Steel Valley Football;1115924 wrote:Me no be mad. Just calling out the sick bastard who makes comments like that about Jesus.

justincredible;1115934 wrote:What makes this Jesus fella so special?

Steel Valley Football;1115924 wrote:Me no be mad. Just calling out the sick bastard who makes comments like that about Jesus.

Steel Valley Football;1115842 wrote:What would possess me to even think of this, let alone post this.

Let's get some answers.

LJ;1115936 wrote:Maybe he is Jewish?

Go have a smoke and eat 6 dinners and calm down would ya?

justincredible;1115934 wrote:What makes this Jesus fella so special?

LJ;1115936 wrote:Maybe he is Jewish?

Go have a smoke and eat 6 dinners and calm down would ya?

justincredible;1115934 wrote:What makes this Jesus fella so special?

said_aouita;1115945 wrote:That so many Westerners believe in Christianity and that Jesus was something more then just a spiritual human being.

pnhasbeen;1115942 wrote:He grew the best weed in the east.

Steel Valley Football;1115943 wrote:Six dinners huh wat? Make sense next post, please.

Steel Valley Football;1052975 wrote:So I'm in Texas as a guest for my wife's work conference and we are at the formal dinner last night. Several hundred people and it's a really laid-out spread, top-shelf drinks, etc.

Seated for dinner, there are eight people at the ten-seat round table and the empty seats are on either side of us. The staff starts bringing out the main course and I see that it's filet and crab cakes with potates and vegtables. I'm starving and ready to throw that shit down when I see the servers put a plate where the two empty seats are. My eyes light up cuz I know I'm getting at least one of those, but wait...

My brilliant wife says "oh those seats are empty" and they pick both plates up. WTF? Are you kidding me???

I'm convinced women have no common sense. I mean, you don't care if the oil in your car has ten thousand miles on it....but you're worried about whether or not some little mexican girl gives us extra food on the Marriott's dime.

That was bonehead move of the year and it's only January. Jesus H. Christ, woman.

pnhasbeen;1115942 wrote:He grew the best weed in the east.

pnhasbeen;1115947 wrote:That's wrong.

said_aouita;1115956 wrote:No, it really isn't.

said_aouita;1115945 wrote:That so many Westerners believe in Christianity and that Jesus was something more then just a spiritual human being.

justincredible;1115958 wrote:But if you aren't a Christian then Jesus is just some guy.

justincredible;1115958 wrote:But if you aren't a Christian then Jesus is just some guy.

justincredible;1115958 wrote:But if you aren't a Christian then Jesus is just some guy.

said_aouita;1115963 wrote:He wasn't just some guy. He was a very spiritual human being who led others. Unfortunately some of those "others" decided to tell fibs and make Jesus out to be more then he really was.

"Hey, let's write some fictional book many years later after Jesus died! Ignorant Westerners will actually believe it!"

BAMABUCK;1115846 wrote:Maybe you are thanking him for dying for your sins?

Mooney44Cards;1116018 wrote:Please explain what the bolded part means. Logically, not in some religious mumbo jumbo language.

Heretic;1116022 wrote:1. As the proud owner of a time machine, Jebus travels back-and-forth through different eras to watch people. Kind of like a stalker with super powers.

2. Whilst jaunting through time, Jebus sees you sinning. Possibly because of that time you stroked your pole after looking through a J.C. Penney's catalog.

3. As any good, upstanding citizen would do, he then died for your sins.

MORAL: If you kept your hands off your dick, Jebus would still be alive.

Mooney44Cards;1116026 wrote:So wait, the show Quantum Leap was actually about JESUS?! I guess I AM a believer then, that show was awesome! Dean Stockwell as "Al" was great.

Steel Valley Football;1115842 wrote: Dreaming of nailing Jesus to the cross helps me sleep better at night.

What would possess me to even think of this, let alone post this.

Let's get some answers.

Mooney44Cards;1116018 wrote:Please explain what the bolded part means. Logically, not in some religious mumbo jumbo language.