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Minnesota Teen Can't Bring Porn Star to Prom.

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Mar 23, 2012 9:55 AM
This kid is relentless in his hunt to get some pussy for prom night. The mom says he has special needs and she didn't know that the girl who agreed to go was a 19 yr old porn star. What is the difference between him taking her as his date and the typical high school slut that has banged half the boys in school.



http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/03/minnesota-teen-cant-bring-porn-star-to-prom/


Mar 23, 2012 9:55am
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Mar 23, 2012 10:02 AM
"Mike Stone, 18, tweeted to his prospective dates: “i have dinner hotel and ill give u a massage to.”"

No doubt he's high society.
Mar 23, 2012 10:02am
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Mar 23, 2012 10:37 AM
Let the poor kid live his dream.
Mar 23, 2012 10:37am
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Mar 23, 2012 10:38 AM
[LEFT]Mike and his date said they plan to throw their own “alternative prom” and invite the Tartan High School students to attend it instead.[/LEFT]
Gang bang? Either way, Mike wins
Mar 23, 2012 10:38am
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Mar 23, 2012 10:40 AM
THE4RINGZ;1125096 wrote:Let the poor kid live his dream.
Agreed, who gives a shit. Why is the school being a cock block.
Mar 23, 2012 10:40am
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Mar 23, 2012 10:48 AM
password;1125075 wrote:What is the difference between him taking her as his date and the typical high school slut that has banged half the boys in school.
Tax bracket?
Mar 23, 2012 10:48am
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Mar 23, 2012 10:48 AM
I hope everyone goes to his party instead.
Mar 23, 2012 10:48am
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Mar 23, 2012 12:32 PM
Kenny Powers threw his own party too and no one showed up. He had hookers but not porn stars.
Mar 23, 2012 12:32pm
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Mar 23, 2012 1:38 PM
I once took a Prom Star to a Porn and nobody gave a rat's ass.
Mar 23, 2012 1:38pm
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Mar 23, 2012 2:31 PM
fap fap fap

Mar 23, 2012 2:31pm
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Mar 23, 2012 2:36 PM
This is dumb. Unless there is a rule in place for not taking someone over 18 there should be no reason the school doesn't allow it. It's not like she's in her 30s or anything. I also doubt she was planning on showing up nude.
Mar 23, 2012 2:36pm
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Mar 23, 2012 2:48 PM
justincredible;1125301 wrote:This is dumb. Unless there is a rule in place for not taking someone over 18 there should be no reason the school doesn't allow it. It's not like she's in her 30s or anything. I also doubt she was planning on showing up nude.
Yeah. And the article says she's 19, which is one year after high-school age. Not out of the ordinary at all for a prom. Sounds like an asshole-run school that's worried people might think they're "decadent" if they let someone in the *GASP* sex industry inside their hallowed walls.
Mar 23, 2012 2:48pm
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Mar 23, 2012 2:58 PM
I just don't like people
Mar 23, 2012 2:58pm
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Mar 23, 2012 3:07 PM
I like how they can veto anything that would cause a "disruption." What a gloriously vague standard.
Mar 23, 2012 3:07pm
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Mar 23, 2012 3:13 PM
Fly4Fun;1125333 wrote:I like how they can veto anything. I wish I had that kind of power.
/Fly4Fun'd
Mar 23, 2012 3:13pm
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Mar 23, 2012 3:21 PM
justincredible;1125340 wrote:/Fly4Fun'd
Banned.
Mar 23, 2012 3:21pm
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Mar 23, 2012 4:35 PM
The major difference between him bringing the class slut vs. a porn star is that he made the mistake of twittering everybody in town. Now it will be a distraction. If he had kept his mouth shut and just showed up with the skank there would not be so much attention on them and cause for distraction (other than people wondering whether she was just some poor girl whose parents made her go to the prom with him out of pity).
Mar 23, 2012 4:35pm
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Mar 23, 2012 7:45 PM
Iliketurtles;1125110 wrote:I hope everyone goes to his party instead.
I have already sent a email offering to chaperone the party, hoping she brings all her porn star friends.
Mar 23, 2012 7:45pm
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Mar 23, 2012 8:29 PM
Mar 23, 2012 8:29pm
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Mar 24, 2012 12:44 AM
Little Danny;1125388 wrote:The major difference between him bringing the class slut vs. a porn star is that he made the mistake of twittering everybody in town. Now it will be a distraction. If he had kept his mouth shut and just showed up with the skank there would not be so much attention on them and cause for distraction (other than people wondering whether she was just some poor girl whose parents made her go to the prom with him out of pity).
this. he should have pm'd the sluts, got them to come incognito with the promise of publicity after. although, that's giving a hs kid a lot of forethought, which is kind of dumb to do
Mar 24, 2012 12:44am
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Mar 24, 2012 12:19 PM
Fly4Fun;1125348 wrote:Banned.

/jjhuddle'd
Mar 24, 2012 12:19pm
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Mar 24, 2012 12:20 PM
This girl should tend to his "special needs". It's the christian thing to do.
Mar 24, 2012 12:20pm
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Mar 24, 2012 12:41 PM
Does anyone know if this kid is the famous cousin of SnotBubbles? This could be his oppurtunity to get into the business.
Mar 24, 2012 12:41pm
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Mar 24, 2012 1:14 PM
Little Danny;1125388 wrote:The major difference between him bringing the class slut vs. a porn star is that he made the mistake of twittering everybody in town. Now it will be a distraction. If he had kept his mouth shut and just showed up with the skank there would not be so much attention on them and cause for distraction (other than people wondering whether she was just some poor girl whose parents made her go to the prom with him out of pity).
derek bomar;1126001 wrote:this. he should have pm'd the sluts, got them to come incognito with the promise of publicity after. although, that's giving a hs kid a lot of forethought, which is kind of dumb to do
That's bullshit. Had the kid sent twitter messages to Taylor Swift, or any other teenage music star, it would have also been a distraction. But I'm sure the school wouldn't have stepped in if one of them agreed to go. The bottom line is the school doesn't want the "bad publicity" of having a porn star at their school function.

I hope nobody goes to the school's prom and goes to this kid's party instead.

Fuck that school...bunch of prude douchebags.
Mar 24, 2012 1:14pm
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Mar 24, 2012 1:26 PM
sherm03;1126120 wrote:That's bull****. Had the kid sent twitter messages to Taylor Swift, or any other teenage music star, it would have also been a distraction. But I'm sure the school wouldn't have stepped in if one of them agreed to go. The bottom line is the school doesn't want the "bad publicity" of having a porn star at their school function.

I hope nobody goes to the school's prom and goes to this kid's party instead.

**** that school...bunch of prude douchebags.
Now that I think about it you have a report. I remember Kob Bryant went to Brandy's prom and nobody said anything. Of course, everyone knew he was going to touch bottom that night.
Mar 24, 2012 1:26pm