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Mar 24, 2012 1:42 PM
Little Danny;1126132 wrote:Now that I think about it you have a report. I remember Kob Bryant went to Brandy's prom and nobody said anything. Of course, everyone knew he was going to touch bottom that night.
Exactly. Every year there's news stories of some kid getting a celebrity to go to prom with them. Those schools don't mind the "distraction." This was only denied because she was a porn star. And it's not like they were going to be fucking on the prom dance floor.

It's just a pussy excuse from the school. Saying that they won't allow it because "it will be a distraction" is just their way of saying, "we don't want to be associated with someone who fucks on camera."
Mar 24, 2012 1:42pm
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Mar 24, 2012 1:47 PM
I think it is funny that the kid emailed over 600 porn stars to go to the prom. You have to watch a shitload of porn to come up with a list of 600 women who do porn, maybe his mom should supervise his computer activity a little more or did dad help him with the list.
Mar 24, 2012 1:47pm
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Mar 24, 2012 1:59 PM
Does the kid know the Kama Sutra and water plants at Lowe's?..........Oh wait wrong thread.
Mar 24, 2012 1:59pm
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Mar 24, 2012 2:16 PM
password;1126158 wrote:I think it is funny that the kid emailed over 600 porn stars to go to the prom. You have to watch a shitload of porn to come up with a list of 600 women who do porn, maybe his mom should supervise his computer activity a little more or did dad help him with the list.
Or you could just go to a site like freeones that has a list of just about every porn star (including links to their Twitter account) and have the whole thing done within about an hour or so.
Mar 24, 2012 2:16pm
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Mar 24, 2012 2:53 PM
sherm03;1126199 wrote:Or you could just go to a site like freeones that has a list of just about every porn star (including links to their Twitter account) and have the whole thing done within about an hour or so.
I am glad to see that the kid was not the only one who has emailed hundreds of porn stars looking for a date.
Mar 24, 2012 2:53pm
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Mar 24, 2012 3:12 PM
password;1126238 wrote:I am glad to see that the kid was not the only one who has emailed hundreds of porn stars looking for a date.
Never emailed any porn stars. But I have watched porn before. No sense just blindly googling chicks. It's easier when someone else already has them listed and I can just pick and choose who to beat off to.
Mar 24, 2012 3:12pm
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Mar 24, 2012 3:46 PM
We should email porn stars to the next OC gathering.
Mar 24, 2012 3:46pm
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Mar 24, 2012 3:51 PM
pnhasbeen;1126273 wrote:We should email porn stars to the next OC gathering.

YES
Mar 24, 2012 3:51pm
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Mar 24, 2012 3:58 PM
I'd actually show up to a gathering if porn stars were going to be there.
Mar 24, 2012 3:58pm
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Mar 24, 2012 3:58 PM
justincredible;1126276 wrote:YES

Uhm, you're not coming.
Mar 24, 2012 3:58pm
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Mar 24, 2012 4:00 PM
pnhasbeen;1126278 wrote:Uhm, you're not coming.

Yes I am. Prematurely.
Mar 24, 2012 4:00pm
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Mar 24, 2012 4:12 PM
justincredible;1126279 wrote:Yes I am. Prematurely.

Yeah. That's a great way to get porn stars to come. "We'll jizz on the couch before your ever get naked!" These bitches are professionals. We need to be prepared.
Mar 24, 2012 4:12pm
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Mar 24, 2012 4:40 PM
pnhasbeen;1126284 wrote:Yeah. That's a great way to get porn stars to come. "We'll jizz on the couch before your ever get naked!" These bitches are professionals. We need to be prepared.

Strap ons?
Mar 24, 2012 4:40pm
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Mar 24, 2012 5:04 PM
I know of some guys who had a golf outing and used the money they raised to buy a shitload of beer and hire strippers to ride around. Apparently sex on the course ensued.

Maybe there would be more interest in a golf outing if we followed that plan.
Mar 24, 2012 5:04pm
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Mar 24, 2012 6:12 PM
I didn't even know that their were 600 porn chicks currently working.

The economy may suck, but apparently not in the porn biz.
Mar 24, 2012 6:12pm
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Mar 24, 2012 8:27 PM
sherm03;1126257 wrote:Never emailed any porn stars. But I have watched porn before. No sense just blindly googling chicks. It's easier when someone else already has them listed and I can just pick and choose who to beat off to.
Spoken like a honest man. I would give you reps, but it just wouldn't seem right to rep someone because they brag about beating off to porn.
Mar 24, 2012 8:27pm
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Mar 25, 2012 3:42 PM
password;1126660 wrote:Spoken like a honest man. I would give you reps, but it just wouldn't seem right to rep someone because they brag about beating off to porn.
Bragging? Interesting...
Mar 25, 2012 3:42pm
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Mar 25, 2012 4:04 PM
Heretic;1126277 wrote:I'd actually show up to a gathering if porn stars were going to be there.
yeah, bigger crowd than the golf gathering...lulz
Mar 25, 2012 4:04pm
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Mar 25, 2012 4:21 PM
sherm03;1126156 wrote:


It's just a pussy excuse from the school."
/thread
Mar 25, 2012 4:21pm