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The zombie apocalypse is upon us: do you try to survive or just end it quickly?

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Mar 18, 2012 11:36 PM
Inspired by The Walking Dead. What would you do if you woke up one morning that the zombie apocalypse was here? I'd definitely choose to survive.
Mar 18, 2012 11:36pm
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Mar 18, 2012 11:37 PM
Go out fighting but ultimately why would you want to live in a post-apocalyptic world? That would suck so much...

No electricity, limited resources, etc...
Mar 18, 2012 11:37pm
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Mar 18, 2012 11:39 PM
I would find the hottest girl I could, I'd get as much pot as possible, and I'd get as much food/weapons as possible..and I would hunker down for life.

Weed to help me sleep, cocaine to help me kill zombies.
Mar 18, 2012 11:39pm
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Mar 18, 2012 11:59 PM
Y-Town Steelhound;1120805 wrote:Go out fighting but ultimately why would you want to live in a post-apocalyptic world? That would suck so much...

No electricity, limited resources, etc...
No OC is no world to live in...
Mar 18, 2012 11:59pm
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Mar 19, 2012 1:08 AM
Definitely survive. A gun, a blade, and some Jack Daniels.

I'd also ride a motorcycle with a black leather jacket and speak with a heavy Austrian accent.
Mar 19, 2012 1:08am
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Mar 19, 2012 1:17 AM
I'd slay pussy then kill zombies
Mar 19, 2012 1:17am
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I Wear Pants

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Mar 19, 2012 1:22 AM
Survive, no question about that. Zombie Survival Guide style.
Mar 19, 2012 1:22am
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Mar 19, 2012 1:45 AM




The party will be at the zombie-proof house.
Mar 19, 2012 1:45am
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gut

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Mar 19, 2012 2:34 AM
^^^that place is bad ass.

There's some new bunker-building show on Discovery or something like that. Guy built like a 1400sqft bunker (3 modules). Could actually be comfortable living - not like the above, but comfortable. But that might be the only flaw with the above in that it's not hidden underground. Assuming the army goes full-Darwin, they have the firepower to come and take whatever you have, or otherwise level your compound.

If you're prepared with a nice bunker, a generator for power, and supplies for a few years...I could catch-up on my DVD's :) But what did someone else say in the other thread? Go find a nice island somewhere with land & good soil to grow food.

But realistically if you're alone with no family and scrapping just to find food, much less trying to avoid zombies...But I like to think the hope of finding a community of survivors holed-up in a fortified compound would keep me going.
Mar 19, 2012 2:34am
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gut

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Mar 19, 2012 2:36 AM
And, of course, for those runs to the grocery store:
Mar 19, 2012 2:36am
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gut

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Mar 19, 2012 2:41 AM
DeyDurkie5;1120806 wrote:I would find the hottest girl I could, I'd get as much pot as possible, and I'd get as much food/weapons as possible..and I would hunker down for life.
ALMOST a good plan....Except you've got a fortified shelter and supplies to last a lifetime - so why pick just 1 girl? With a DUTY to begin repopulating the world you'd have to round-up at least a dozen hotties. Of course, once their menstruation cycles eventually sync up you'd probably decide to take your chances with the zombies!
Mar 19, 2012 2:41am
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Mar 19, 2012 2:45 AM
gut;1121031 wrote:And, of course, for those runs to the grocery store:
If heading to the really scary places like Massillon or Youngstown, I'd even consider a Marauder.

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Mar 19, 2012 2:45am
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mella

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Mar 19, 2012 8:49 AM
Survive. I hope it is slow zombies. I can't stand the fast ones that can sprint those really bug me.
Mar 19, 2012 8:49am
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Mar 19, 2012 8:57 AM
justincredible;1120801 wrote: I'd definitely choose to survive.
Punch-a-size zombie faces to pass the time?
Mar 19, 2012 8:57am
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Mar 19, 2012 9:08 AM
I'd like to think that I would try to survive. But truth is, I have no weapons outside of a pocket knife, some kitchen knives, and a BB gun. So unless I could loot a store and get my hands on something, I'm just zombie bait anyways. Pretty hard to stay alive with no weapons.
Mar 19, 2012 9:08am
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Mar 19, 2012 9:34 AM
sherm03;1121082 wrote:I'd like to think that I would try to survive. But truth is, I have no weapons outside of a pocket knife, some kitchen knives, and a BB gun. So unless I could loot a store and get my hands on something, I'm just zombie bait anyways. Pretty hard to stay alive with no weapons.
No weapons? You have the ultimate zombie killing weapon. Your stand up routine.
Mar 19, 2012 9:34am
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Mar 19, 2012 9:40 AM
I would shoot myself in the face
Mar 19, 2012 9:40am
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Mar 19, 2012 9:59 AM
While I would like to think I would be a zombie killing fool, more than like I would become just another member of the herd! lol

I have 2 Remington 12 guage pump shotguns and plenty of shells. Mostly 4 and 5 shot 3 inch magnums, which in close range would be deadly on a zombie melon! I have a Glock .40 semi auto with plenty of ammo and I also have a Howa .308 topped with a burris scope for those reach out and touch me moments. An axe and hatchet, plus a machete I use when camping and several aluminum ball bats. Bring it on! lol
Mar 19, 2012 9:59am
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Mar 19, 2012 10:09 AM
justincredible;1120801 wrote: What would you do if you woke up one morning that the zombie apocalypse was here?
Zombies aren't real, so this would never happen.

Hope this helps.
Mar 19, 2012 10:09am
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Mar 19, 2012 10:36 AM
Probably disassemble our two greenhouses, load them and all of the seed/supplies onto the trucks, drive 15min north to the lake, steal some boats and load them into that, and head to Pelee Island.
Mar 19, 2012 10:36am
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Mar 19, 2012 10:51 AM
sjmvsfscs08;1121118 wrote:Probably disassemble our two greenhouses, load them and all of the seed/supplies onto the trucks, drive 15min north to the lake, steal some boats and load them into that, and head to Pelee Island.
I'm pretty sure zombies can swim
Mar 19, 2012 10:51am
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enigmaax

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Mar 19, 2012 11:09 AM
I'd probably bang a couple zombie chics. Then, whatever. And I'd always double tap.
Mar 19, 2012 11:09am
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Mar 19, 2012 11:18 AM
enigmaax;1121134 wrote:I'd probably bang a couple zombie chics. Then, whatever. And I'd always double wrap.
Fixed. Zombie herpes cannot look good.
Mar 19, 2012 11:18am
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sjmvsfscs08

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Mar 19, 2012 11:45 AM
FatHobbit;1121126 wrote:I'm pretty sure zombies can swim
NO THEY CAN'T!!!!!!
Mar 19, 2012 11:45am
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Mar 19, 2012 12:12 PM
I'd survive. Or at least try to. Being a stoner whose attention can really wander at times might not be overly helpful to my long-term plans to live.
Mar 19, 2012 12:12pm