2012 Cleveland Browns thread: AKA Pat Shurmur Memorial thread

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Jul 26, 2012 8:31am
Commander of Awesome;1234355 wrote:First agreed, those jerseys were gross. Don't fuck with the unis.

Second GFY, brownie sucks.

Third, Cleveland Browns cheerleaders would be WAAYYYY hotter than any 3 eyed redneck, backwater cthulhu that Cincy could produce. Its a scientific fact, girls look better in brown and orange than in black and orange.
Agreed...nothing hotter than a girl rocking the brown and orange.
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Jul 26, 2012 8:43am
wes_mantooth;1234358 wrote:Agreed...nothing hotter than a girl rocking the brown and orange.
Exhibit A :



This same girl put on a steelers jersey, look what happened:
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Jul 26, 2012 9:07am
wes_mantooth;1234352 wrote:I am so sick of listening to Rizzo/Hammer bitch about some writer who said the Browns will go 1-15....blah. Who the fuck cares about preseason predictions?
They're still talking about that? My goodness, they bitched about it last week then when Rizzo had the writer on, he completely backtracked on everything he said and he began saying he could see the writers point. Rizzo was a bitch during that entrie interview.
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Jul 26, 2012 9:08am
Cleveland radio people....why do you guys even listen lol
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Jul 26, 2012 9:10am
SportsAndLady;1234377 wrote:Cleveland radio people....why do you guys even listen lol
I was forced into listening last week. Otherwise, I don't...
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Jul 26, 2012 9:21am
wes_mantooth;1234352 wrote:I am so sick of listening to Rizzo/Hammer bitch about some writer who said the Browns will go 1-15....blah. Who the fuck cares about preseason predictions?
I saw a thread over on the OBR where Rizzo/Hammer were having some soap opera drama about the rehashing of the George Kokinis firing. Hammer supposedly was about to spill the beans when Rizzo had to "get up and leave the room." Was supposedly never divulged their reasons for Kokinis getting dumped.
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Jul 26, 2012 9:24am
BR1986FB;1234388 wrote:I saw a thread over on the OBR where Rizzo/Hammer were having some soap opera drama about the rehashing of the George Kokinis firing. Hammer supposedly was about to spill the beans when Rizzo had to "get up and leave the room." Was supposedly never divulged their reasons for Kokinis getting dumped.
He sucked ass, and set the team back for about 5 years?
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Jul 26, 2012 9:25am
BR1986FB;1234388 wrote:I saw a thread over on the OBR where Rizzo/Hammer were having some soap opera drama about the rehashing of the George Kokinis firing. Hammer supposedly was about to spill the beans when Rizzo had to "get up and leave the room." Was supposedly never divulged their reasons for Kokinis getting dumped.

Yeah, I was listening. I kinda thought it was common knowledge....I mean, I don't know the details, but I know enough
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Jul 26, 2012 9:25am
SportsAndLady;1234377 wrote:Cleveland radio people....why do you guys even listen lol

I usually listen on the way home from work....out of habit


Or when I am driving around at work
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Jul 26, 2012 9:48am
wes_mantooth;1234394 wrote:I usually listen on the way home from work....out of habit


Or when I am driving around at work
I'm surprised with you being Mr Gadget that you don't have Sirius XM. The guys on the NFL Channel are off the charts with their knowledge. The X's & O's discussed on there are awesome if you're a football guy.
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Jul 26, 2012 9:53am
Mr Gadget;1234394 wrote:I usually listen on the way home from work....out of habit


Or when I am driving around at work
I can understand that. I was back in Cleveland briefly last weekend and put it on 850 for the lolz.
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Jul 26, 2012 10:09am
BR1986FB;1234406 wrote:I'm surprised with you being Mr Gadget that you don't have Sirius XM. The guys on the NFL Channel are off the charts with their knowledge. The X's & O's discussed on there are awesome if you're a football guy.
I am too much of a tightass to pay money. If I could somehow hack the system....then we are talking. I do have an app that lets me get ESPN stations, but no NFL network stuff (which I would prefer)
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Jul 26, 2012 11:47am

Stole this from Rcf. Gordon's hands are freaking huge
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Jul 26, 2012 12:18pm
Ray Lewis attributes weight loss to changing game
Posted by Mike Florio on July 26, 2012, 9:30 AM EDT
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As Jets jack-of-many-trades Tim Tebow gains weight to prepare for the additional punishment he’ll absorb this year, Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis has opted to go lean.

Gantt points out in the one-liners that Lewis is lighter than 240 pounds. So how much lighter?

Lewis won’t say. He could be at 230 or less, and he looks noticeably thinner in a video posted at the Baltimore Sun website.

Lewis attributes the adjustments in his body to the adjustments in the sport. “[T]he game is changing,” Lewis said, via Matt Vensel of the Baltimore Sun. “[A]in’t no more 250, 260-pound fullbacks and the offense running the ball 25, 30, 40-plus times.”

Lewis said that coaches have told him over the years that it’s important to get lighter as a player gets later in his career.

His goal is to be able to keep up with the Gronkowskis of the world, as passing offenses rely on versatile tight ends to attack the middle of the field that Lewis previously has patrolled in search of tailbacks. If Lewis can’t run with the tight ends, he could be chased off the field.

While the reduced weight could make Lewis more mobile, it also could make him more susceptible to injury. And it could cause 2012 opponents that have potent running games to run right at Ray. web page
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Jul 26, 2012 12:26pm
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Jul 26, 2012 2:45pm
Ttt (there were 2 Pittsburgh threads at the top of the forum)
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Jul 26, 2012 2:46pm
SportsAndLady;1234709 wrote:Ttt (there were 2 Pittsburgh threads at the top of the forum)
Reps.
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Jul 26, 2012 2:55pm
SportsAndLady;1234709 wrote:Ttt (there were 2 Pittsburgh threads at the top of the forum)
Great service you performed today.
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Jul 26, 2012 2:58pm
Speaking of Pittsburgh threads...with the NFL season right around the corner, im thinking its about that time again to start pissing off some pukesburgh fans over on their threads. Because fuck them.
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Jul 26, 2012 2:59pm
Dolphins signed Steinbach to a 1 year deal
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Jul 26, 2012 3:00pm
BR1986FB;1234727 wrote:lolphins signed Steinbach to a 1 year deal
FIFY
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Jul 26, 2012 3:02pm
Daryl Ruiter ‏ @ RuiterWrongFAN # Browns coach Pat Shurmur LIVE now with @ AdamtheBullFAN & @ DustinFox37 on @ 923TheFan - LISTEN: http://******/JWkxya


Daryl Ruiter ‏ @ RuiterWrongFAN Shurmur says the team addressed a lot of needs on & off the field in the offseason; entering 2nd season w/ benefit of offseason big help


Daryl Ruiter ‏ @ RuiterWrongFAN Shurmur on last year - "We had as much change as any team dealing with a new head coach than any entering the lockout"


Daryl Ruiter ‏ @ RuiterWrongFAN Shurmur: have a list of things I'll never do again (will keep it private); message to team tonight is much different than it was last year


Daryl Ruiter ‏ @ RuiterWrongFAN Shurmur says having Brad Childress will allow him to pay more detail to things than he did a year ago


Daryl Ruiter ‏ @ RuiterWrongFAN Shurmur on Hillis drama last year - "I can't control what becomes drama outside of this building"


Daryl Ruiter ‏ @ RuiterWrongFAN On McCoy concussion "I won't put a player back in the game if I know he can't return; we don't want to put players at risk that are injured"


Daryl Ruiter ‏ @ RuiterWrongFAN Shurmur on starting QB "I'm going to make that announcement sooner rather than later; it'll get done here quickly"


Daryl Ruiter ‏ @ RuiterWrongFAN Shurmur on Gordon "Very confident; like a lot of players around the league w/ adversity in his background and some if it is self induced"


Daryl Ruiter ‏ @ RuiterWrongFAN Shurmur says Gordon understands the behavior of the past can't happen again and they are there to help him deal with and get over it


Daryl Ruiter ‏ @ RuiterWrongFAN Shurmur on expectations for Richardson - "You guys will determine whether or not he had a great year"


Daryl Ruiter ‏ @ RuiterWrongFAN Shurmur sounds exhausted from doing interviews - he's done a ton of them today


Daryl Ruiter ‏ @ RuiterWrongFAN Shurmur on starters at safety "I think there's a little bit to be determined there as to who will start; don't be so concerned"
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Jul 26, 2012 3:03pm
SportsAndLady;1234725 wrote:Speaking of Pittsburgh threads...with the NFL season right around the corner, im thinking its about that time again to start pissing off some pukesburgh fans over on their threads. Because fuck them.
Well we all know that POS non is going to come along to spew his typical bullshit.
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Jul 26, 2012 3:05pm
like_that;1234734 wrote:Well we all know that POS non is going to come along to spew his typical bullshit.
Haven't seen him around much since the infamous "teams that win have more knowledgeable fans" bullshit. :rolleyes:
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Jul 26, 2012 3:08pm
like_that;1234734 wrote:Well we all know that POS non is going to come along to spew his typical bullshit.
Browns improved this offseason.

Still not better than anyone in the division. They'll finish last again.

Steelers and ravens at the top.

/non'd

...its so easy to mimic non...just say everything as if its 100% irrefutable fact. Lol