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DeyDurkie5

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Mar 13, 2012 3:09 PM
Delicious?

Gay Fruit?

Go Fuck Yourself Durk?
Mar 13, 2012 3:09pm
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McFly1955

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Mar 13, 2012 3:11 PM
Delicious gay fruit.

I'm a fan.
Mar 13, 2012 3:11pm
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Raw Dawgin' it

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Mar 13, 2012 3:12 PM
Moe: Ahhhh, we're gonna die, and I never tasted cantaloupe.
Krusty: Eh, you ain't missin' much. Honeydew's the money melon!
Mar 13, 2012 3:12pm
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Heretic

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Mar 13, 2012 3:12 PM
I could go for some of that delicious gay fruit right fucking now!
Mar 13, 2012 3:12pm
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robj55

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Mar 13, 2012 3:13 PM
shit's good
Mar 13, 2012 3:13pm
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MontyBrunswick

Mar 13, 2012 3:17 PM
it's below average
Mar 13, 2012 3:17pm
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mcburg93

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Mar 13, 2012 3:39 PM
Go Fuck Yourself Durk
Mar 13, 2012 3:39pm
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gerb131

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Mar 13, 2012 6:22 PM
The shit with a pinch of salt.
Mar 13, 2012 6:22pm
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gorocks99

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Mar 13, 2012 6:24 PM
The shit with a bit of prosciutto
Mar 13, 2012 6:24pm
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gerb131

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Mar 13, 2012 6:27 PM
gorocks99;1115212 wrote:The shit with a bit of prosciutto
That too. I get weird looks when I eat it that way. I think my Grandfather actually hit me once.
Mar 13, 2012 6:27pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Mar 13, 2012 6:29 PM
Melon and Proscut is very delicious.
Mar 13, 2012 6:29pm
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Mar 13, 2012 6:36 PM
I love cantaloupe with salt and pepper. Also, go fuck yourself Durk.
Mar 13, 2012 6:36pm
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Fab1b

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Mar 13, 2012 6:40 PM
Like
Mar 13, 2012 6:40pm
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Skyhook79

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Mar 13, 2012 6:43 PM
4. Goes good with watching your friend take a shot down his butt hole.
Mar 13, 2012 6:43pm
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1_beast

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Mar 13, 2012 6:52 PM
i don't heat it up in a skillet...go fuck yourself durk
Mar 13, 2012 6:52pm
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gut

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Mar 13, 2012 6:59 PM
Occasionally I slip and call it "musk melon" and my big city friends all laugh at me.
Mar 13, 2012 6:59pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Mar 13, 2012 7:01 PM
Skyhook79;1115240 wrote:4. Goes good with watching your friend take a shot down his butt hole.

Lol'd. But fuck you, skyhook.
Mar 13, 2012 7:01pm
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Mar 13, 2012 7:14 PM
1_beast;1115249 wrote:i don't heat it up in a skillet...go fuck yourself durk
But I will eat it cold. gorocks is right. Love it with prosciutto.
Mar 13, 2012 7:14pm
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Mar 13, 2012 7:19 PM
ernest_t_bass;1115259 wrote:Lol'd. But fuck you, skyhook.
I was going to look you up at the basketball game but forget it now.
Mar 13, 2012 7:19pm
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DeyDurkie5

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Mar 13, 2012 7:20 PM
justincredible;1115229 wrote:Also, go fuck yourself Durk.
aww man
Mar 13, 2012 7:20pm
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Fab1b

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Mar 13, 2012 7:20 PM
Skyhook79;1115274 wrote:I was going to look you up at the basketball game but forget it now.
He may want to meet you in the men's room in the stall with the glory hole! Worth a shot!
Mar 13, 2012 7:20pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Mar 13, 2012 7:21 PM
Skyhook79;1115274 wrote:I was going to look you up at the basketball game but forget it now.

Too late. It was Friday.
Mar 13, 2012 7:21pm
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Mar 13, 2012 7:23 PM
ernest_t_bass;1115281 wrote:Too late. It was Friday.
I know, I didn't look you for you because I knew you would act like this. Although I think I saw you.
Mar 13, 2012 7:23pm
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Steel Valley Football

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Mar 13, 2012 8:39 PM
It's horrible. It ruins an entire fruit salad by making everything taste like cantaloupe. Plus it smells like ass when it ripens; before it's cut, I mean.
Mar 13, 2012 8:39pm
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Mar 13, 2012 9:09 PM
Thumbs down!!
Mar 13, 2012 9:09pm