Tobias Fünke

formerly "sjmvsfscs08"

2,387 posts

Tobias Fünke

formerly "sjmvsfscs08"

2,387 posts

Mon, Apr 25, 2011 8:06 AM Apr 25, 2011 8:06 AM

Actually I will for you:

"I'm a pudgy member of the Rivera-13 gang and I shot a guy at a liquor store with Christmas lights on it and bowed street lights across the street. I'm a fucking idiot who is just asking for the death penalty."

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-tattoo-20110422,0,1399043.story

Apr 25, 2011 8:06am

4cards

Ohio Chatter Legend

2,551 posts

4cards

Ohio Chatter Legend

2,551 posts

Mon, Apr 25, 2011 9:31 AM Apr 25, 2011 9:31 AM

...yo Mr Peanut, you ain't nothing. Take that bendijo !

Apr 25, 2011 9:31am

brutus161

The Navy Guy

1,686 posts

brutus161

The Navy Guy

1,686 posts

Mon, Apr 25, 2011 9:46 AM Apr 25, 2011 9:46 AM

His tattoo is misleading. I'm sure he can handle more than one nut at a time.

Apr 25, 2011 9:46am

stroups

Senior Member

3,223 posts

stroups

Senior Member

3,223 posts

Mon, Apr 25, 2011 10:43 AM Apr 25, 2011 10:43 AM

me Rivera, me in big big trouble

Apr 25, 2011 10:43am

vball10set

paying it forward

V

24,795 posts

V

vball10set

paying it forward

24,795 posts

Mon, Apr 25, 2011 11:18 AM Apr 25, 2011 11:18 AM

"most of my new friends in prison will only see what's tattooed on my back anyway"

Apr 25, 2011 11:18am

baseballstud24

Senior Member

B

547 posts

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baseballstud24

Senior Member

547 posts

Mon, Apr 25, 2011 11:41 AM Apr 25, 2011 11:41 AM

My name is Miguel. I'm about 5'3". I enjoy reading, cuddling, and a stroll in the moonlight. I'm new to this online dating scene, but I'm hoping to meet the future Mrs. Gonzalez.

Apr 25, 2011 11:41am

DeadliestWarrior34

gooby pls

3,101 posts

DeadliestWarrior34

gooby pls

3,101 posts

Mon, Apr 25, 2011 5:11 PM Apr 25, 2011 5:11 PM

NO habla de Ingles.

Apr 25, 2011 5:11pm

sonofsam

Wee' Gonna Win..

2,052 posts

sonofsam

Wee' Gonna Win..

2,052 posts

Mon, Apr 25, 2011 6:45 PM Apr 25, 2011 6:45 PM

Failed... MISERABLY.

Apr 25, 2011 6:45pm

berry

Senior Member

B

475 posts

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berry

Senior Member

475 posts

Mon, Apr 25, 2011 10:50 PM Apr 25, 2011 10:50 PM

McDonalds Employee of the Month

Apr 25, 2011 10:50pm

darbypitcher22

Senior Member

8,000 posts

darbypitcher22

Senior Member

8,000 posts

Wed, Apr 27, 2011 3:38 PM Apr 27, 2011 3:38 PM

baseballstud24;749395 wrote:My name is Miguel. I'm about 5'3". I enjoy reading, cuddling, and a stroll in the moonlight. I'm new to this online dating scene, but I'm hoping to meet the future Mrs. Gonzalez.

I LOL'd

Apr 27, 2011 3:38pm

Heretic

Son of the Sun

18,820 posts

Heretic

Son of the Sun

18,820 posts

Wed, Apr 27, 2011 5:47 PM Apr 27, 2011 5:47 PM

But...if I go to jail, how will I ever fulfill my destiny of killing that Planter's nut bastard?!?

Apr 27, 2011 5:47pm