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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Feb 14, 2012 8:00 PM
A man should at least get laid on his birthday, anniversary, and valentines day. Any lucky winners today. Mine will come when the kids are in bed.
Feb 14, 2012 8:00pm
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jmog

Senior Member

6,567 posts
Feb 14, 2012 8:17 PM
If you are married or in a serious relationship and have to look forward to getting laid 3 times a year, that is sad. I'm upset if it isn't at least 3 times a week and we've been married 12 years.
Feb 14, 2012 8:17pm
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brutus161

The Navy Guy

1,686 posts
Feb 14, 2012 8:18 PM
ernest_t_bass;1086070 wrote:A man should at least get laid on his birthday, anniversary, and valentines day. Any lucky winners today. Mine will come when the kids are in bed.
So, you're checking in prematurely? Sounds like your sex life.
Feb 14, 2012 8:18pm
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j_crazy

7 gram rocks. how i roll.

8,372 posts
Feb 14, 2012 8:19 PM
No for me. Work till tomorrow @ 6am. Flying back to la after that.
Feb 14, 2012 8:19pm
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Iliketurtles

Senior Member

8,191 posts
Feb 14, 2012 8:23 PM
jmog;1086081 wrote:If you are married or in a serious relationship and have to look forward to getting laid 3 times a year, that is sad. I'm upset if it isn't at least 3 times a week and we've been married 12 years.
This lol. I went to sleep early yesterday(9pm) and my fiance woke up around midnight to have sex. We normally have sex at least 5 times a week.

But no sex yet for me today it will probably happen later when we go to sleep.
Feb 14, 2012 8:23pm
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Thinthickbigred

Senior Member

4,148 posts
Feb 14, 2012 8:26 PM
Iliketurtles;1086089 wrote:This lol. I went to sleep early yesterday(9pm) and my fiance woke up around midnight to have sex. We normally have sex at least 5 times a week.

But no sex yet for me today it will probably happen later when we go to sleep.
so how is that soft shell?
Feb 14, 2012 8:26pm
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Pick6

A USA American

14,946 posts
Feb 14, 2012 8:28 PM
no significant other..so no plans to get laid. Am drinking later however, so chances are I'll snag some single chick feeling desperate for the night.
Feb 14, 2012 8:28pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Feb 14, 2012 8:29 PM
jmog;1086081 wrote:If you are married or in a serious relationship and have to look forward to getting laid 3 times a year, that is sad. I'm upset if it isn't at least 3 times a week and we've been married 12 years.

Lol. I said "at least." This is a check in thread for TODAY, not your whole fucking life.
Feb 14, 2012 8:29pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Feb 14, 2012 8:30 PM
ccrunner609;1086094 wrote:Its kinda gross to think that ILT has sex that much. BTW, I got a nooner today and she nutted 2 times.

No school?
Feb 14, 2012 8:30pm
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gport_tennis

Senior Member

1,796 posts
Feb 14, 2012 9:32 PM
ccrunner609;1086094 wrote:Its kinda gross to think that ILT has sex that much. BTW, I got a nooner today and she nutted 2 times.

Lol you had sex with a tranny
Feb 14, 2012 9:32pm
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Pick6

A USA American

14,946 posts
Feb 14, 2012 9:35 PM
ccrunner609;1086094 wrote:Its kinda gross to think that ILT has sex that much. BTW, I got a nooner today and she nutted 2 times.
pretty sure there was school today. noon is about lunch time.. you arent helping yourself rid the pedophile tag.
Feb 14, 2012 9:35pm
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dwccrew

Not Banned

7,817 posts
Feb 14, 2012 9:54 PM
ernest_t_bass;1086070 wrote: Mine will come when the kids are in bed.
Strange, CC says the same thing about coming when kids are in bed.
Pick6;1086095 wrote:no significant other..so no plans to get laid. Am drinking later however, so chances are I'll snag some single chick feeling desperate for the night.
Awwww, she'll be feeling shamed in the morning. :)
Feb 14, 2012 9:54pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Feb 14, 2012 10:05 PM
And... Done.
Feb 14, 2012 10:05pm
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karen lotz

TuTu Train

22,284 posts
Feb 14, 2012 10:05 PM
ernest_t_bass;1086070 wrote:Mine will come when the kids are in bed.


Have you been spending a lot time with ccrunner?




ah shit. dwccrew beat me to it.
Feb 14, 2012 10:05pm
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chicago510

Original Chatterer

5,728 posts
Feb 14, 2012 10:05 PM
ccrunner609;1086094 wrote:Its kinda gross to think that ILT has sex that much. BTW, I got a nooner today and she nutted 2 times.
She nutted? You truly are fucking sick.
Feb 14, 2012 10:05pm
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dwccrew

Not Banned

7,817 posts
Feb 14, 2012 10:08 PM
dwccrew;1086214 wrote:Strange, CC says the same thing about coming when kids are in bed.

karen lotz;1086235 wrote:Have you been spending a lot time with ccrunner?




ah ****. dwccrew beat me to it.
LOL, it's like that AT&T commercial.....so 11 minutes ago. Reps anyhow for great minds thinking alike.
Feb 14, 2012 10:08pm
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chicago510

Original Chatterer

5,728 posts
Feb 14, 2012 10:10 PM
ccrunner609;1086243 wrote:its just a way to say she got off.....2 times. I know its a hard concept for you to imagine since you probably have never got a girl to do it once. My personal record is 3.
My girl doesn't have nuts like yours apparently does, so when she has an orgasm I do not refer to it as "nutted".
Feb 14, 2012 10:10pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Feb 14, 2012 10:10 PM
ccrunner609;1086240 wrote:and I bet she is still her the room with her vibrator trying to finish the job.

Dynamite drop in, Alex.
Feb 14, 2012 10:10pm
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dwccrew

Not Banned

7,817 posts
Feb 14, 2012 10:10 PM
ccrunner609;1086243 wrote:its just a way to say she got off.....2 times. I know its a hard concept for you to imagine since you probably have never got a girl to do it once. My personal record is 3.
Bullshit, she just kept faking it hoping you would finally get the hint and stop. She must not have known you have the IQ of a gym teacher.
Feb 14, 2012 10:10pm
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karen lotz

TuTu Train

22,284 posts
Feb 14, 2012 10:10 PM
dwccrew;1086244 wrote:LOL, it's like that AT&T commercial.....so 11 minutes ago. Reps anyhow for great minds thinking alike.

haha I have to find some other posts worthy of reps before I can rep yours. Might take a while.
Feb 14, 2012 10:10pm
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dwccrew

Not Banned

7,817 posts
Feb 14, 2012 10:16 PM
ccrunner609;1086255 wrote:I dont know if it was because she looks up and sees my ripped abs, nice pecs, the good rhythm or my big **** that does it.
Why would your big nose have anything to do with her getting off?
Feb 14, 2012 10:16pm
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Curly J

Self Pwner in Training.

7,282 posts
Feb 14, 2012 10:36 PM
ccrunner609;1086243 wrote:its just a way to say she got off.....2 times. I know its a hard concept for you to imagine since you probably have never got a girl to do it once. My personal record is 3.
3 !!! You da man !!!
Feb 14, 2012 10:36pm
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Commander of Awesome

Senior Pwner

23,151 posts
Feb 14, 2012 10:40 PM
ccrunner609;1086094 wrote:Its kinda gross to think that ILT has sex that much. BTW, I got a nooner today and she nutted 2 times.
How the fuck is this clown back to positive reps? Who the hell is repping him? Mods?
Feb 14, 2012 10:40pm
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derek bomar

Senior Member

3,722 posts
Feb 14, 2012 10:40 PM
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Feb 14, 2012 10:40pm
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Commander of Awesome

Senior Pwner

23,151 posts
Feb 14, 2012 10:41 PM
Not funny, nice fail derek.
Feb 14, 2012 10:41pm