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power i

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Dec 15, 2011 8:21 AM
..."are you ready for Christmas?" I just may shoot them.
Dec 15, 2011 8:21am
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gorocks99

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10,760 posts
Dec 15, 2011 8:23 AM
Are you ready for Festivus?
Dec 15, 2011 8:23am
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ytownfootball

Bold faced liar...

6,978 posts
Dec 15, 2011 8:25 AM
I'm not ready either. Don't be mad.
Dec 15, 2011 8:25am
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ernest_t_bass

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24,984 posts
Dec 15, 2011 8:38 AM
power i;1015586 wrote:..."are you ready for Christmas?" I just may shoot them.
Are you ready for anal sex?
Dec 15, 2011 8:38am
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THE4RINGZ

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16,816 posts
Dec 15, 2011 8:39 AM
We are actually due to be finished with our shopping,, etc. ahead of schedule this year. It is a goood feeling.
Dec 15, 2011 8:39am
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SnotBubbles

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4,492 posts
Dec 15, 2011 8:42 AM
ernest_t_bass;1015629 wrote:Are you ready for anal sex?
You really, really hate vaginas....don't you?
Dec 15, 2011 8:42am
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power i

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1,296 posts
Dec 15, 2011 9:04 AM
^^Lol.

I'm not mad because I'm not ready. (Which I'm not). It's just that every person I see asks me. I bet 50 people asked me yesterday. Do they really care if I'm ready or not? Next time someone asks me, I'm telling them no, I'm not ready, but here is my list so you can go finish up for me.
Dec 15, 2011 9:04am
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se-alum

The Biggest Boss

13,948 posts
Dec 15, 2011 9:07 AM
power i;1015586 wrote:..."are you ready for Christmas?" I just may shoot them.
It takes the place of "how 'bout this weather" as a conversation starter this time of year.
Dec 15, 2011 9:07am
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LJ

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16,351 posts
Dec 15, 2011 9:41 AM
So...


are you ready for Christmas?
Dec 15, 2011 9:41am
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power i

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1,296 posts
Dec 15, 2011 10:52 AM
LJ, I know where Blacklick is and I do have a gun and know how to use it. ;)
Dec 15, 2011 10:52am
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darbypitcher22

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8,000 posts
Dec 15, 2011 10:58 AM
Haven't done any shopping yet. Gonna be a flurry of activity this first week back home.
Dec 15, 2011 10:58am
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sleeper

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27,879 posts
Dec 15, 2011 10:59 AM
I don't celebrate Christmas because I don't believe in Jesus or any of that hogwash. When people ask me if I'm ready for Christmas, I say "I'm celebrating XMAS this year" and emphasize the 'X'.
Dec 15, 2011 10:59am
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Sonofanump

Dec 15, 2011 11:10 AM
Dec 15, 2011 11:10am
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LJ

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Dec 15, 2011 11:19 AM
sleeper;1015732 wrote:I don't celebrate Christmas because I don't believe in Jesus or any of that hogwash. When people ask me if I'm ready for Christmas, I say "I'm celebrating XMAS this year" and emphasize the 'X'.
Wow, you are so fucking cool.

Please, teach us all to be as cool as you
Dec 15, 2011 11:19am
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Tiernan

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Dec 15, 2011 11:19 AM
sleeper;1015732 wrote:I don't celebrate Christmas because I don't believe in Jesus or any of that hogwash. When people ask me if I'm ready for Christmas, I say "I'm celebrating XMAS this year" and emphasize the 'X'.
Your kids must be the most tormented kids in school.
Dec 15, 2011 11:19am
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gorocks99

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10,760 posts
Dec 15, 2011 11:20 AM
sleeper;1015732 wrote:I don't celebrate Christmas because I don't believe in Jesus or any of that hogwash. When people ask me if I'm ready for Christmas, I say "I'm celebrating XMAS this year" and emphasize the 'X'.
Should be celebrating the birth of Mithra. Duh. Mithramas.
Dec 15, 2011 11:20am
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sleeper

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Dec 15, 2011 11:42 AM
Tiernan;1015764 wrote:Your kids must be the most tormented kids in school.
I don't have kids. Enjoy!
Dec 15, 2011 11:42am
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sleeper

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Dec 15, 2011 11:42 AM
LJ;1015763 wrote:Wow, you are so ****ing cool.

Please, teach us all to be as cool as you
Haters gon' hate bro. The sooner we get rid of Christmas, the sooner this country can return to sanity.
Dec 15, 2011 11:42am
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LJ

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16,351 posts
Dec 15, 2011 11:43 AM
sleeper;1015783 wrote:Haters gon' hate bro. The sooner we get rid of Christmas, the sooner this country can return to sanity.
Yes! Let's infringe on the rights of private citizens and companies to practice and celebrate their own religions!!!

Sounds like a great idea :rolleyes:
Dec 15, 2011 11:43am
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sleeper

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Dec 15, 2011 11:46 AM
LJ;1015784 wrote:Yes! Let's infringe on the rights of private citizens and companies to practice and celebrate their own religions!!!

Sounds like a great idea :rolleyes:
Religion is a joke and an intellectual sinkhole. When people stop making decisions based on religion, this country can use logic and reason to solve our problems rather than just praying for it.
Dec 15, 2011 11:46am
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4cards

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2,551 posts
Dec 15, 2011 11:46 AM
power i;1015586 wrote:..."are you ready for Christmas?" I just may shoot them.
...I feel your pain power i, it must be the same aholes that when they're asked how they are on a Friday, their reply is either TGIF or "Hey it's Friday".

Anyway since you didn't answer are you ready for anal sex?
Dec 15, 2011 11:46am
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LJ

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16,351 posts
Dec 15, 2011 11:47 AM
sleeper;1015787 wrote:Religion is a joke and an intellectual sinkhole. When people stop making decisions based on religion, this country can use logic and reason to solve our problems rather than just praying for it.
that's your opinion, and people are just as entitled to theirs are you are yours.

I swear some atheists are just as bad as evangelicals
Dec 15, 2011 11:47am
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LJ

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16,351 posts
Dec 15, 2011 11:48 AM
4cards;1015788 wrote:...I feel your pain power i, it must be the same aholes that when they're asked how they are on a Friday, their reply is either TGIF or "Hey it's Friday".
My dad emails me every freaking friday morning... (by morning, I mean 11am when he gets up)

"HEY HEY HEY TGIF!!!"

Yes, thanks dad. I know it is Friday.
Dec 15, 2011 11:48am
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martyirish

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490 posts
Dec 15, 2011 11:51 AM
Hey Power i

"Are you ready for Christmas?":D
Dec 15, 2011 11:51am
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power i

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1,296 posts
Dec 15, 2011 11:54 AM
Sonofanump;1015743 wrote:
What a cute puppy! We should all vote for him!!!!!!!!
Dec 15, 2011 11:54am