 5, 2014 8:12pm
Why anyone would believe any "rumors" leading up to the draft is beyond me.Laley23;1612843 wrote:Anyone believe the rumors out tonight?
That Browns are taking JFF? Robinson is JFF is gone?

Laley23
Posts: 29,506
May 5, 2014 8:14pm
Yeah, I agree. But when Mort reports it, it has more credence.SportsAndLady;1612847 wrote:Why anyone would believe any "rumors" leading up to the draft is beyond me.

SportsAndLady
Posts: 35,632
May 5, 2014 8:17pm
If you want to get a smoke screen out there, would you leak the info to mort or Mary Kay tabot or whatever her name is lolLaley23;1612849 wrote:Yeah, I agree. But when Mort reports it, it has more credence.