Loud eaters...

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september63
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Mar 17, 2011 11:51am
It depends. Was it a green or black olive? LOL
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Mar 17, 2011 11:58am
september63;715120 wrote:It depends. Was it a green or black olive? LOL
It was covered in mayo and dust (rolled right to where the fan is on the back of the tower, where the dust is thick). I don't give a shit if it was a kalamata.
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bigkahuna
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Mar 17, 2011 11:59am
If it was black, he probably should have left it on the ground in the back where it belongs.
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Mar 17, 2011 12:05pm
bigkahuna;715130 wrote:If it was black, he probably should have left it on the ground in the back where it belongs.
Erm ... and if it was green?
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september63
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Mar 17, 2011 12:07pm
Eat it!!!!!!!!!!! Run a little water over it first. Ha
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Mar 17, 2011 12:08pm
september63;715138 wrote:Eat it!!!!!!!!!!! Run a little water over it first. Ha

Gross.
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Timber
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Mar 17, 2011 6:50pm
Had it been stuffed with blue cheese and marinated in my favorite vodka, I would have beat him to it!
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bigkahuna
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Mar 17, 2011 9:32pm
O-Trap;715135 wrote:Erm ... and if it was green?

Green ones are gross.
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Mar 17, 2011 10:52pm
Timber;715721 wrote:Had it been stuffed with blue cheese and marinated in my favorite vodka, I would have beat him to it!

Mmm ... blue cheese and dust mites.

Breakfast of champions ...
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Mar 18, 2011 10:33am
She's on her third bowl of white rice, ranch dressing, and cheese. Biting her damn fork on every damn bite.
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Mar 18, 2011 10:46am
Is she observing Lent?
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justincredible
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Mar 18, 2011 10:52am
No.
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THE4RINGZ
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Mar 18, 2011 10:56am
Just curious because she hasn't eaten any meat so far today.
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Mar 18, 2011 11:00am
justincredible;716328 wrote:She's on her third bowl of white rice, ranch dressing, and cheese. Biting her damn fork on every damn bite.

Forks. Om nom nom
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Mar 18, 2011 11:02am
I don't know how her teeth aren't worn down to little nubs.
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bigkahuna
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Mar 18, 2011 11:07am
justincredible;716371 wrote:I don't know how her teeth aren't worn down to little nubs.

Give her some meth and tell her it's salt. That'd speed up the process.
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Mar 18, 2011 11:09am
bigkahuna;716382 wrote:Give her some meth and tell her it's salt. That'd speed up the process.

That would stop the whole showing up for work eating thing too.
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bigkahuna
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Mar 18, 2011 11:15am
Sounds like a good plan to me
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Mar 18, 2011 11:18am
gerb131;716387 wrote:That would stop the whole showing up for work eating thing too.

Bi-winning idea.
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Rotinaj
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Mar 18, 2011 12:01pm
This person isnt real. I dont appreciate being lied too.
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Mar 18, 2011 12:54pm
Rotinaj;716463 wrote:This person isnt real. I dont appreciate being lied too.

It would take too much effort to make this shit up. I wish she wasn't real, or at least didn't sit next to me, but alas she is and does.
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Mar 18, 2011 1:07pm
The guy sitting across from me came back from our work "cafeteria" with his lunch right after me. My lunch? A BLT and a cup of soup. His? Three croissant pastries with chocolate icing in the middle and a fried cheese sandwich.

Dear lord!
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Mar 18, 2011 1:20pm
O-Trap;716561 wrote:The guy sitting across from me came back from our work "cafeteria" with his lunch right after me. My lunch? A BLT and a cup of soup. His? Three croissant pastries with chocolate icing in the middle and a fried cheese sandwich.Dear lord!
Sounds delicious.
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Mar 18, 2011 1:22pm
Fab4Runner;716586 wrote:Sounds delicious.

LOL Well yeah, but that also sounds like the reason he has to be pushing 300 lbs when he can't be any taller than 5' 9" or so.
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Mar 22, 2011 12:16pm
She's eating peanut butter straight from the jar. With a fork.