justincredible;1347743 wrote:Heretic shows up with a bag of weed. He, Fab1b, mirg, and I head outside to partake. Feeling left out, SVF loudly proclaims that he's going outside to "take pot." Heretic, being the nice guy that he is, allows it. Later in the night someone asks SVF about the quality of the weed. He bristles, states that he has never take pot in his life, and immediately challenges them to a fist fight.

The depressing thing is...it's me that asks him if he liked the weed I smoked him up with.

A crowd begins gathering around Garden35 nobody know why it quickly disperses</SPAN> however

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor is in the back, teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist.

&#8221;Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!&#8221;

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion named Belly who had served 1500 tours of duty and understands the necessity of war and fully supports all military decision made by the United States stands up and holds up a rock.

&#8221;How old is this rock, pinhead?&#8221;

The arrogant professor smirks quite Jewishly and smugly replies &#8220;4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian&#8221;

&#8221;Wrong. It&#8217;s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real&#8230; then it should be an animal now&#8221;

The professor is visibly shaken, and drops his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He storms out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the &#8220oor&#8221; (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, isadore, wishes he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wishes so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself has petitioned against them!

The students (aka, the politics forum) applaud and all register Republican that day and accept Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named &#8220;Small Government&#8221; flies into the room and perches atop the American Flag and sheds a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance is read several times, and God himself shows up and enacts a flat tax rate across the country.

Isadore loses his tenure and is fired the next day. He dies of the gay plague AIDS and is tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Heretic;1347859 wrote:The depressing thing is...it's me that asks him if he liked the weed I smoked him up with.

gorocks99 wrote:A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor is in the back, teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist.

&#8221;Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!&#8221;

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion named Belly who had served 1500 tours of duty and understands the necessity of war and fully supports all military decision made by the United States stands up and holds up a rock.

&#8221;How old is this rock, pinhead?&#8221;

The arrogant professor smirks quite Jewishly and smugly replies &#8220;4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian&#8221;

&#8221;Wrong. It&#8217;s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real&#8230; then it should be an animal now&#8221;

The professor is visibly shaken, and drops his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He storms out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the &#8220oor&#8221; (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, isadore, wishes he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wishes so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself has petitioned against them!

The students (aka, the politics forum) applaud and all register Republican that day and accept Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named &#8220;Small Government&#8221; flies into the room and perches atop the American Flag and sheds a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance is read several times, and God himself shows up and enacts a flat tax rate across the country.

Isadore loses his tenure and is fired the next day. He dies of the gay plague AIDS and is tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

gorocks99;1347875 wrote:A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor is in the back, teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist.

&#8221;Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!&#8221;

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion named Belly who had served 1500 tours of duty and understands the necessity of war and fully supports all military decision made by the United States stands up and holds up a rock.

&#8221;How old is this rock, pinhead?&#8221;

The arrogant professor smirks quite Jewishly and smugly replies &#8220;4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian&#8221;

&#8221;Wrong. It&#8217;s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real&#8230; then it should be an animal now&#8221;

The professor is visibly shaken, and drops his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He storms out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the &#8220oor&#8221; (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, isadore, wishes he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wishes so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself has petitioned against them!

The students (aka, the politics forum) applaud and all register Republican that day and accept Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named &#8220;Small Government&#8221; flies into the room and perches atop the American Flag and sheds a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance is read several times, and God himself shows up and enacts a flat tax rate across the country.

Isadore loses his tenure and is fired the next day. He dies of the gay plague AIDS and is tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

You win the Internet; well done!

(fro the those what spek belly)
yuo wins that inter net wel don!

gorocks99;1347875 wrote:A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor is in the back, teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist.

&#8221;Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!&#8221;

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion named Belly who had served 1500 tours of duty and understands the necessity of war and fully supports all military decision made by the United States stands up and holds up a rock.

&#8221;How old is this rock, pinhead?&#8221;

The arrogant professor smirks quite Jewishly and smugly replies &#8220;4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian&#8221;

&#8221;Wrong. It&#8217;s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real&#8230; then it should be an animal now&#8221;

The professor is visibly shaken, and drops his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He storms out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the &#8220oor&#8221; (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, isadore, wishes he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wishes so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself has petitioned against them!

The students (aka, the politics forum) applaud and all register Republican that day and accept Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named &#8220;Small Government&#8221; flies into the room and perches atop the American Flag and sheds a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance is read several times, and God himself shows up and enacts a flat tax rate across the country.

Isadore loses his tenure and is fired the next day. He dies of the gay plague AIDS and is tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

http://toosiblog.tumblr.com/post/12856396341/a-liberal-muslim-homosexual-aclu-lawyer-professor

ernest_t_bass;1347921 wrote:http://toosiblog.tumblr.com/post/12856396341/a-liberal-muslim-homosexual-aclu-lawyer-professor

Interesting.

gorocks has been outed!!!

......Mike Clark looks in disgust from across the street wondering why none of the stupid effing skittles will come over to his party....

Devils Advocate;1347957 wrote:......Mike Clark looks in discust from across the street wondering why none of the stupid effing skittles will come over to his party....

He comes over to try to get people to come to his party by telling them it's better. Trolling him ensues. Then, he tries to set the building on fire in an epic ragequit.

O-Trap;1347962 wrote:He comes over to try to get people to come to his party by telling them it's better. Trolling him ensues.

He has better party favor's.

ernest_t_bass;1347963 wrote:He has better party favor's.

Skittles.

O-Trap;1347965 wrote:Skittles.

Skittle's

ernest_t_bass;1347963 wrote:He has better party favor's.

favors*

O-Trap;1347965 wrote:Skittles.

Only for the hackers and Gingers.

like_that;1347969 wrote:favors*

O-Trap;1347962 wrote:He comes over to try to get people to come to his party by telling them it's better. Trolling him ensues. Then, he tries to set the building on fire in an epic ragequit.

Tiernan immediately tries to sue Mike Clark's mother, father, brothers, sisters, and cousins for negligently leaving him with a lighter and twigs.

ccrunner609;1347901 wrote:Yep and when I get there I am Licking Webfires ass

.....

ernest_t_bass;1347971 wrote:

I noticed as soon I as posted lol.

It's ok though, you're fat.

ernest_t_bass;1347921 wrote:http://toosiblog.tumblr.com/post/12856396341/a-liberal-muslim-homosexual-aclu-lawyer-professor

Pick6;1347923 wrote:Interesting.

vball10set;1347943 wrote:gorocks has been outed!!!

Ehhh I figure everyone knew about that rant already, or at least figured I wasn't creative enough to come up with it

Devils Advocate;1347970 wrote:Only for the hackers and Gingers.

Hackers ... what ever happened to that guy?

sherm03;1347972 wrote:Tiernan immediately tries to sue Mike Clark's mother, father, brothers, sisters, and cousins for negligently leaving him with a lighter and twigs.

Reps.

sherm03;1347972 wrote:Tiernan immediately tries to sue Mike Clark's mother, father, brothers, sisters, and cousins for negligently leaving him with a lighter and twigs.

Fan_from_texas takes my case and tells me we have an excellent chance of winning huge sums of cash based upon precedents established in the famous landmark Victims v. Lanza case.

Ive been with black v, asian v, plenty of white v and am working on indian v right now. After that I want some latino v.

Please dont judge me ETB and gochiefs

Pick6;1348021 wrote:Ive been with black v, asian v, plenty of white v and am working on indian v right now.

Casino or slurpee?

Pick6;1348021 wrote:Ive been with black v, asian v, plenty of white v and am working on indian v right now. After that I want some latino v.

Please dont judge me ETB and gochiefs

Don't get me wrong. I personally love black c**k.