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Belly35

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Dec 19, 2012 8:00 PM
Boatshoe talking to himself and z4p hit him with 9 iron
Dec 19, 2012 8:00pm
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LJ

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Dec 19, 2012 8:30 PM
Trueblue23;1347518 wrote:I imagine that myself and SQ_Crazies are in the men's room doing rails of blow off the urinals
That Sage sold you.

Turns out, it's just baking powder. When confronted, he shoots you with an airsoft gun and runs off to the mean streetz of the interwebz
Dec 19, 2012 8:30pm
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O-Trap

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Dec 19, 2012 8:46 PM
LJ;1347530 wrote:That Sage sold you.

Turns out, it's just baking powder. When confronted, he shoots you with an airsoft gun and runs off to the mean streetz of the interwebz
Screaming that nobody has love for these streets.
Dec 19, 2012 8:46pm
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Tiernan

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Dec 19, 2012 8:47 PM
After dusting himself off from the fracas in the parking lot Tiernan goes to take a piss in the Mens Room and when he turns around friend_from_lowery is standing behind him in a way too uncomfortable space.
Dec 19, 2012 8:47pm
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O-Trap

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Dec 19, 2012 9:10 PM
Adsense walks in. People throw garbage at him. He leaves.
Dec 19, 2012 9:10pm
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I Wear Pants

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Dec 19, 2012 10:16 PM
Curly J and the rest of the beer snob posters bring a variety of delicious craft and homebrews for everyone to drink. ETB complains about the lack of Keystone Light.
Dec 19, 2012 10:16pm
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Sonofanump

Dec 19, 2012 10:22 PM
hasbeen;1347516 wrote:Rmolin gets half of her later.
This is funny on multiple levels.
Dec 19, 2012 10:22pm
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Sonofanump

Dec 19, 2012 10:24 PM
Belly35;1347522 wrote:Boatshoe talking to himself and z4p hit him with 9 iron
Boatshoe. Lulz.
Dec 19, 2012 10:24pm
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Curly J

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Dec 19, 2012 10:50 PM
Darby walks in with his Date...never mind, that was a stretch. I'll try again. Darby walks in with his Dregree.
Dec 19, 2012 10:50pm
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Sonofanump

Dec 19, 2012 10:52 PM
I Wear Pants;1347598 wrote:Curly J and the rest of the beer snob posters bring a variety of delicious craft and homebrews for everyone to drink. ETB complains about the lack of Keystone Light.
Now I really want to attend.
Dec 19, 2012 10:52pm
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DeadliestWarrior34

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Dec 19, 2012 10:57 PM
10/10 thread
Dec 19, 2012 10:57pm
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Curly J

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Dec 19, 2012 11:05 PM
I Wear Pants;1347598 wrote:Curly J and the rest of the beer snob posters bring a variety of delicious craft and homebrews for everyone to drink. ETB complains about the lack of Keystone Light.

No worries for ETB. You know Sleeper will bring Bud Light. Best.Beer.Ever.
Dec 19, 2012 11:05pm
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O-Trap

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Dec 19, 2012 11:10 PM
Curly J;1347609 wrote:Darby walks in with his Date...never mind, that was a stretch. I'll try again. Darby walks in with his Dregree.

He's dressed like Bret Michaels in his Poison days.
Curly J;1347613 wrote:No worries for ETB. You know Sleeper will bring Bud Light. Best.Beer.Ever.
Sleeper also brings dozens of McDoubles from the restaurant he owns.
Dec 19, 2012 11:10pm
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Dec 19, 2012 11:10 PM
Belly yells at everyone for not fully appreciating his gourmet cooking. Mumbles something about them all not understanding what it takes and them being freeloaders of his hard work and cooking skills. This episode is brought on by everyone being thoroughly excited when Sleeper whips out the bags of McDoubles.
Dec 19, 2012 11:10pm
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O-Trap

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Dec 19, 2012 11:11 PM
I Wear Pants;1347618 wrote:Belly yells at everyone for not fully appreciating his gourmet cooking. Mumbles something about them all not understanding what it takes and them being freeloaders of his hard work and cooking skills.
And the rest of what he said that night could not be understood.
Dec 19, 2012 11:11pm
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Curly J

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Dec 19, 2012 11:20 PM
O-Trap;1347617 wrote: Sleeper also brings dozens of McDoubles from the restaurant he owns.

And for those that don't like Mickey D's, I'll be in the other room reheating pizza in a skillet, on a stove. Or you can eat it cold.
Dec 19, 2012 11:20pm
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Sonofanump

Dec 19, 2012 11:23 PM
Curly J;1347626 wrote:And for those that don't like Mickey D's, I'll be in the other room reheating pizza in a skillet, on a stove. Or you can eat it cold.
Now I am there for sure.
Dec 19, 2012 11:23pm
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GoChiefs

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Dec 19, 2012 11:38 PM
Sonofanump gets pissed when power_i walks in without Cletus.
Dec 19, 2012 11:38pm
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Sonofanump

Dec 19, 2012 11:40 PM
GoChiefs;1347643 wrote:Sonofanump gets pissed when power_i walks in without Cletus.
Cutest puppy ever.
Dec 19, 2012 11:40pm
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Dec 20, 2012 2:47 AM
hasbeen;1347516 wrote:Rmolin gets half of her later.
The half with her mouth I don't do sloppy seconds.

Thinthickbigred gets pissed off and tells Al Bundy to meet him out back. Skank follows but is unsure which side to take. Either his anti parochial buddy Thinthick or his Massillon buddy Al Bundy. Once outside we don't allow him back into the party. mtp/mtrulz is pissed because 15 year olds aren't allowed in bars he keeps yelling that it's because he is the most hated.
Dec 20, 2012 2:47am
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Dec 20, 2012 5:25 AM
fan_from_texas;1347472 wrote:Con_Alma and SVF are off in a corner, arguing about the bar's curb appeal. They eventually agree to part ways, but any time Con_Alma starts talking to anyone else, SVF butts into the conversation and says, "Don't listen to Con_Alma. He thinks he's above the rules." Con_Alma says something vaguely related to the Naval Academy, then jumps in his Porsche Cayenne and drives away.

Meanwhile, in the politics corner, footwedge somehow manages to debate gut and QCB, both of whom he claims to be ignoring. But whenever they talk, he goes off on a political rant about fat cats and republicans. A half dozen people who only participate in the politics forum--and are not otherwise known by anyone else--start chanting "Sheeple! Sheeple!". Boatshoes seizes the moment and busts out his pocket flowchart, which contains several hundred graphs prepared by the Brookings Institute and Tax Policy Center. ccrunner doesn't understand what they mean, but because they're not from Fox News, he disagrees with them.
perfect! lol
Dec 20, 2012 5:25am
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Dec 20, 2012 6:19 AM
Deadliestwarrior walks in and gets infracted for repeating what he just heard from someone else.
Dec 20, 2012 6:19am
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ernest_t_bass

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Dec 20, 2012 6:21 AM
Sonofanump makes a beastiality film with Cletus.
Dec 20, 2012 6:21am
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hasbeen

Excuse me, Flo?

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Dec 20, 2012 7:21 AM
ernest_t_bass;1347669 wrote:Sonofanump makes a beastiality film with Cletus.

We all wait eagerly for martyirish to review it.
Dec 20, 2012 7:21am