What is with the black Santa Claus!?

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Dec 7, 2009 10:22 AM
ernest_t_bass wrote: Here, douchie McDouchers... let me change it for you, douches.

What is with this Caucasian justincredible? I know he's Chinese... I just know it. Stop with the lies.
If I were Chinese wouldn't my name be justincledible?
Dec 7, 2009 10:22am
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ernest_t_bass

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Dec 7, 2009 10:23 AM
No, I do berieve it rould be justincredibre
Dec 7, 2009 10:23am
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Nick Mangold

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Dec 7, 2009 10:25 AM
ernest_t_bass wrote: No, I do berieve it rould be justincredibre
That, too.
Dec 7, 2009 10:25am
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BigAppleBuckeye

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Dec 7, 2009 10:31 AM
Despite Jesus' baller status in Rome, he was a Middle Eastern Jew, not an Italian! haha
Dec 7, 2009 10:31am
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berry

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Dec 7, 2009 11:00 AM
With an ever increasing population, there was need for a Santa who could deliver a bit more and faster. And there is the larger stockings and being hung issues.
Dec 7, 2009 11:00am
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hasbeen

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Dec 7, 2009 11:07 AM
justincredible wrote:
pnhasbeen wrote: Santa is real!

Or were you calling Jesus fictional? Lol
Was this for me?

Not calling Jesus fictional at all. Jesus is usually pictured as a white guy but he's from the Middle East. Odds of him being white? Zero.

Also, Saint Nicholas is from Turkey.
rocketalum wrote:
justincredible wrote:
pnhasbeen wrote: Santa is real!

Or were you calling Jesus fictional? Lol
Was this for me?

Not calling Jesus fictional at all. Jesus is usually pictured as a white guy but he's from the Middle East. Odds of him being white? Zero.

Also, Saint Nicholas is from Turkey.
I think it was directed to me. If Santa is real then we're dealing with a criminal mastermind. The guy has been getting away with 3 billion B&E's a year for hundreds of years with not even so much as a confirmed sighting. Remarkable.
I was just humouring myself. And I actually don't think Santa would be cited for anything. I would say he was welcome in the majority of homes.

Btw I see Santa every year at the mall.....duh
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ZWICK 4 PREZ wrote:
MANAZE wrote: Santa is white plain and simple.
How can a fictional character be "white plain and simple".
Santa Claus is white he is a fictional character. He was created. Maybe he had influence from other real people that might not have been white but our Santa Claus was created white. That would be like me making any famous fictional black character white. People would be affended by it but its ok when blacks do it to whites. It just makes no sense.

And about Jesus I agree, if you read the bible when it describes him he is def. not white. Maybe italian but not white.
who should we have play shaft? Cruise? Connery?
Dec 7, 2009 11:07am
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Dec 7, 2009 11:34 AM
As I passed the Black Santa at the mall I said "Merry Christmas Santa", he replied "Dine-O-Mite!". We slapped five down low and went our seperate ways.....
Dec 7, 2009 11:34am
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Dec 7, 2009 11:42 AM
rocketalum wrote:
justincredible wrote:
pnhasbeen wrote: Santa is real!

Or were you calling Jesus fictional? Lol
Was this for me?

Not calling Jesus fictional at all. Jesus is usually pictured as a white guy but he's from the Middle East. Odds of him being white? Zero.

Also, Saint Nicholas is from Turkey.
I think it was directed to me. If Santa is real then we're dealing with a criminal mastermind. The guy has been getting away with 3 billion B&E's a year for hundreds of years with not even so much as a confirmed sighting. Remarkable.
But, none are reported. Would you report a guy who breaks in and LEAVES you things. Although I am pretty sure he puts very, very weak to nearly dead batteries in my television remote before he leaves every year.
Dec 7, 2009 11:42am
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Dec 7, 2009 11:42 AM
justincredible wrote:

Was this for me?

Not calling Jesus fictional at all. Jesus is usually pictured as a white guy but he's from the Middle East. Odds of him being white? Zero.

Also, Saint Nicholas is from Turkey.
Slight correction, Jesus was Jewish, I don't know many Jews who have dark skin like their neighbors in the middle east.

I'm not saying our modern pictorials of Jesus are correct, but I'm also saying that in reality, most Jews aren't as dark skinned as their neighbors.
Dec 7, 2009 11:42am
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Nick Mangold

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Dec 7, 2009 11:46 AM
jmog wrote: Slight correction, Jesus was Jewish, I don't know many Jews who have dark skin like their neighbors in the middle east.

I'm not saying our modern pictorials of Jesus are correct, but I'm also saying that in reality, most Jews aren't as dark skinned as their neighbors.
Gotcha.
Dec 7, 2009 11:46am
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Dec 7, 2009 11:46 AM
People from the middle east are considered caucasian
Dec 7, 2009 11:46am
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Dec 7, 2009 11:47 AM
2quik4u wrote: People from the middle east are considered caucasian
Really? I wouldn't have guessed that.
Dec 7, 2009 11:47am
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Dec 7, 2009 11:49 AM
justincredible wrote:
2quik4u wrote: People from the middle east are considered caucasian
Really? I wouldn't have guessed that.
same with North Africa,and the horn of Africa
Dec 7, 2009 11:49am
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Dec 7, 2009 11:50 AM
Who cares...would you shit a brick if they made Snoopy black too?
Dec 7, 2009 11:50am
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Dec 7, 2009 11:52 AM
SQ_Crazies wrote: Who cares...would you shit a brick if they made Snoopy black too?
Ok but if this thread was about Lebron you would be going wild over it
Dec 7, 2009 11:52am
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Dec 7, 2009 11:56 AM
In this country Indians are consider caucasian but not white.
Dec 7, 2009 11:56am
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Dec 7, 2009 11:56 AM
2quik4u wrote:
SQ_Crazies wrote: Who cares...would you shit a brick if they made Snoopy black too?
Ok but if this thread was about Lebron you would be going wild over it
Huh?
Dec 7, 2009 11:56am
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justincredible

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Dec 7, 2009 11:58 AM
Wait, is LeBron not black?
Dec 7, 2009 11:58am
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Dec 7, 2009 11:59 AM
SQ_Crazies wrote:
2quik4u wrote:
SQ_Crazies wrote: Who cares...would you shit a brick if they made Snoopy black too?
Ok but if this thread was about Lebron you would be going wild over it
Huh?
I mean he does have a point...
Dec 7, 2009 11:59am
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Dec 7, 2009 12:01 PM
I love when threads take turns such as this.
Dec 7, 2009 12:01pm
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Dec 7, 2009 12:01 PM
Hitler was black, and he hated Jews. For shame.
Dec 7, 2009 12:01pm
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Dec 7, 2009 12:02 PM
DeyDurkie5 wrote:
SQ_Crazies wrote:
2quik4u wrote:
SQ_Crazies wrote: Who cares...would you shit a brick if they made Snoopy black too?
Ok but if this thread was about Lebron you would be going wild over it
Huh?
I mean he does have a point...
He meant to say that LeBron is the black Santa.
Dec 7, 2009 12:02pm
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Heretic

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Dec 7, 2009 12:04 PM
Maybe he's saying SQ wouldn't like the white LeBron.
Dec 7, 2009 12:04pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Dec 7, 2009 12:04 PM
Why isn't Uncle Sam black? Are you trying to say that only white people can be successful, or that they are all Uncle Sam wants? For shame.
Dec 7, 2009 12:04pm
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Heretic

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Dec 7, 2009 12:05 PM
It's a simple formula:

White Santa = Black LeBron = good.

Black Santa = White LeBron = bad.

At least that's where I think 2quik4u is going with this. I'm still as confused as I was after reading the first post on the thread, though.
Dec 7, 2009 12:05pm