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Sonofanump
Sep 2, 2011 9:31am
Is it a crouton based cereal? That would be epic.
Rotinaj
Posts: 7,699
Sep 2, 2011 9:31am
What kind of cereal?
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Sep 2, 2011 9:34am
I just found her stash. Pic to follow.
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Sonofanump
Sep 2, 2011 9:37am
Was it hidden under her shirt? I think that is where she keeps all the food.justincredible;880144 wrote:I just found her stash. Pic to follow.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Sep 2, 2011 9:45am
Notice it isn't just regular Raisin Bran. It's Crunchy Raisin Bran. There was another box wedged in between the mini wheats and life as well. I think it was some sort of golden graham's knockoff.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Sep 2, 2011 9:48am
She's on bowl #3 now. And I think each bowl has been a different kind. So I'm probably looking at least one more.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Sep 2, 2011 9:52am
I wish my life sucked so bad that I had to complain about the way someone ate.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Sep 2, 2011 9:54am
Okay. You must be one of the annoying eaters.ernest_t_bass;880160 wrote:I wish my life sucked so bad that I had to complain about the way someone ate.
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Sep 2, 2011 10:19am
You realy should just kick her in the muffin and be done with it.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Sep 2, 2011 11:53am
Well, if you'd ever stop complaining about how you think drinking gave you AIDs and you're dying, maybe you'd be complaining about people eating instead!ernest_t_bass;880160 wrote:I wish my life sucked so bad that I had to complain about the way someone ate.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Sep 2, 2011 11:54am
Positive reps.Heretic;880338 wrote:Well, if you'd ever stop complaining about how you think drinking gave you AIDs and you're dying, maybe you'd be complaining about people eating instead!
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Sep 2, 2011 1:18pm
justincredible;880136 wrote:She also picks up her damn bowl at every bite so I get the following annoying sounds.
Spoon clanging against bowl.
Spoon clanging against teeth.
Crunching of cereal.
Slurping of milk.
Spoon clanging against bowl.
Bowl slamming against desk.
Repeat. All ****ing day.
justincredible;880152 wrote:
Notice it isn't just regular Raisin Bran. It's Crunchy Raisin Bran. There was another box wedged in between the mini wheats and life as well. I think it was some sort of golden graham's knockoff.
Gosh Damn It.justincredible;880158 wrote:She's on bowl #3 now. And I think each bowl has been a different kind. So I'm probably looking at least one more.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Sep 12, 2011 9:43am
After polishing off a bowl of cereal shortly after I got to work (who knows how many she had before I got in) she has killed three everything bagels loaded with cream cheese. Not three halves. Three entire bagels.
ts1227
Posts: 12,319
Sep 12, 2011 9:49am
justincredible;892963 wrote:After polishing off a bowl of cereal shortly after I got to work (who knows how many she had before I got in) she has killed three everything bagels loaded with cream cheese. Not three halves. Three entire bagels.
At least bagels aren't noisy? Though I'm sure she can find a way
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Sep 12, 2011 9:51am
They are toasted so they are slightly crunchy and there is a lot of lip smacking going on.ts1227;892975 wrote:At least bagels aren't noisy? Though I'm sure she can find a way
Now she's eating a bowl of cantaloupe.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Sep 12, 2011 10:40am
I'm sure this question has already been answered, but is this woman morbidly obese? She'd have to be from all this shit she's eating.justincredible;892977 wrote:They are toasted so they are slightly crunchy and there is a lot of lip smacking going on.
Now she's eating a bowl of cantaloupe.
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Sep 12, 2011 10:45am
No she's not.
password
Posts: 2,360
Sep 12, 2011 11:24am
You are missing a grand opportunity with this, you need to install a hidden cam on your desk and broadcast this shit live. The way I see it, at a charge of $9.99 a month for people to view her feeding, you can expect a first month income of around $1100.00 minus any snacks you decide to buy for her to eat, such as bananas, pudding, pretzels rods, corn chips, crackers. I figure after word gets out about the daily feeding, the audience should increase by about 15% for the next 3 months and that is big money. If she is good looking you can add another 8% growth on top of the projection already stated.justincredible;892963 wrote:After polishing off a bowl of cereal shortly after I got to work (who knows how many she had before I got in) she has killed three everything bagels loaded with cream cheese. Not three halves. Three entire bagels.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Sep 12, 2011 12:43pm
She's moved on to the really loud stuff. She killed a bag of celery and a half a jar of peanut butter dipping the celery in the pb. Now she's working on a bag of carrots and tub of hummus. Not sure if she'll kill the hummus in this sitting.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Sep 12, 2011 2:26pm
She's since finished two tubs of hummus.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Sep 12, 2011 2:58pm
How is this woman not fat?justincredible;893277 wrote:She's since finished two tubs of hummus.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Sep 12, 2011 3:21pm
ernest_t_bass;893313 wrote:How is this woman not fat?
I'm guessing.
ts1227
Posts: 12,319
Sep 12, 2011 3:25pm
Also her shits probably weigh about 25 lbs, which will help.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Sep 12, 2011 3:58pm
That turns me on in a woman. Killing themselves to fit their notion of what I want them to look like.justincredible;893355 wrote:
I'm guessing.
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Sep 12, 2011 9:12pm
I just went back and re-read this entire thread, and it definitely brought the lulz.