justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Feb 21, 2011 12:37pm
Time for a big bowl of soup. Slurp, slurp.
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cbus4life
Posts: 2,849
Feb 21, 2011 1:11pm
Very nice to see i'm not alone.
Thread Bomber
Posts: 1,851
Feb 21, 2011 1:25pm
This is known as an oralgasmmella;685747 wrote:I agree with everything you said and I'll add the orgasm eater. This is the person who, with every bite is like MMMMMMMMMMM! this is the best OOOOOOOH, wow this is SOOOOOOO Good! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Shut the hell up and eat your food.
Thread Bomber
Posts: 1,851
Feb 21, 2011 1:27pm
Don't get too exited Heritic....
Heretic
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Feb 21, 2011 1:33pm
Thread Bomber;685872 wrote:
Don't get too exited Heritic....
Too late.
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muffy
Posts: 128
Feb 21, 2011 1:48pm
Also - people who don't pick their feet up when they walk.
power i
Posts: 1,296
Feb 21, 2011 1:59pm
We have a patient that comes in and chomps and cracks her gum. I CAN'T STAND IT!!! Really, has no one in this woman's life ever told her how annoying that is? I make sure to tell my kids (even the big one, my husband) when he's doing something annoying. Your doing them a favor. Unfortunately, my husband doesn't always listen. 
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Sonofanump
Feb 21, 2011 2:21pm
We got some guy a few desks down eating greek yogart so f'in loud, something about his wife making him eat it.
stroups
Posts: 3,223
Feb 21, 2011 2:36pm
muffy;685913 wrote:Also - people who don't pick their feet up when they walk.
I'm guilty of this, theres an old lady at my work that says something to me all the time. I don't know why but I guess I've just always done it.
OSH
Posts: 4,145
Feb 21, 2011 2:57pm
I'll catch some flack for this one...when my wife takes a drink of water, pop, milk, etc. she swallows EXTREMELY loud.
This just baffles me. How can someone swallow so hard? Why can't it just go down the pipes quietly? It's really not that hard to swallow quietly.
I have let her know numerous times how much it annoys me. I do it politely but she's tired of hearing it.
This just baffles me. How can someone swallow so hard? Why can't it just go down the pipes quietly? It's really not that hard to swallow quietly.
I have let her know numerous times how much it annoys me. I do it politely but she's tired of hearing it.
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Feb 21, 2011 2:59pm
justincredible;685742 wrote:She's not. I don't get it. She is seriously eating 4 hours out of the day.
maybe she has a fast metabolism or she's one of those people who spend 9 hours at the gym.
But yeah, its pretty annoying
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Feb 21, 2011 3:04pm
Now she's eating an apple. Awesome.
wes_mantooth
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Feb 21, 2011 3:06pm
justincredible;686076 wrote:Now she's eating an apple. Awesome.
lol...I love the updates.
karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
Feb 21, 2011 3:14pm
lol, indeed.Sonofanump;685992 wrote:We got some guy a few desks down eating greek yogart so f'in loud, something about his wife making him eat it.
OSH;686061 wrote:I'll catch some flack for this one...when my wife takes a drink of water, pop, milk, etc. she swallows EXTREMELY loud.
This just baffles me. How can someone swallow so hard? Why can't it just go down the pipes quietly? It's really not that hard to swallow quietly.
I have let her know numerous times how much it annoys me. I do it politely but she's tired of hearing it.
Interesting.
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september63
Posts: 5,789
Feb 21, 2011 3:14pm
That should sound just great?
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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
Feb 21, 2011 3:16pm
wes_mantooth;686080 wrote:lol...I love the updates.
I know. It's like that "jungle cam" or whatever was posted of the animals coming up to the watering hole, minus the video footage.
september63
Posts: 5,789
Feb 21, 2011 3:18pm
Great Idea. Justin, set up a secret web cam near her desk. We need visual proof too.
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Sonofanump
Feb 21, 2011 3:22pm
Sonofanump;685992 wrote:We got some guy a few desks down eating greek yogart so f'in loud, something about his wife making him eat it.
It's that same guy who kept smacking his lips at the sushi bar last week at lunch.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Feb 21, 2011 3:27pm
Sonofanump;686103 wrote:It's that same guy who kept smacking his lips at the sushi bar last week at lunch.
This guy...
Thread Bomber
Posts: 1,851
Feb 21, 2011 3:30pm
Most people are happy that the wife swallows... For me, the louder and more slurping the better.OSH;686061 wrote:I'll catch some flack for this one...when my wife takes a drink of water, pop, milk, etc. she swallows EXTREMELY loud.
This just baffles me. How can someone swallow so hard? Why can't it just go down the pipes quietly? It's really not that hard to swallow quietly.
I have let her know numerous times how much it annoys me. I do it politely but she's tired of hearing it.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Feb 21, 2011 3:31pm
Sun Chips now. Come on.
Thread Bomber
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Feb 21, 2011 3:31pm
Angel might not be so happy to hear this.....justincredible;686076 wrote:Now she's eating apple. Awesome.
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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
Feb 21, 2011 3:34pm
Maybe you should come in early one morning and hook up a trough to her desk. She might get the hint OR use it as a place to store more food.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Feb 21, 2011 3:35pm
BR1986FB;686125 wrote:Maybe you should come in early one morning and hook up a trough to her desk. She might get the hint OR use it as a place to store more food.
lol
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Feb 21, 2011 3:40pm
justincredible;685729 wrote:I've got a lot of pet peeves but I think this is my biggest one. I didn't realize how much I hated this until we rearranged our desks at work and I am now next to the loudest eater on the goddamn planet. To make it worse she eats about 6-10 times per day. She can't take one friggin' bite without scraping her fork or spoon with her teeth and is always eating crunchy stuff. She'll down a bag of baby carrots and a whole tub of hummus in one sitting. She'll fill a bowl full of croutons and crunch those fuckers for an hour.
You look like a jack ass.