Archive 2012 Cleveland Browns thread: AKA Pat Shurmur Memorial thread

SportsAndLady

Posts: 35,632

Apr 3, 2012 8:58pm

sleeper;1135363 wrote:Anyone that gets less than 25 is below average.

I mean like, if you get below a 10, you are clinically retarded. Below 25 is bad too, yeah.

Skyhook79

Posts: 5,739

Apr 3, 2012 10:43pm

SportsAndLady;1135956 wrote:I mean like, if you get below a 10, you are clinically retarded. Below 25 is bad too, yeah.

I'm guessing you would score in the 5-9 range then.:laugh:

SportsAndLady

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Apr 3, 2012 10:44pm

Skyhook79;1136114 wrote:I'm guessing you would score in the 5-9 range then.:laugh:

God your jokes/insults are just so bad

wes_mantooth

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Apr 3, 2012 10:45pm

SportsAndLady;1136117 wrote:God your jokes/insults are just so bad

You suck.

Boom.roasted.

Commander of Awesome

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Apr 3, 2012 10:47pm

SportsAndLady;1135956 wrote:I mean like, if you get below a 10, you are clinically Failhook. Below 25 is bad too, yeah.

FIFY'd

Tigerfan00

Posts: 3,427

Apr 3, 2012 11:42pm

SportsAndLady;1135956 wrote:I mean like, if you get below a 10, you are clinically retarded. Below 25 is bad too, yeah.

Do you really have to type out "I mean like". What are you, a girl or something?

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BR1986FB

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Apr 4, 2012 4:53am

I know, it's the Bleacher Report but I think this guys comments on Holmgren are pretty much on the money...

30) Cleveland Let me be upfront with you: Mike Holmgren has no business running an NFL franchise. He is a great football coach and truly one of the greatest play-callers I’ve ever seen. But when it comes to the personnel side of things, he’s a complete disaster.

I think Pat Shurmur is one of the brighter offensive minds in the league, but he has precious little to work with on that side of the ball—and he's now saddled with Brad Childress.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1129921-2012-nfl-power-rankings-argument-starting-pre-draft-edition

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BR1986FB

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Apr 4, 2012 4:56am

wes_mantooth;1135924 wrote:I like Floyd, but only if we trade back to 6 to get him.

I am trying to think of my dream scenario for the first 3 picks...

1 is....Richardson, Hill, L. James(may be too high)

2 is....Claiborne, Tannehill, Jeffrey(I know, some don't want him at all)

3 is....Blackmon, best available whatever, Weeden

One and three I'd be cool with although I don't see the first scenario (two RB's with the first 3 picks) happening. I'd like Richardson, Hill (or Wright) & Weeden more with the first 3.

I'm still getting this "sick to my stomach" feeling that it's going to be Tannehill at 4 though.

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BR1986FB

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Apr 4, 2012 5:00am

http://espncleveland.com/common/more.php?m=49&action=blog&post_id=840

http://espncleveland.com/common/more.php?m=49&action=blog&post_id=841

http://espncleveland.com/common/more.php?m=49&action=blog&post_id=843

Kendall Wright in town...

http://www.ohio.com/blogs/cleveland-browns/cleveland-browns-1.270107/2012-nfl-draft-baylor-wr-kendall-wright-visiting-browns-1.291253

Skyhook79

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Apr 4, 2012 7:06am

Tigerfan00;1136230 wrote:Do you really have to type out "I mean like". What are you, a girl or something?

I lol'd.

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BR1986FB

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Apr 4, 2012 8:04am

Weeden Scrambles to Avoid Draft Speculation...

http://cleveland.cbslocal.com/2012/03/21/weeden-scrambles-to-avoid-draft-speculation/#.T3w3sa726rI.facebook

shook_17

Posts: 3,023

Apr 4, 2012 8:21am

I can't wait til draft day is over, not am I only excited to see how our offense is going to look, but i'm tired of draft talk.

I mean seriously, Either Mccoy as our Qb, (or insert draft pick) with Little to the left side, Blackmon/floyd/Hill to the right and Trich/Wilson/other pick.

If Mccoy had those weapons, absolutely no reason to fail.

like_that

Posts: 26,625

Apr 4, 2012 8:24am

BR1986FB;1136360 wrote:I know, it's the Bleacher Report but I think this guys comments on Holmgren are pretty much on the money...

30) Cleveland Let me be upfront with you: Mike Holmgren has no business running an NFL franchise. He is a great football coach and truly one of the greatest play-callers I’ve ever seen. But when it comes to the personnel side of things, he’s a complete disaster.

I think Pat Shurmur is one of the brighter offensive minds in the league, but he has precious little to work with on that side of the ball—and he's now saddled with Brad Childress.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1129921-2012-nfl-power-rankings-argument-starting-pre-draft-edition

The guy lost all credibility by saying Shurmur is one of the brighter offensives minds in the league. LMFAO.

Commander of Awesome

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Apr 4, 2012 8:26am

like_that;1136419 wrote: Shurmur is one of the brighter offensives minds in the league. LMFAO.

This brought teh lulz.

Iliketurtles

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Apr 4, 2012 9:04am

like_that;1136419 wrote:The guy lost all credibility by saying Shurmur is one of the brighter offensives minds in the league. LMFAO.

Yeah he was pretty spot on about Holmgren but he couldn't have failed much more when talking about Shurmur.

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BR1986FB

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Apr 4, 2012 9:16am

Iliketurtles;1136442 wrote:Yeah he was pretty spot on about Holmgren but he couldn't have failed much more when talking about Shurmur.

Yeah, just a bit outside with that one.

Commander of Awesome

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Apr 4, 2012 9:24am

http://www.draftcountdown.com/sub/Mock-Draft-A.php

Updated mock.

Tigerfan00

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Apr 4, 2012 9:27am

like_that;1136419 wrote:The guy lost all credibility by saying Shurmur is one of the brighter offensives minds in the league. LMFAO.

I just told him that on Twitter too.

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BR1986FB

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Apr 4, 2012 9:30am

Commander of Awesome;1136452 wrote:http://www.draftcountdown.com/sub/Mock-Draft-A.php

Updated mock.

Kiss of death calling Luck the "Lebron James" of this draft. Dude will never win a ring now.

Tigerfan00

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Apr 4, 2012 9:45am

like_that;1136419 wrote:The guy lost all credibility by saying Shurmur is one of the brighter offensives minds in the league. LMFAO.

Aaron Nagler actually responded to me with this, "Did the entire city of Cleveland miss his time with St Louis?"

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wkfan

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Apr 4, 2012 9:51am

Commander of Awesome;1136452 wrote:http://www.draftcountdown.com/sub/Mock-Draft-A.php

Updated mock.

Morris "4 on the Wonderlic" Claiborne..........and the hits just keep on coming.

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BR1986FB

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Apr 4, 2012 9:53am

Tigerfan00;1136463 wrote:Aaron Nagler actually responded to me with this, "Did the entire city of Cleveland miss his time with St Louis?"

Bradford thrived in Shurmur's offense. Not saying old Patty Boy is some genius but Bradford did better. On the other hand, Shurmur's nuts shriveled up with his gameplan that could've gotten the Rams into the playoffs when I believe they were ousted by the Seahawks who made it.

like_that

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Apr 4, 2012 10:02am

Tigerfan00;1136463 wrote:Aaron Nagler actually responded to me with this, "Did the entire city of Cleveland miss his time with St Louis?"

Wasn't the offense ranked near the bottom lol? I am not quite sure, I normally see iggy QQing about it, but I never check to see if its true. If it's true, respond with that, or ask him if Shurmur ran sweeps to his 10th string TE on 4th and 1 after his RB was averaging about 3-4 yards a carry.

You can also tell him, "yes we did miss his entire season with st louis, because you know, we were watching our own team."

Tigerfan00

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Apr 4, 2012 10:04am

BR1986FB;1136473 wrote:Bradford thrived in Shurmur's offense. Not saying old Patty Boy is some genius but Bradford did better. On the other hand, Shurmur's nuts shriveled up with his gameplan that could've gotten the Rams into the playoffs when I believe they were ousted by the Seahawks who made it.

I just told him that to which he replied, "How did it work out for the Payton and the Saints the following week?"

my response, Saints will make the playoffs every year, Shurmur will never be going to the playoffs

Tigerfan00

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Apr 4, 2012 10:07am

like_that;1136483 wrote:Wasn't the offense ranked near the bottom lol? I am not quite sure, I normally see iggy QQing about it, but I never check to see if its true. If it's true, respond with that, or ask him if Shurmur ran sweeps to his 10th string TE on 4th and 1 after his RB was averaging about 3-4 yards a carry.

You can also tell him, "yes we did miss his entire season with st louis, because you know, we were watching our own team."

wow, the guy actually got pissed at me when i brought the facts to him.