sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Mar 29, 2012 12:57pm
I'll preemptively press charges with a letter to 6 million attorneys. You can have all the money in the world and lawyers will want more.Laley23;1130927 wrote:50 million.
And you would be dead. Id pay your family to not press charges.
Also, I would absolutely sell my franchise for 50 million. No questions asked.
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Mar 29, 2012 12:58pm
BORIStheCrusher;1130944 wrote:You could consider everything other than absolute necessities wasted money.
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Mar 29, 2012 1:00pm
Ask LJ. He's our OC lawyer, accountant, hunter, marvel comic book collector, meat salesman, farmer, derivatives trader, moderator, judge, dentist, analyst, historian, mathematician, professor, scientist, pope, CEO, Marine, carpenter, DBA. I'm sure I'm forgetting 1 trillion professions that LJ is an expert in.justincredible;1130931 wrote:Can a dead guy press charges? Do you even need to press charges in a murder case? Please help.
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Mar 29, 2012 1:01pm
You forgot horses. LJ knows horses.
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Mar 29, 2012 1:02pm
Nope, you pretty much hit them all :rolleyes:sleeper;1130953 wrote:Ask LJ. He's our OC accountant, hunter, farmer, moderator I'm sure I'm forgetting 1 trillion professions that LJ is an expert in.
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Mar 29, 2012 1:03pm
Oh yeah, that's right. My world championships showing horses. Forgot about those.Commander of Awesome;1130955 wrote:You forgot horses. LJ knows horses.
mcburg93
Posts: 3,167
Mar 29, 2012 1:16pm
The way its jumping I wonder if it will hit 600 by the next drawing.
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queencitybuckeye
Posts: 7,117
Mar 29, 2012 2:00pm
You could, but would that not mean that any money beyond what you need for the basics is worthless?BORIStheCrusher;1130944 wrote:You could consider everything other than absolute necessities wasted money.
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Mar 29, 2012 2:10pm
OneBuckeye
Posts: 5,888
Mar 29, 2012 2:11pm
Over/under number of tickets hitting the jackpot? 1.5 or 2.5?
DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
Mar 29, 2012 3:11pm
fifyCommander of Awesome;1130955 wrote:You forgot sheep. LJ knows sheep.
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Mar 29, 2012 3:16pm
Goats dont move as muchDeadliestWarrior34;1131094 wrote:fify
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Mar 29, 2012 3:17pm
Just bought the winning ticket
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Mar 29, 2012 3:18pm
too bad I already bought it yesterdayDeyDurkie5;1131103 wrote:Just bought the winning ticket
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Mar 29, 2012 3:23pm
Ill def be picking some up.
Standing agreement with the wife........we win the lottery...wife and I split it 50/50 and the first trip is the lawyers to get the divorce.
Standing agreement with the wife........we win the lottery...wife and I split it 50/50 and the first trip is the lawyers to get the divorce.
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mella
Posts: 647
Mar 29, 2012 3:25pm
FIFYsleeper;1130843 wrote:A smart person wouldn't eat at McDonalds.
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Mar 29, 2012 3:27pm
thavoice;1131110 wrote:Ill def be picking some up.
Standing agreement with the wife........we win the lottery...wife and I split it 50/50 and the first trip is the lawyers to get the divorce.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Mar 29, 2012 3:54pm
Jesus, just get a divorce already.thavoice;1131110 wrote:Ill def be picking some up.
Standing agreement with the wife........we win the lottery...wife and I split it 50/50 and the first trip is the lawyers to get the divorce.
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Mar 29, 2012 3:55pm
How much you think it'd cost to shit on a persons chest? I'd test people wills and see what lengths they'd go for some cash.
Laley23
Posts: 29,506
Mar 29, 2012 3:56pm
thavoice;1131110 wrote:Ill def be picking some up.
Standing agreement with the wife........we win the lottery...wife and I split it 50/50 and the first trip is the lawyers to get the divorce.
One of my favorite SP episodes ever. NSFWLJ;1131114 wrote:
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dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Mar 29, 2012 3:57pm
You work in the finance sector? Your math is horrible.sleeper;1130748 wrote:Actually you have a zero percent chance of winning anything and a 100% chance of losing at least $1.
thavoice;1131110 wrote:Ill def be picking some up.
Standing agreement with the wife........we win the lottery...wife and I split it 50/50 and the first trip is the lawyers to get the divorce.
Yeah, that's what you think. Your wife's word means shit because she is shit.
OneBuckeye
Posts: 5,888
Mar 29, 2012 4:07pm
TBone14
Posts: 6,383
Mar 29, 2012 4:17pm
I want to start a lottery. Seems like it would be better to be on the other end of it.
Everybody in my office throws in 5 bucks when it gets huge like this. I contribute...mostly as an insurance policy so these people don't get rich and I have to come back on Monday alone.
Everybody in my office throws in 5 bucks when it gets huge like this. I contribute...mostly as an insurance policy so these people don't get rich and I have to come back on Monday alone.
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Mar 29, 2012 4:40pm
Suck it bitches.... It's MINE all mine.
DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
Mar 29, 2012 5:03pm
I'd do it for about $3.50.Raw Dawgin' it;1131154 wrote:How much you think it'd cost to shit on a persons chest? I'd test people wills and see what lengths they'd go for some cash.