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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Feb 14, 2012 10:43 PM
ccrunner609;1086255 wrote:I dont know if it was because she looks up and sees my ripped abs, nice pecs, the good rhythm or my big dick that does it.

You are so fucking retarded.
Feb 14, 2012 10:43pm
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Commander of Awesome

Senior Pwner

23,151 posts
Feb 14, 2012 10:45 PM
ernest_t_bass;1086327 wrote:You are so fucking retarded.
sigh, god help me....+1
Feb 14, 2012 10:45pm
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sherm03

I go balls deep.

7,349 posts
Feb 14, 2012 10:49 PM
ccrunner609;1086255 wrote:I dont know if it was because she looks up and sees my ripped abs, nice pecs, the good rhythm or my big dick that does it.
Your dick only SEEMS big. When you only fuck children, you have to keep in mind that they aren't full grown people yet.

Perspective...pedo.
Feb 14, 2012 10:49pm
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THE4RINGZ

R.I.P Thread Bomber

16,816 posts
Feb 14, 2012 11:32 PM
Wife is taking a bath, after that....her real Valentine's Day gift.
Feb 14, 2012 11:32pm
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LJ

Senior Member

16,351 posts
Feb 14, 2012 11:36 PM
ccrunner609;1086243 wrote:its just a way to say she got off.....2 times. I know its a hard concept for you to imagine since you probably have never got a girl to do it once. My personal record is 3.

3? Rofl
Feb 14, 2012 11:36pm
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THE4RINGZ

R.I.P Thread Bomber

16,816 posts
Feb 14, 2012 11:40 PM
LJ;1086377 wrote:3? Rofl

If my wife doesn't cross the finish line during foreplay it isn't going any further.
Feb 14, 2012 11:40pm
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The Equalizer

Dark Lord of the Ville

1,003 posts
Feb 15, 2012 12:14 AM
I like how pedorunner didn't answer the part about it being a school day.
Feb 15, 2012 12:14am
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Pick6

A USA American

14,946 posts
Feb 15, 2012 12:18 AM
yeah.. i didnt get laid. this valentine's day can go fuck itself...


still got rosey palmer + her sisters though!
Feb 15, 2012 12:18am
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derek bomar

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3,722 posts
Feb 15, 2012 5:45 AM
Commander of Awesome;1086324 wrote:Not funny, nice fail derek.
You're a super cool dude.
Feb 15, 2012 5:45am
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said_aouita

Banned

8,532 posts
Feb 15, 2012 6:23 AM
ernest_t_bass;1086070 wrote:Mine will come when the kids are in bed.
Sounds like something 609 would say.
Feb 15, 2012 6:23am
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said_aouita

Banned

8,532 posts
Feb 15, 2012 6:26 AM
ccrunner609;1086243 wrote:My personal record is 3.
That's pathetic. As a distance runner, I'd expect you do be better.
Tell your wife to text me if she wants to (at least) double that number.
Feb 15, 2012 6:26am
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Crimson streak

Senior Member

9,002 posts
Feb 15, 2012 6:41 AM
I got nothing. Had to work last night kind of sucks. I'm about to be at home and I'm gonna wake her ass up haha
Feb 15, 2012 6:41am
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Feb 15, 2012 6:53 AM
THE4RINGZ;1086379 wrote:If my wife doesn't cross the finish line during foreplay it isn't going any further.

Foreplay? What's that?
Feb 15, 2012 6:53am
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Belly35

Elderly Intellectual

9,716 posts
Feb 15, 2012 7:00 AM
Sorry guys but if you have to look for special events to get laid you're doing something wrong. Three time a week is almost a standard in my wife and I relationship after 41 years. I assume that why some of you are in Bowling or Golf leagues no sex so you play with your balls. :laugh:
Feb 15, 2012 7:00am
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Feb 15, 2012 8:36 AM
Belly35;1086432 wrote:Sorry guys but if you have to look for special events to get laid you're doing something wrong. Three time a week is almost a standard in my wife and I relationship after 41 years. I assume that why some of you are in Bowling or Golf leagues no sex so you play with your balls. :laugh:
ernest_t_bass;1086097 wrote:Lol. I said "at least." This is a check in thread for TODAY, not your whole fucking life.
STFU old man!
Feb 15, 2012 8:36am
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GoChiefs

Resident Maniac

16,754 posts
Feb 15, 2012 8:56 AM
Belly35;1086432 wrote:Sorry guys but if you have to look for special events to get laid you're doing something wrong. Three time a week is almost a standard in my wife and I relationship after 41 years. I assume that why some of you are in Bowling or Golf leagues no sex so you play with your balls. :laugh:
Guess it's a good thing Viagra was invented?
Feb 15, 2012 8:56am
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Belly35

Elderly Intellectual

9,716 posts
Feb 15, 2012 10:12 AM
GoChiefs;1086488 wrote:Guess it's a good thing Viagra was invented?
I guess! I wouldn't know :) If it doesn't come in the Kama Sutra kit we don't use it...:laugh:
Feb 15, 2012 10:12am
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LJ

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16,351 posts
Feb 15, 2012 10:14 AM
Do you leave the eyepatch on Belly?
Feb 15, 2012 10:14am
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thavoice

Senior Member

14,376 posts
Feb 15, 2012 10:24 AM
Nope.

Wife insists married couples dont have sex.
Feb 15, 2012 10:24am
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Belly35

Elderly Intellectual

9,716 posts
Feb 15, 2012 10:30 AM
LJ;1086551 wrote:Do you leave the eyepatch on Belly?
Over the years I have found that all the women prefer the mystique of the man with the patch.</SPAN>
Feb 15, 2012 10:30am
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vball10set

paying it forward

24,795 posts
Feb 15, 2012 10:41 AM
"I got laid by MY guy, ccrunner"

signed,
Rosie Palm

Feb 15, 2012 10:41am
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krambman

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3,606 posts
Feb 15, 2012 11:08 AM
ccrunner609;1086094 wrote:Its kinda gross to think that ILT has sex that much. BTW, I got a nooner today and she nutted 2 times.
In order to nut you have have to have huts. Therefore your wife is a man.
Feb 15, 2012 11:08am
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FatHobbit

Senior Member

8,651 posts
Feb 15, 2012 11:08 AM
krambman;1086593 wrote:In order to nut you have have to have huts. Therefore your wife is a boy.
FIFY
Feb 15, 2012 11:08am
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Feb 15, 2012 11:25 AM
thavoice;1086558 wrote:Nope.

Wife insists married couples dont have sex.
Wait, wat? You're joking, right? You continue to amaze all of us, that you are still with this woman.
Feb 15, 2012 11:25am
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Feb 15, 2012 11:26 AM
Belly35;1086565 wrote:Over the years I have found that all the women prefer the mystique of the man with the patch.
What's with the funky "Cafe Press" tattoo on your face?
Feb 15, 2012 11:26am