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Evil ninjas attack Pittsburg!

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Apr 27, 2011 7:46 AM
A spate of mysterious crimes carried out by ninjas has left Pittsburghers annoyed and confused.

In the latest event, a sword-wielding ninja smashed 11 cars in South Union Township, PA. and tried to stab a man who confronted him, say police. Santino Guzzo said he heard glass breaking, found the ninja hiding in a yard, and was cut in the hand during the ensuing ninja escape.
Guzzo reported that he "did not move with the grace typically associated with a ninja" and that he therefore "will not live in fear of the ninja's return."
Not long ago, two sword-wielding ninjas robbed a gas station in Richland Township, PA, taking with them cash, cigarettes and lottery tickets.
The scarry thing about ninjas... You never even hear em coming.

http://www.boingboing.net/2011/04/25/evil-ninjas-terroris.html
Apr 27, 2011 7:46am
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coyotes22

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Apr 27, 2011 7:58 AM
Art Modell/Capone, went off the deepend?
Apr 27, 2011 7:58am
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enigmaax

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Apr 27, 2011 8:52 AM
Pirates > Ninjas
Apr 27, 2011 8:52am
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thavoice

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Apr 27, 2011 9:24 AM
Without the H i thought you were talking about Pittsburg ohio
Apr 27, 2011 9:24am
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THE4RINGZ

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Apr 27, 2011 10:08 AM
"Didn't move with the typical grace associated with ninjas." Exactly, they are masters of disguise.
Apr 27, 2011 10:08am
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BR1986FB

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Apr 27, 2011 10:14 AM
THE4RINGZ;751395 wrote:"Didn't move with the typical grace associated with ninjas." Exactly, they are masters of disguise.

I'm thinking that or John Belushi or Chris Farley are still alive.
Apr 27, 2011 10:14am
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coyotes22

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Apr 27, 2011 10:18 AM
BR1986FB;751406 wrote:I'm thinking that or John Belushi or Chris Farley are still alive.

This! They are filming, and didnt tell any one. :D
Apr 27, 2011 10:18am