O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Mar 29, 2011 10:30am
I concur.bigkahuna;721650 wrote:This.
My coworker came in eating a meatloaf sandwich with onions.justincredible;727813 wrote:French onion soup this morning. That is not a morning smell.
He's now in the boss's office. I pity her.
*nomnomnom*justincredible;727822 wrote:If you need to make a loud obnoxious noise to consume a food or a beverage you are doing it wrong.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Mar 29, 2011 10:35am
Sonofanump;727821 wrote:What is the link to the live web cam?
That's a great idea. lookatthisbitcheatallthisshit.com for live look-ins at her 46 meals per day at work.
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Mar 29, 2011 10:40am
What about the bottom of a chic fila milkshake though? Pretty much impossible to finish one without slurping.justincredible;727822 wrote:Drink slurpers are terrible as well. If you need to make a loud obnoxious noise to consume a food or a beverage you are doing it wrong.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Mar 29, 2011 10:42am
Commander of Awesome;727833 wrote:What about the bottom of a chic fila milkshake though? Pretty much impossible to finish one without slurping.
Yeah, I agree. Milkshakes do get a break but I don't necessarily consider that slurping. It's mostly hot drinks that people slurp on because they are too hot. Here's an idea, let it cool down a bit.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Mar 29, 2011 10:43am
Lid off and a spoon works.Commander of Awesome;727833 wrote:What about the bottom of a chic fila milkshake though? Pretty much impossible to finish one without slurping.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Mar 29, 2011 10:45am
This is my favorite. The people who get the "holy-fucking-Moses-hot" cup of coffee at McDonalds and immediately try to slurp a sip.justincredible;727835 wrote:Yeah, I agree. Milkshakes do get a break but I don't necessarily consider that slurping. It's mostly hot drinks that people slurp on because they are too hot. Here's an idea, let it cool down a bit.
I don't know about them, but I've grown attached to my upper lip, and I prefer that it not be scalded off.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Mar 29, 2011 12:18pm
LOL! Here's a fun one. My coworker came back with lunch. TWO footlong subs from Subway, chips, a soft drink ... and then he just pulled a Weight Watchers yogurt out of the fridge.
Golden.
Golden.
Thread Bomber
Posts: 1,851
Mar 29, 2011 12:34pm
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Mar 29, 2011 3:29pm
She is seriously going to push me over the edge here soon. She can't eat one fucking thing that doesn't smell like complete shit or make a shitload of noise. She is now on her second bowl of straight croutons in the last 20 minutes. This after eating 4 (FOUR) salads completely covered in croutons already today. WTF.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Mar 29, 2011 3:37pm
LOL! Who eats just croutons???
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Mar 29, 2011 3:41pm
O-Trap;728135 wrote:LOL! Who eats just croutons???
I swear she buys the extra crunchy kind. The ones with gravel and broken glass in them. Fuck.
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Nate
Posts: 3,949
Mar 29, 2011 3:51pm
Is she at least attractive?
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Mar 29, 2011 3:54pm
Nate;728146 wrote:Is she at least attractive?
Not attractive enough.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Mar 29, 2011 4:01pm
Part of me feels bad for her. I know eating like that can be a defense mechanism, so it's possible that she does it out of insecurity or something along those lines.justincredible;728139 wrote:I swear she buys the extra crunchy kind. The ones with gravel and broken glass in them. Fuck.
Does she seem to have many friends, or is she close to anyone?
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Mar 29, 2011 4:27pm
We think her mom probably called her fat at some point during her childhood.
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Nate
Posts: 3,949
Mar 29, 2011 4:47pm
Are you the only one at work that notices it?
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Mar 29, 2011 4:47pm
Nate;728191 wrote:Are you the only one at work that notices it?
No.
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Sonofanump
Mar 29, 2011 11:25pm
Why don't you put a pig trough in between your desks to see if she gets the hind.
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Mar 30, 2011 1:19am
justincredible;728195 wrote:No.
So simple, but this made me laugh really hard.
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Timber
Posts: 935
Mar 30, 2011 4:59am
You Need to provide her an intervention!
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Nate
Posts: 3,949
Mar 30, 2011 9:06am
Timber;728604 wrote:You Need to provide her an intervention!
Or another bowl of croutons.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Mar 30, 2011 10:05am
Nate;728653 wrote:Or another bowl of croutons.
Or some hot butter to put on the croutons. (a) Should soggy them up so they're not as loud, and (b) you can just let the cholesterol do its work.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Mar 30, 2011 10:45am
She back at it with her salads this morning. SCRAPING HER FUCKING FORK WITH HER TEETH ON EVERY DAMN BITE.
OneBuckeye
Posts: 5,888
Mar 30, 2011 10:48am
justincredible;728739 wrote:She back at it with her salads this morning. SCRAPING HER FUCKING FORK WITH HER TEETH ON EVERY DAMN BITE.
metal fork i hope
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Sonofanump
Mar 30, 2011 10:48am
justincredible;728739 wrote:She back at it with her salads this morning. SCRAPING HER FUCKING FORK WITH HER TEETH ON EVERY DAMN BITE.
Turn up the volume and play this:
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