So I'm in Texas as a guest for my wife's work conference and we are at the formal dinner last night. Several hundred people and it's a really laid-out spread, top-shelf drinks, etc.
Seated for dinner, there are eight people at the ten-seat round table and the empty seats are on either side of us. The staff starts bringing out the main course and I see that it's filet and crab cakes with potates and vegtables. I'm starving and ready to throw that shit down when I see the servers put a plate where the two empty seats are. My eyes light up cuz I know I'm getting at least one of those, but wait...
My brilliant wife says "oh those seats are empty" and they pick both plates up. WTF? Are you kidding me???
I'm convinced women have no common sense. I mean, you don't care if the oil in your car has ten thousand miles on it....but you're worried about whether or not some little mexican girl gives us extra food on the Marriott's dime.
That was bonehead move of the year and it's only January. Jesus H. Christ, woman.
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