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Dec 4, 2011 11:40 PM
If your wife or girlfriend gave you the choice of a threeway with her and one of her friends or tickets to any one sporting event game of your choice, which one would you choose for the ultimate Christmas gift?
Dec 4, 2011 11:40pm
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Dec 4, 2011 11:42 PM
how hot is her friend?
Dec 4, 2011 11:42pm
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Dec 4, 2011 11:44 PM
Dr.Pizza;1002289 wrote:how hot is her friend?
This.
Dec 4, 2011 11:44pm
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Dec 4, 2011 11:53 PM
Dr.Pizza;1002289 wrote:how hot is her friend?
That would depend on who your girlfriend or wife deides to be friends with. If your wife or girlfriend has hot friends then she is hot, if she doesn't then she is not. This isn't a fantasy friend question, it is real life friends.
Dec 4, 2011 11:53pm
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Dec 4, 2011 11:54 PM
im afraid i just blue myself
Dec 4, 2011 11:54pm
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Dec 5, 2011 12:30 AM
Could you somehow wrangle a 3-way out of her down the road anyway?

If so, take the tickets and just get her and her friend really drunk the night before.
Dec 5, 2011 12:30am
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Dec 5, 2011 12:35 AM
It would be a trap trust me.
Dec 5, 2011 12:35am
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Dec 5, 2011 1:42 AM
password;1002284 wrote:If your wife or girlfriend gave you the choice of a threeway with her and one of her friends or tickets to any one sporting event game of your choice, which one would you choose for the ultimate Christmas gift?
This is a trick question.

One of her friends could be a guy.

Dec 5, 2011 1:42am
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Dec 5, 2011 3:28 AM
My wife would probably expect me to clean the whole house, give her a full body massage, do some mundane shopping that i would rather have a honey badger claw my eyes out before doing, so I would take the sports tickets.

My GIRLFRIEND on the other hand.....BANG BOMBS AWAY BOYS!

(this public service announcement has been brought to you by married guys.....married guys....if you see us on the street, tell us about how great your life is...then PLEASE kill us on the spot)
Dec 5, 2011 3:28am
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Dec 5, 2011 6:20 AM
Are you willing to let your wife give some other guy a threeway? I can see this marrage going no where but to court and you on the loseing end this time.
Dec 5, 2011 6:20am
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Dec 5, 2011 6:53 AM
If my wife gave me the tickets, that means I had to pay for them. I'll go three-way.
Dec 5, 2011 6:53am
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Dec 5, 2011 8:06 AM
password;1002284 wrote:If your wife or girlfriend gave you the choice of a threeway with her and one of her friends or tickets to any one sporting event game of your choice, which one would you choose for the ultimate Christmas gift?
Assuming you know her friend (and her friend is a hot girl), I'd take the three-some. Sporting event games happen every year; an opportunity like this is a once and a lifetime.
Dec 5, 2011 8:06am
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Dec 5, 2011 8:12 AM
My (ex) gf's friends were all fat and ugly. I'll just stick to fapping and go to the sporting event.
Dec 5, 2011 8:12am
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Dec 5, 2011 8:58 AM
rmolin73;1002357 wrote:It would be a trap trust me.
this.

I would take the sporting event
Dec 5, 2011 8:58am
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Dec 5, 2011 9:05 AM
I would go with Super Bowl tickets. There is no way in hell a threeway with your wife and one of her friends won't come back to bite you in the ass.
Dec 5, 2011 9:05am
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Dec 5, 2011 9:11 AM
THE4RINGZ;1002528 wrote:I would go with Super Bowl tickets. There is no way in hell a threeway with your wife and one of her friends won't come back to bite you in the ass.
Truth.
Dec 5, 2011 9:11am
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Dec 5, 2011 9:17 AM
I'd go with the sporting event tickets either Super Bowl or World Cup. Plus I could just have a threeway with 2 really hot chicks at those events! Winning.
Dec 5, 2011 9:17am
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Dec 5, 2011 9:48 AM
Threesome. I go to any sporting event I want to now as it is.
Dec 5, 2011 9:48am
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Dec 5, 2011 9:50 AM
Which one do I get to keep a video recording of?
Dec 5, 2011 9:50am
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Dec 5, 2011 10:16 AM
Already had a threesome. Ill take the tickets.
Dec 5, 2011 10:16am
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Dec 5, 2011 1:12 PM
Belly35;1002422 wrote:Are you willing to let your wife give some other guy a threeway? I can see this marrage going no where but to court and you on the loseing end this time.
This is why I would take the tickets. I think you would have to worry about the other girl wanting your wife to participate with her and a guy sometime down the road. A buddy of mine said his wife proposed this question to him last week while they were talking in bed and he told her he would want the tickets, only because he thought it was a trap so she could see if he had ever thought about what it would be like to bang her friend. The best part of it is that he said he had banged the girl a couple of times about 8 years ago before he met his wife and she has no idea.
Dec 5, 2011 1:12pm
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Dec 5, 2011 2:56 PM
password;1002950 wrote:A buddy of mine said his wife proposed this question to him last week
Is his name George?

Personally I think you're buddy is already fucked. If she already wants to have a threesome with someone else, it's probably too late now.
Dec 5, 2011 2:56pm
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Dec 5, 2011 3:05 PM
Game 7 World Series? Super Bowl?

5 minutes with 2 women?

Tickets please.
Dec 5, 2011 3:05pm
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Dec 5, 2011 3:26 PM
Ironman92;1003110 wrote:Game 7 World Series? Super Bowl?

5 minutes with 2 women?

Tickets please.
5 minutes is being generous for you isn't it?
Dec 5, 2011 3:26pm
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Dec 5, 2011 3:27 PM
Iliketurtles;1003133 wrote:5 minutes is being generous for you isn't it?
2:30 each!
Dec 5, 2011 3:27pm