http://theslingshot.com/f/4825-15-reasons-women-fake-orgasms?wid=48&cid=84&awid=73&wwid=76ccrunner609;1086243 wrote:its just a way to say she got off.....2 times. I know its a hard concept for you to imagine since you probably have never got a girl to do it once. My personal record is 3.
cc's ass is apparently bored-out pretty good if he can take it long enough for his "partner" to nut 3 times.Laley23;1086618 wrote:Lol at CC. How the fuck can your wife "nut" if she is indeed a woman? I dont think you understand what the term "nutted" means.
SnotBubbles;1086702 wrote:Not only did CCRunner's wife nut, she also had an erection lasting longer than 4 hours and sought medical attention.
Turning off the TVernest_t_bass;1086431 wrote:Foreplay? What's that?
We learned how you treat a priapism (read: 4 hr erection) this week in clinic. Lets just say all men should hope to bloody hell they never get one.SnotBubbles;1086702 wrote:Not only did CCRunner's wife nut, she also had an erection lasting longer than 4 hours and sought medical attention.
chicago510;1088091 wrote:We learned how you treat a priapism (read: 4 hr erection) this week in clinic. Lets just say all men should hope to bloody hell they never get one.
Lets just say it involves multiple long needles.
Yup drain the erectile tissue and inject it with blood vessel constrictor.THE4RINGZ;1088138 wrote:So you drain the blood from the effected member?
chicago510;1088184 wrote:Yup drain the erectile tissue and inject it with blood vessel constrictor.
If that doesn't work (about 50-50) you have to cut into the head and install a shunt. :thumbdown:
dont scare me like that brochicago510;1088184 wrote:Yup drain the erectile tissue and inject it with blood vessel constrictor.
If that doesn't work (about 50-50) you have to cut into the head and install a shunt. :thumbdown:
Sorry but no. I succeeded in the birthday sex and she came(not nutted) 5 times. I had to change my sheets just to go to bed tonight. Not only that but she offered to leave too. I call that a win win.ccrunner609;1088087 wrote:I call bullshit
Fair. But we all need verification that you're not fucking little boys.ccrunner609;1089052 wrote:5?? I need verification on that.
sherm03;1089057 wrote:Fair. But we all need verification that you're not fucking little boys.
Awesome! Approval from someone on a message board!ernest_t_bass;1089063 wrote:Hey, you finally made me laugh! Good job, comedian!
sherm03;1089070 wrote:Awesome! Approval from someone on a message board!
Nothing like a good backhanded compliment to kick off the weekend.ernest_t_bass;1089080 wrote:You may now carry on with the rest of your day.
Well that is why you pay a prostitute, to leave. You're not special. And I don't think she came 5 times, that is just vaginal discharge from Herpes. Get tested, bro.bwcomet89;1088553 wrote:Sorry but no. I succeeded in the birthday sex and she came(not nutted) 5 times. I had to change my sheets just to go to bed tonight. Not only that but she offered to leave too. I call that a win win.
PIIHBPick6;1089239 wrote:I like my chances tonight. Going out with some chick who has been bugging me to hang out the past few weeks.
Beware the crazy stalker. If you bang her, she may not leave you alone. Good luck.Pick6;1089239 wrote:I like my chances tonight. Going out with some chick who has been bugging me to hang out the past few weeks.
