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Sep 17, 2012 6:03 PM
Oh yeah, ETB, I forgot...

Why the hell are you coming to the OC when your dog is in serious need of a vet? Dog owner FAIL!!



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Sep 17, 2012 6:03pm
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Sep 17, 2012 6:08 PM
ernest_t_bass;1273650 wrote:From my friend who is a vet student at tOSU.

"It could be an environmental allergy or a food allergy... Or just a rash that will go away."
lol


They literally told you nothing.

Rashes from flea bites are literally an allergy to the flea's saliva. Wife said in that area that dog is most likely getting bit when sitting down somewhere. Frontline isn't exactly a repellant.
Sep 17, 2012 6:08pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Sep 17, 2012 7:36 PM
I just told the dog to bite back.
Sep 17, 2012 7:36pm
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Sep 17, 2012 7:52 PM
ernest_t_bass;1273695 wrote:I just told the dog to bite back.
Then euthanize the owner.
Sep 17, 2012 7:52pm
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Sep 17, 2012 8:01 PM
GoChiefs;1273704 wrote:Then euthanize the owner.

Fuck you, fat redneck.
Sep 17, 2012 8:01pm
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Sep 18, 2012 12:39 AM
ernest_t_bass;1273650 wrote:From my friend who is a vet student at tOSU.

"It could be an environmental allergy or a food allergy... Or just a rash that will go away."
Why not just ask him and not create this thread? Cool story, bro.
Sep 18, 2012 12:39am
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Sep 18, 2012 6:38 AM
DeyDurkie5;1273887 wrote:Why not just ask him and not create this thread? Cool story, bro.
Read my first sentence. I'm directly asking LJ, but open to other opinions. Nothing wrong with 2nd opinions, is there Durk? Herp Derp, DeyDerpDurk.
Sep 18, 2012 6:38am
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Sep 18, 2012 9:30 AM
ernest_t_bass;1273650 wrote:From my friend who is a vet student at tOSU.

"It could be an environmental allergy or a food allergy... Or just a rash that will go away."
So you gave your dog crabs...filthy
Sep 18, 2012 9:30am
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Sep 18, 2012 9:32 AM
Raw Dawgin' it;1274017 wrote:So you gave your dog crabs...filthy
It was either ETB or Snot.
Sep 18, 2012 9:32am
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Sep 18, 2012 9:39 AM
I cleaned out their dog house last night, changed the blanket on which they sleep, and it was disgusting. I probably haven't cleaned it out since April. There were 3 foot crabs in there, as well as some scabies mice.
Sep 18, 2012 9:39am
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Sep 18, 2012 9:49 AM
ernest_t_bass;1274031 wrote:I cleaned out their dog house last night, changed the blanket on which they sleep, and it was disgusting. I probably haven't cleaned it out since April. There were 3 foot crabs in there, as well as some scabies mice.
Can't believe you let your wife sleep on that thing...
Sep 18, 2012 9:49am
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Sep 18, 2012 12:45 PM
So what did the vet say?
Sep 18, 2012 12:45pm
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Sep 18, 2012 12:46 PM
ernest_t_bass;1273906 wrote:Read my first sentence. I'm directly asking LJ, but open to other opinions. Nothing wrong with 2nd opinions, is there Durk? Herp Derp, DeyDerpDurk.
You could probably get some better 2nd opinions if you made this thread in the Serious Business forum.

Edit: Damn, nevermind, your weeks up. :(
Sep 18, 2012 12:46pm
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Sep 18, 2012 1:09 PM
The dog I pictured is a good dog, but we have another dog (rescue dog), that is dumber than nails. If they're out of water, he'll drag his water bowl out in the yard and piss in it. I stapled a new blanket to the wall so they couldn't drag it into the yard... yeah, he managed to rip it off the wall, drag it out in the yard, and piss on it multiple times. What a good dog.
Sep 18, 2012 1:09pm
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Sep 18, 2012 1:52 PM
Dogs can be retarded, just like O-Tr....er, I mean just like people can be retarded.
Sep 18, 2012 1:52pm
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Sep 18, 2012 1:57 PM
ernest_t_bass;1274199 wrote:The dog I pictured is a good dog, but we have another dog (rescue dog), that is dumber than nails. If they're out of water, he'll drag his water bowl out in the yard and piss in it. I stapled a new blanket to the wall so they couldn't drag it into the yard... yeah, he managed to rip it off the wall, drag it out in the yard, and piss on it multiple times. What a good dog.
I have a husky that's too retarded to lift her head up when she sneezes. So everytime she sneezes, she cracks her head on the floor.
Sep 18, 2012 1:57pm
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Sep 18, 2012 2:03 PM
Steel Valley Football;1274273 wrote:Dogs can be retarded, just like O-Tr....er, I mean just like people can be retarded.
Don't make me QQ.
Sep 18, 2012 2:03pm
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Sep 18, 2012 4:04 PM
My dog had the same. Your dogs allergic to the flea larva. Does your dog sit there and bite at it or lick the hell out of the area?
Sep 18, 2012 4:04pm
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Sep 18, 2012 4:19 PM
Crimson streak;1274429 wrote:My dog had the same. Your dogs allergic to the flea larva. Does your dog sit there and bite at it or lick the hell out of the area?

Yes. Solution?
Sep 18, 2012 4:19pm
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Sep 18, 2012 4:27 PM
Crimson streak;1274429 wrote:My dog had the same. Your dogs allergic to the flea larva. Does your dog sit there and bite at it or lick the hell out of the area?
ernest_t_bass;1274450 wrote:Yes. Solution?

Cut out his tongue and remove his teeth.
Sep 18, 2012 4:27pm
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Sep 18, 2012 7:11 PM
I voted for Cletus.
Sep 18, 2012 7:11pm
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Sep 19, 2012 3:06 PM
ernest_t_bass;1273906 wrote:Read my first sentence. I'm directly asking LJ, but open to other opinions. Nothing wrong with 2nd opinions, is there Durk? Herp Derp, DeyDerpDurk.

dooerp
Sep 19, 2012 3:06pm
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mlisi39

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Sep 21, 2012 12:19 PM
No, THIS is the best thread i've read in a long time
Sep 21, 2012 12:19pm
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hang_loose

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Sep 22, 2012 8:01 AM
Just dry skin, but itchy though. Believe it or not but Head and Shoulders shampoo can really help that condition.
Sep 22, 2012 8:01am
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Sep 27, 2012 10:18 AM
Add veg oil to your dog food tablespoon once a day, wash the dog in Avon Skin -so-soft shampoo and if it continues, rub Neosporin on the area .... that will be $25.00 quarter please.:D
Sep 27, 2012 10:18am