Has anyone ever had intercourse with they're best friends exgirlfriend?

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Dec 5, 2011 11:40 AM
baseballstud24;1002660 wrote:I had a friend who was looking for someone like that so he'd have a reason to dump his girlfriend.
Is she hot?
Dec 5, 2011 11:40am
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Dec 5, 2011 11:44 AM
SnotBubbles;1002768 wrote:Is she at least kinda warm?
FIFY
Dec 5, 2011 11:44am
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Dec 5, 2011 11:49 AM
I prefer your wife over your girlfriend...


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Dec 5, 2011 11:49am
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Dec 5, 2011 12:46 PM
Fucking your best friends ex is like shooting fish in a barrel. Girls are looking for revenge any way they can get it, after a breakup, and having sex with the ex's best friend is a great way in their minds. The opportunity has come to me a few times, shit this one girl tried to start shit with me while my best friend was in the same room, but I just can't do that.
Dec 5, 2011 12:46pm
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Dec 5, 2011 1:29 PM
Devils Advocate;1002756 wrote:Girlfriends...... Off limits.


Moms.... Fair game.

With my track record many of the OC moms could have been Bellied :D
Dec 5, 2011 1:29pm
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Dec 5, 2011 1:33 PM
friendfromlowry;1002764 wrote:Dlazz has sex with them while they're still dating them.
Sounds like you are talking from experience.... What was her name?


Edit: Sounds like you are talking from experience.... What was HIS name?
Dec 5, 2011 1:33pm
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Dec 5, 2011 1:35 PM
I have fucked a lot of my friends girlfriends before they started dating. I warmed them up.
Dec 5, 2011 1:35pm
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Dec 5, 2011 1:40 PM
Devils Advocate;1002987 wrote:Sounds like you are talking from experience.... What was her name?


Edit: Sounds like you are talking from experience.... What was HIS name?
Jason.

But if you like your best friend and wish to remain best friends with him, it's probably best to avoid his ex-girlfriend like cancer. That's not from experience, just common sense and knowing that girls in general are bitches.
Dec 5, 2011 1:40pm
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Dec 5, 2011 2:16 PM
Yep I fucked the chick before my best friend started dating her... then they were together for 4 years eventually got married but divorced like 8 months later. At the wedding I hooked up and started dating the my friends wife's sister and we were together for about 2 years and after we broke up I had sex with my friends ex wife(my ex gfs sister) who was already married again.
Dec 5, 2011 2:16pm
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Dec 5, 2011 2:45 PM
Iliketurtles;1003030 wrote:Yep I fucked the chick before my best friend started dating her... then they were together for 4 years eventually got married but divorced like 8 months later. At the wedding I hooked up and started dating the my friends wife's sister and we were together for about 2 years and after we broke up I had sex with my friends ex wife(my ex gfs sister) who was already married again.
I need a program to follow that.
Dec 5, 2011 2:45pm
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Dec 5, 2011 3:02 PM
I banged an OC'ers ex girlfriend does that count??
Dec 5, 2011 3:02pm
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Dec 5, 2011 3:06 PM
And some of you guys knock me for bad threads? This thread is like Q&A time at the Annual Dumbass Convention.
Dec 5, 2011 3:06pm
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Dec 5, 2011 3:12 PM
Dr Winston O'Boogie;1003111 wrote:And some of you guys knock me for bad threads? This thread is like Q&A time at the Annual Dumbass Convention.
At least he didn't blame the muslims for the white guy fucking his exgirlfriend :)
Dec 5, 2011 3:12pm
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Dec 5, 2011 3:24 PM
FatHobbit;1003086 wrote:I need a program to follow that.
I guess that was written pretty badly. Here is a better break down for you lol.

I had sex with a girl lets call her Becky.
A few months later a good friend of mine we can call him Steve started dating Becky. Becky and Steve eventually get married.
At the wedding I hook up with Becky's sister Candy and we start dating.
8 months later Becky and Steve get divorced.
2 years after I start dating Candy we breakup.
About a month after this breakup I have sex with Becky even tho she is married to another guy.
Dec 5, 2011 3:24pm
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Dec 5, 2011 3:25 PM
Iliketurtles;1003129 wrote:I guess that was written pretty badly. Here is a better break down for you lol.

I had sex with a girl lets call her Becky.
A few months later a good friend of mine we can call him Steve started dating Becky. Becky and Steve eventually get married.
At the wedding I hook up with Becky's sister and we start dating.
8 months later Becky and Steve get divorced.
2 years after I start dating Becky's sister we breakup.
About a month after this breakup I have sex with Becky even tho she is married to another guy.
Hmmm that wasn't so hard to follow. I guess I just needed names.
Dec 5, 2011 3:25pm
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Dec 5, 2011 3:32 PM
FatHobbit;1003131 wrote:Hmmm that wasn't so hard to follow. I guess I just needed names.
Yeah names do make it easier. It also helps breaking it out instead of having the one huge paragraph haha.
Dec 5, 2011 3:32pm
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Dec 5, 2011 3:54 PM
FatHobbit;1003131 wrote:Hmmm that wasn't so hard to follow. We all need some phone numbers.

Now ths might be interesting....
Dec 5, 2011 3:54pm
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Dec 5, 2011 5:06 PM
Didn't know you had a gay little brother.
Dec 5, 2011 5:06pm
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Dec 5, 2011 5:24 PM
Add me to the club that have. In fact I ended up marrying her...and divorcing her.
Dec 5, 2011 5:24pm
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Dec 5, 2011 5:46 PM
Iliketurtles;1003129 wrote:I guess that was written pretty badly. Here is a better break down for you lol.

I had sex with a girl lets call her Becky.
A few months later a good friend of mine we can call him Steve started dating Becky. Becky and Steve eventually get married.
At the wedding I hook up with Becky's sister and we start dating.
8 months later Becky and Steve get divorced.
2 years after I start dating Becky's sister we breakup.
About a month after this breakup I have sex with Becky even tho she is married to another guy.
Why doesn't Becky's sister have a name? Can we call her Candy?
Dec 5, 2011 5:46pm
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Dec 5, 2011 5:49 PM
FatHobbit;1003086 wrote:I need a program to follow that.
Just have Ender write you a script for that.
Dec 5, 2011 5:49pm
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Dec 5, 2011 5:55 PM
banged my step bro's ex fiance..even though it was never that serious..for some reason they got engaged when they were 18 lol.
Still a secret.
Dec 5, 2011 5:55pm
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Dec 5, 2011 6:31 PM
se-alum;1003304 wrote:Why doesn't Becky's sister have a name? Can we call her Candy?
Sure.
Dec 5, 2011 6:31pm
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Dec 5, 2011 8:30 PM
All of my best friends are nasty there is no way I would touch their ex's they can blow me though:D
Dec 5, 2011 8:30pm
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Dec 5, 2011 8:43 PM
Why don't you just say sex instead of intercourse?
Dec 5, 2011 8:43pm