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Tiernan

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Jan 24, 2013 9:03 AM
hasbeen;1373568 wrote:Shut up, dumbass.?
I'm the smartest, richest, best looking poster in the basement. Of course that isn't really a big accomplishment.
Jan 24, 2013 9:03am
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Tiernan

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Jan 24, 2013 12:57 PM
Lets get these Tiernan threads back up top...
Jan 24, 2013 12:57pm
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Jan 24, 2013 1:00 PM
O-Trap;1373473 wrote:Actually, mine follows a not-so-uncommon format.

Aside from the interjection used at the beginning ("Okay" for those of you not able to follow along), it quite simply goes: NOUN - VERB - DIRECT OBJECT (with a pronoun). At the end are a series of prepositional phrases.

However, that order does permit for a coherent thought. Perhaps you just need shorter sentences in order to understand. After all, you've stated that a relatively short post was too long. Perhaps this sentence is as well.

Let me be more concise, then. "Tiernan, you have more credibility in regard to intelligence and rationality than DeyDurkie5." Was that easy enough, or do I need to abridge further?

You did say you get smarter when you drink. Perhaps tossing one back is in order.

Don't listen to him tiernen, this is coming from the guy who calls "obsessive jerking" an addiction. Christ dude, jerk your shit and be happy you can. Don't let someone label it an addiction cause you liked to watch porn. Damn religious nuts and their "feelings"
Jan 24, 2013 1:00pm
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Tiernan

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Jan 24, 2013 1:04 PM
indeed my jamaican jerk friend. indeed.
Jan 24, 2013 1:04pm
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Jan 24, 2013 1:42 PM
DeyDurkie5;1373764 wrote:Don't listen to him tiernen, this is coming from the guy who calls "obsessive jerking" an addiction. Christ dude, jerk your shit and be happy you can. Don't let someone label it an addiction cause you liked to watch porn. Damn religious nuts and their "feelings"
Nothing religious about it. Not saying you can't jerk without being addicted. Just saying that if you lose your job and girlfriend because you spend so much time doing it, you've got a problem.
Jan 24, 2013 1:42pm
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Tiernan

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Jan 24, 2013 1:45 PM
O-Trap;1373805 wrote: Just saying that if you lose your job and girlfriend....
HTF would someone who's never had a real one of either know?
Jan 24, 2013 1:45pm
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Jan 24, 2013 1:54 PM
Tiernan;1373806 wrote:HTF would someone who's never had a real one of either know?
This thread isn't about T'eo.
Jan 24, 2013 1:54pm
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Jan 24, 2013 2:07 PM
Tiernan;1373806 wrote:HTF would someone who's never had a real one of either know?
I suppose if you've never had either, I would have difficulty explaining how to you. Perhaps we are at an impasse.

But no need to get so upset about having not had either. You're starting to sound like Durkie.
Jan 24, 2013 2:07pm
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Tiernan

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Jan 24, 2013 2:29 PM
My problem is I've got way too many jobs and GFs.
Jan 24, 2013 2:29pm
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Jan 24, 2013 2:34 PM
Tiernan;1373840 wrote:My problem is I've got way too many jobs and GFs.
/sleeper'd

I would have actually repped that post. lol'd.
Jan 24, 2013 2:34pm
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Jan 24, 2013 4:36 PM
Tiernan;1373595 wrote:I'm the smartest, richest, best looking poster in the basement. Of course that isn't really a big accomplishment.
Sleeper?
Jan 24, 2013 4:36pm
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Tiernan

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Jan 24, 2013 5:45 PM
rmolin73;1373914 wrote:Sleeper?
Sleeper couldn't carry my wallet.
Jan 24, 2013 5:45pm
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Jan 24, 2013 10:29 PM
Tiernan;1373941 wrote:Sleeper couldn't carry my wallet.
No shit. Because he's a man. And your wallet is actually a purse.
Jan 24, 2013 10:29pm
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Jan 24, 2013 10:42 PM
hasbeen;1374192 wrote:No shit. Because he's a man. And your wallet is actually a purse.
And by purse, you mean a bottle of Canadian whiskey.
Jan 24, 2013 10:42pm
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Jan 25, 2013 8:44 AM
O-Trap;1374202 wrote:And by purse, you mean a bottle of Canadian whiskey.
I wouldn't drink that swill with your mouth, only Bushmills or Jamesons for this kid.
Jan 25, 2013 8:44am
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Jan 25, 2013 10:10 AM
You didn't make up a fake dog rescue story just to get reps did you O-crap?
Jan 25, 2013 10:10am
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Jan 25, 2013 11:41 AM
Tiernan;1374370 wrote:I wouldn't drink that swill with your mouth, only Bushmills or Jamesons for this kid.

Ah, I actually don't mind Bushmills Black Bush, I suppose. More of a Scotch guy, but in a pinch, that stuff does quite nicely.
Tiernan;1374432 wrote:You didn't make up a fake dog rescue story just to get reps did you O-crap?
No. Didn't cross my mind, and that's kind of petty and pathetic to do for any accolade on a friggin' message board. If you read the original post, I was actually asking if anyone had any input on his symptoms. We've never had a dog show those before. Since we don't have a whole lot of background, I was just telling what we know of him

Would welcome your input if you have any, quite honestly.
Jan 25, 2013 11:41am
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Jan 25, 2013 12:03 PM
O-Trap;1374534 wrote:Would welcome your input if you have any, quite honestly.

I don't think "get the dog drunk" is going to help you with anything.
Jan 25, 2013 12:03pm
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Tiernan

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Jan 25, 2013 12:03 PM
O-Trap;1374534 wrote:
No. Didn't cross my mind, and that's kind of petty and pathetic to do for any accolade on a friggin' message board. .
Relax big guy...just bustin your balls a tad, actually I salute you for taking the dog in. Most people would not do that. Nice job.
Jan 25, 2013 12:03pm
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Tiernan

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Jan 25, 2013 12:04 PM
GoChiefs;1374556 wrote:I don't think "get the dog drunk" is going to help you with anything.
Especially if let the dog drive afterwards.
Jan 25, 2013 12:04pm
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Jan 25, 2013 12:07 PM
Tiernan;1374557 wrote:Relax big guy...just bustin your balls a tad, actually I salute you for taking the dog in. Most people would not do that. Nice job.
Much appreciated. And don't worry, I didn't take it as you being serious.

Likes Bushmills and dogs ... you might just be alright, Tiernan. :D
Jan 25, 2013 12:07pm
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Tiernan

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Jan 25, 2013 12:12 PM
O-Trap;1374563 wrote: I didn't take it as you being serious.
I hope most folks who read whatever drivel I post realize I'm almost never serious.

...now of course anything shitty I say about ND, Manti Teo and Lotz is 100% serious.
Jan 25, 2013 12:12pm
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Jan 25, 2013 12:16 PM
Tiernan;1374569 wrote:...now of course anything shitty I say about ND, Manti Teo and Lotz is 100% serious.
Lennay Kekua is serious business. ;)
Jan 25, 2013 12:16pm
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Tiernan

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Jan 25, 2013 12:18 PM
O-Trap;1374573 wrote:Lennay Kekua is serious business. ;)
She'll most likely be dating Ray Lewis after the SB...then he'll kill her.
Jan 25, 2013 12:18pm
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Jan 25, 2013 12:39 PM
Tiernan;1374575 wrote:She'll most likely be dating Ray Lewis after the SB...then he'll kill her.
Jan 25, 2013 12:39pm