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Apr 30, 2012 7:53 PM
lmagine this. You are attracted to women, Iike you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.

That's what life is like to me. I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.
Apr 30, 2012 7:53pm
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Apr 30, 2012 7:58 PM
ernest_t_bass;1158021 wrote:What. The. ****.
THIS!
Apr 30, 2012 7:58pm
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Apr 30, 2012 8:00 PM
ernest_t_bass;1158021 wrote:What. The. Fuck.
Did you know that what you are talking about is limited by your false sense of reality? Maybe if you studied just a little bit harder while in school you wouldnt be blinded by these fallacies that have cast a cloud over your judgment. I once knew a guy like you who had everything he could ever want but in the end it meant nothing, because he never knew his true place in the grand scheme of things. Im not trying to tell you how to live your life but, honestly buddy I think its time you stepped down off of your high horse and looked life square in the eyes.
Apr 30, 2012 8:00pm
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Apr 30, 2012 8:01 PM




Apr 30, 2012 8:01pm
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Apr 30, 2012 8:05 PM
2kool4skool;1158034 wrote:



K for your information, asshole, I have seen a lion. And not one of your crap ass queen of the jungle homoerotic pussy-cat lions. A real lion, with fangs and horns and wings and shit. Don't pull your fucking wierd ass african voodoo hypnosis crap on me when you don't even know wtf you're talking about.
Apr 30, 2012 8:05pm
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Apr 30, 2012 8:12 PM
LJ;1158037 wrote:K for your information, asshole, I have seen a lion. And not one of your crap ass queen of the jungle homoerotic pussy-cat lions. A real lion, with fangs and horns and wings and shit. Don't pull your fucking wierd ass african voodoo hypnosis crap on me when you don't even know wtf you're talking about.
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the... truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
Apr 30, 2012 8:12pm
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Apr 30, 2012 8:20 PM
DeadliestWarrior34;1158040 wrote:Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the... truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
Everyone that knows me in real life knows i am the shit and that i fuck tons of hoes and that my dick is huge and that i get swole in the gym and that i am a COCKY MOTHERFUCKER and i get away with it. As long as people that know me IRL know this, I am content. I dont give a shit what anybody on this site says or thinks. I will be back with proof whenever i feel like maxing out again and it will probably be more than 365.
Apr 30, 2012 8:20pm
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Apr 30, 2012 8:53 PM
LJ;1158050 wrote:Everyone that knows me in real life knows i am the shit and that i fuck tons of hoes and that my dick is huge and that i get swole in the gym and that i am a COCKY MOTHERFUCKER and i get away with it. As long as people that know me IRL know this, I am content. I dont give a shit what anybody on this site says or thinks. I will be back with proof whenever i feel like maxing out again and it will probably be more than 365.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do?
Apr 30, 2012 8:53pm
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Apr 30, 2012 8:56 PM
DeadliestWarrior34;1158090 wrote:Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do?
Apr 30, 2012 8:56pm
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Apr 30, 2012 8:57 PM
This thread evolved from this.


To this.
Apr 30, 2012 8:57pm
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Apr 30, 2012 9:05 PM
2kool4skool;1158034 wrote:





WUT?!
Apr 30, 2012 9:05pm
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Apr 30, 2012 9:32 PM
Will everyone quit quoting that picture.
Apr 30, 2012 9:32pm
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Apr 30, 2012 9:37 PM
I'm very happy people keep quoting that picture, my fingers need the exercise from scrolling. lol
Apr 30, 2012 9:37pm
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Apr 30, 2012 9:42 PM
DeadliestWarrior34;1158155 wrote:Will everyone quit quoting that picture.




Apr 30, 2012 9:42pm
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Apr 30, 2012 9:44pm
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Apr 30, 2012 9:50 PM
2kool4skool;1158167 wrote:(insanely long picture)
gfy
Apr 30, 2012 9:50pm
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Apr 30, 2012 10:03 PM
This place sucks.
Apr 30, 2012 10:03pm
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Apr 30, 2012 10:07 PM
Ironman92;1158211 wrote:This place sucks.
SnotBubble'd
Apr 30, 2012 10:07pm
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Apr 30, 2012 10:08 PM
chicago510;1158221 wrote:SnotBubble'd
suicide'd
Apr 30, 2012 10:08pm
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May 1, 2012 12:15 AM
McDonald's is terrible food but a great investment. People are addicted to the sugar and salt that is obnoxiously pumped into everything there.
May 1, 2012 12:15am
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May 1, 2012 12:20 AM
sleeper;1158413 wrote:McDonald's is terrible food but a great investment. People are addicted to the sugar and salt that is obnoxiously pumped into everything there.
I was actually about to ask what you thought of the product served there.

Nice to see you aren't deluded into thinking it's a quality product. No doubt they make money though.
May 1, 2012 12:20am
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May 1, 2012 12:23 AM
sleeper;1158413 wrote:McDonald's is terrible food but a great investment. People are addicted to the sugar and salt that is obnoxiously pumped into everything there.

You mean the lack of sugar and salt as it is hardly noticeable. It was better back in the 70's and 80's when it had those flavors. Their fries went to shit when the changed the type of oil they were fried in.
May 1, 2012 12:23am
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May 1, 2012 12:27 AM
Curly J;1158419 wrote:You mean the lack of sugar and salt as it is hardly noticeable. It was better back in the 70's and 80's when it had those flavors. Their fries went to shit when the changed the type of oil they were fried in.
Lack of salt?

I can barely eat most chain restaurants' food let alone most fast food because it's so damn salty.
May 1, 2012 12:27am
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May 1, 2012 12:28 AM
I Wear Pants;1158418 wrote:I was actually about to ask what you thought of the product served there.

Nice to see you aren't deluded into thinking it's a quality product. No doubt they make money though.
I'm not to keen into the management of the store so I don't know a lot of specifics. I mostly just deal with some of the financial aspects of the store and help my business partner who actually owns and runs the place.
May 1, 2012 12:28am