justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Mar 8, 2012 10:59am
She's on maternity leave for a while so I haven't had to listen to her eat for a few weeks. It has been fantastic.
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Mar 8, 2012 11:02am
New girl just started and i have to share an office with her - she's already chomping on pretzels, this fucking blows.justincredible;1108865 wrote:She's on maternity leave for a while so I haven't had to listen to her eat for a few weeks. It has been fantastic.
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Mar 8, 2012 11:11am
Haha, and the thread is back.
My wife does this new thing where she has more saliva in her mouth than needed. She makes chips sound juicy.
My wife does this new thing where she has more saliva in her mouth than needed. She makes chips sound juicy.
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Mar 8, 2012 11:14am
Sounds like this could be a good thing for you.bigkahuna;1108874 wrote:Haha, and the thread is back.
My wife does this new thing where she has more saliva in her mouth than needed. She makes chips sound juicy.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Mar 8, 2012 12:33pm
Very good. Very, very good.Raw Dawgin' it;1108880 wrote:Sounds like this could be a good thing for you.
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Mar 27, 2012 1:59pm
I think this ever single day when i hear people crunching away on carrots, chips, nuts, etc.. - Just listened to my office mate EAT a lollipop.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Apr 24, 2012 8:44am
After 8 weeks off for maternity leave she's back. And she's added something else to her repertoire of annoying sounds. Non-stop talking about her baby.
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Apr 24, 2012 8:46am
I feel your pain...justincredible;1151352 wrote:After 8 weeks off for maternity leave she's back. And she's added something else to her repertoire of annoying sounds. Non-stop talking about her baby.
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Apr 24, 2012 8:47am
I don't care who you are or how close you are with someone, no one and i mean no one but you wants to talk about your baby. NO BODY CARES HOW CUTE THEY ARE OR WHAT THEY EAT!justincredible;1151352 wrote:After 8 weeks off for maternity leave she's back. And she's added something else to her repertoire of annoying sounds. Non-stop talking about her baby.
gorocks99
Posts: 10,760
Apr 24, 2012 8:47am
Yeah, but don't you know that her kid is the most special snowflake in the world and doing things that no other baby has ever done before, ever? This kid is shitting at a 1st grade level already!justincredible;1151352 wrote:After 8 weeks off for maternity leave she's back. And she's added something else to her repertoire of annoying sounds. Non-stop talking about her baby.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Apr 24, 2012 8:58am
I didn't even care to hear baby stories about my niece and nephew. I love them to death and would do anything for them but babies are boring.
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MontyBrunswick
Apr 24, 2012 9:32am
I'd rather listen to her drone on than listen to my boss use the phone to call the office next to his because 12 feet is too far to walk.
NNN
Posts: 902
Apr 24, 2012 10:14am
justincredible;1151352 wrote:After 8 weeks off for maternity leave she's back. And she's added something else to her repertoire of annoying sounds. Non-stop talking about her baby.
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Apr 24, 2012 5:14pm
There is a lot to be said for laying around and Bitching because you are hungry. In fact it is very satisfying to drop a big load in your diaper. You need to get in touch with your inner baby.justincredible;1151359 wrote:I didn't even care to hear baby stories about my niece and nephew. I love them to death and would do anything for them but babies are boring.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Apr 24, 2012 7:08pm
justincredible;1151352 wrote:After 8 weeks off for maternity leave she's back. And she's added something else to her repertoire of annoying sounds. Non-stop talking about her baby.
Kill her with fire. Quietly.
I choose to read this as encouragement to drop a Hot Carl on her desk before she gets in.Devils Advocate;1151881 wrote:There is a lot to be said for laying around and Bitching because you are hungry. In fact it is very satisfying to drop a big load in your diaper. You need to get in touch with your inner baby.
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Apr 24, 2012 7:14pm
Can we just change this thread to Annoying Shit My Co-Worker Does ?
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Feb 9, 2015 10:11am
bump for bigkahuna
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Feb 10, 2015 10:13am
Thank you Justin,
The guy I share a classroom with inspired me to ask for this thread to comeback. This guy makes me want to kill people. His thing is pretzels. So damn loud. Breathes through his mouth and smacks his lips... I could go on and on.
The guy I share a classroom with inspired me to ask for this thread to comeback. This guy makes me want to kill people. His thing is pretzels. So damn loud. Breathes through his mouth and smacks his lips... I could go on and on.
Uz2Bon36
Posts: 1,135
Feb 10, 2015 10:56am
Are you the only dude in the office?justincredible;1151352 wrote:After 8 weeks off for maternity leave she's back. And she's added something else to her repertoire of annoying sounds. Non-stop talking about her baby.
Uz2Bon36
Posts: 1,135
Feb 10, 2015 10:59am
This thread reminded me of the disturbingly obese woman I worked with who got pregnant. While pointing at one of her many fat rolls around her stomach, she commented how she was beginning to show and said, "I have a lil' poof!" I did LOL unfortunately but bit my lip and didn't say what I was thinking......
"You have a lot of poofs"
"You have a lot of poofs"
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Feb 10, 2015 11:05am
At the time of that post there were 3 dudes and 3 women in the office.Uz2Bon36;1704662 wrote:Are you the only dude in the office?
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Feb 10, 2015 11:05am
Please don't, you've already triggered my PTSD.bigkahuna;1704650 wrote:Thank you Justin,
The guy I share a classroom with inspired me to ask for this thread to comeback. This guy makes me want to kill people. His thing is pretzels. So damn loud. Breathes through his mouth and smacks his lips... I could go on and on.
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Feb 10, 2015 1:57pm
He likes his bottles/cans of pop. He slurps them; somehow making them extra fizzy. It's worse when it's a bottle because he even unscrews the lid loud and sucks the pop out. I can't imagine how much backwash is in there.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Feb 10, 2015 1:59pm
Does he gulp loudly?bigkahuna;1704741 wrote:He likes his bottles/cans of pop. He slurps them; somehow making them extra fizzy. It's worse when it's a bottle because he even unscrews the lid loud and sucks the pop out. I can't imagine how much backwash is in there.
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Feb 10, 2015 2:10pm
Yes. Somehow, it makes the pop sound fizzier if that makes any sense. In the morning he has a few cups of coffee, and he has the stereotypical loud slurp with the satisfying lip smack and "ahhh" after every gulp.